Unrealistic fun

DrRockzo1986 wrote:
Only in CoH will your ally run over the sandbags you JUST SET UP >:( >:( >:(

LOL Im sure its happened in real life ^^.

Only in COH does a Whermacht Panzershreck do more damage than a TB panzershreck.

Only in CoH:

-Volksgrenardiers can perfectly operate complicated weapons like Flak 36 or nebelwerfer

-german pionners build solid buildings by diggin next to it

- a recon-bike uses it's headlight even at daylight

-you can camuflage a moving,roaring,bigass halftrack-bike

-a howitzer already is completely set up,but isn't operational until engineers sweat arround on it a little

-a "squad" are two men in grey uniforms

-german soldiers don't need any radio-equipment to communicate

-a tank gets slower by crossing water that doesn't even cover half of it's tracks

-Sherman commanders make fun of a Puma trying to engage their armor,but a StuG-commander will scream "IT'S FALLING APPART...!" when beeing attacked by riflemen

Only in coh units are always complaining esp. about raining

Killar wrote:
Only in coh units are always complaining esp. about raining

only PE and the tommies do, usa and wehr just takes it ;)

Only in CoH soldiers complain about the weight of their ammo ;)

Only in CoH German Pios deploy barbed wire without gloves.

Only in COH can a big ass Hetzer camoflague by standing still, even in front of the enemy.

Only in Coh does ALL germans speak english <3

Sommarkatze wrote:
Only in Coh does ALL germans speak english <3

Not in Ostheer ^^.

Only in COH does an 88 gun take serveral shots to destroy a single sherman, let alone a group of them ::)

only in COH does it take several shots from a tank to take out an 88 and other at guns.

Only in CoH do tanks fire at AT guns and just do damage to the gun while the crew doesn't get a scratch.

Only in COH will Volks say: "Sniper! Children we must move!" but not even take one step into cover.

only in COH TWO pioneers can whip out a welder and build a flippin' bridge in 3 minutes.


srry, i think this is a bit of a re-peat.

Last edited September 15, 2011 at 4:14 PM by stealthattack1

only in CoH, MP44 can have 2-burst mode, hmmm it's not funny :(

Only do Assault Grenadiers carry Panzershrecks but dont know how to use them :P

only in COH a flak shell turns into a heat seaking missile when firing at a plane, sometimes.

Only in COH can the flames from a walking Stuka not hurt anyone

only in coh can a  sniper be gas operated ( that long smoke trail from a sniper)

Only in coh you start a major battle with one infantry squad only

Only in COh does houses have automatic doors open when troops are going to enter

only in CoH every soldier knows that he is not allowed to enter enemy buildings

Pauly3 wrote:
only in CoH every soldier knows that he is not allowed to enter enemy buildings

Only in CoH there is no combat inside buildings.

Only in COH can infantry walk in front of their MG's and not get hurt :P

Only in CoH will tanks not run over friendly troops ;D

Only in COH do soldier not have to eat ;D

Only in CoH do soldiers not use there rifle buts to hit the enemy when close instead they keep on firing form a metre away  ;D

Only in COH will one MG surpress better than the other one :P

Well no not really, I would be more afraid of an MG42 (cause that thing sounds fierce) than a Vickers, because of the sound of an MG42 and its sheer firepower

But when being shot at by both MGs do you really say in your mind "Well this one has higher rate of fire but less accurate so I think I run instead if take cover"  :P :P

Have You been shot at by both MGs?

If I had been would I still be alive :P? I've heard what both sound like (not just the COH ::)) but nevertheless, you'd still jump for cover if you heard both firing at u :P

I am with FISH on this one.
most people including me would get suppressed by a bolt action rifle
once lead starts flying i would hit the ground

heck, i get suppressed by a flippin' paintball gun, im pretty sure if i got shot at even by a pistol i would be on my butt crawling the heck away.

Only in COH can you remove sandbags with wire cutters.

Only in CoH a rifleman can have a conversion about sausage meat when there is only 1 guy left in the squad.

Or maybe he's just lonely.

He's talking to his imaginary friend, Bob ;D

Sergerant wrote:
Only in COH can you remove sandbags with wire cutters.

Maybe they cut the sand bags and the sand pours out :P

Only in COH will Axis soldiesr land every shot they take when a target is in the open, regardless of how fast they run :P

Fishhunterx wrote:

Sergerant wrote:
Only in COH can you remove sandbags with wire cutters.

Maybe they cut the sand bags and the sand pours out :P

I know, but you'd still have a pile of sand. It wouldn't just vanish.
And what about the wooden planks that they use to reinforce it?

Sergerant wrote:

Fishhunterx wrote:

Sergerant wrote:
Only in COH can you remove sandbags with wire cutters.

Maybe they cut the sand bags and the sand pours out :P

I know, but you'd still have a pile of sand. It wouldn't just vanish.
And what about the wooden planks that they use to reinforce it?

Maybe they cut the wood ??? Thats why its "Only in COH ;D ;D"

Fishhunterx wrote:

Sergerant wrote:

Fishhunterx wrote:

Sergerant wrote:
Only in COH can you remove sandbags with wire cutters.

Maybe they cut the sand bags and the sand pours out :P

I know, but you'd still have a pile of sand. It wouldn't just vanish.
And what about the wooden planks that they use to reinforce it?

Maybe they cut the wood ??? Thats why its "Only in COH ;D ;D"

only in coh do players try too hard to find a "only in coh" joke.

stealthattack1 wrote:

Fishhunterx wrote:

Sergerant wrote:

Fishhunterx wrote:

Sergerant wrote:
Only in COH can you remove sandbags with wire cutters.

Maybe they cut the sand bags and the sand pours out :P

I know, but you'd still have a pile of sand. It wouldn't just vanish.
And what about the wooden planks that they use to reinforce it?

Maybe they cut the wood ??? Thats why its "Only in COH ;D ;D"

only in coh do players try too hard to find a "only in coh" joke.

We're not trying that hard  :P

Only in COH can soldiers shoot Butterfly bombs out of the sky with near perfect accuracy

Only in COH will Butterfly bombs cloak right in front of soldiers even though they were just shooting at them

only in CoH can Pios build huge buildings out of thin air and cocrete bunkers are set up within seconds

only in COH do 50 muni MG gunner not have enough ommon snese to turn around and engage the enemy. Instead it just sits there. And dies :'(

Only in COH the brit faction sucks

actually, thats kinda how the brits accually fought during ww2

But I dont think there was so much camping :-\. Just slow movement ;D

Only in CoH theirs only some 30 Areas soldiers can fight.

Only in COH can buildings hit by fire but not stay on fire

Well, that kinda happens in real life.

Only in CoH, Commanders are Noobs when they play bridge map, while in real war they required the most elite ones.

Only in COH does building tanks or training infantry cause a huge rush of wind through the buildings everytime(the cloth starts flying around the Wher buildings when you queue a tank :-X)

Only in COH do the British have flamethrowers in the campaign but not in multiplayer.

Only in COH will gliders smash into the ground but not a single commando will be injured. Ever :P