Unrealistic fun

Considering that gliders have infinite amount of people, they nay get hurt be will just be replaced ;D

Keep a AC beside the glider, we will see how many commandos get hurt.

Only in COH does it cost munitions to make AC go faster, not gasoline ;D

Flank speed of both Cromwell and AC drain your fuel slightly.

Only in COH can Rangers, Para troopers, and PG can sprint. Everyone else must jog :D

Only in CoH, soldiers get their veterancies but never get promotions.
Only in CoH, soldiers dont have to eat (and shit)!

They shit their pants :P

Only in COH are there no technical malfunctions. Nor do tanks run out of fuel :P

only in CoH there are off-map artillery with endless range,but the howitzers you build on-map won't even try to shoot over half the map.

only in CoH there will be injured men crawling on the ground while there surviving buddys talk about cheesstake-sandwiches from philadephia next to them :P

Lt.Gottlieb wrote:only in CoH there will be injured men crawling on the ground while there surviving buddys talk about cheesstake-sandwiches from philadephia next to them :P

LOL that's hilarious XD
only in coh can nobody pick up dropped flamethrowers form engineers/pioneers

cause they explode :P

Only in COH are there zero signs anywhere. People just know where to go :P

Fishhunterx wrote:
cause they explode :P

Well in real life Flamers don't actually explode even when shot in the tank, because the chemicals need to mix and then be ignited, not just be hit with a ton of force IIRC

agreed. there needs to be a fuel/air mix. why do you think there is an air intake in your car?

Also, the tank itself is reinforced so you can't have explosive decompression.

Flamer explosion crits are really annoying in CoH because you lose both pio members nomatter what. It's annoying to lose that 50MU while you were retreating and should've escaped. At least it's fairly rare.

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Only in COH will somke reduce the amount of penetration a tank takes :-X

"Klaus, the engine are destroyed! There's smoke everywhere! We cant take another hit like that!"
"Then open a hatch! The smoke will make those Sherman shots useless"

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Only in CoH, Germans don't know for what they exactly fighting for.

only in coh, do soldiers not see demo traps on buildings, but just walk in.

Only in COH does hearing Stalin talk cause soldier to run super fast :D

Only in COH do Assault Grenadiers have panzerfausts they never use

Only in COH do conscripts have an unlimited number of vodka bottles to light on fire and throw around :P And you would think they'd have drunk them already ;D

only in COH do conscripts without guns just stand there waiting for their friend to die so they can pick his gun up instead of rushing the enemy when he is reloading.
(i know, its long.)

I though that really happened :P

Only in COH can you pay muni in order to cause Germans to hear weird propaganda messages in their head ;D

Only in COH do PIAT shots not obey laws of physics and pass through buildings to hit your vehicles.

Only in CoH shooting machinegun at tank causes driver to lose control...

Only in COH do soldiers need to be told to load AP rounds, even though they're right next to them :P

only in COH EF can off map support like partisans be there waiting to be called in, and don't come until you pay munitions

Only in COH does medics run around saving people without giving a crap whats happening around him. ( true heroes <3)

Only in COH will strappping an MG to a jeep or motorbike substantially reduce its firepower.

Tiger wrote:
Only in COH will strappping an MG to a jeep or motorbike substantially reduce its firepower.

I dont get this one :P

Only in COH do AT halftrack have perfect aim when given muni

Fishhunterx wrote:

Tiger wrote:
Only in COH will strappping an MG to a jeep or motorbike substantially reduce its firepower.

I dont get this one :P

Only in COH do AT half-track have perfect aim when given muni

Well the MG42 the bike has is pretty much crap compared to the one the MG42 crew used, so it has reduced everything including firepower

Also they eat munitions, its part of the German soldiers balanced breakfast, so they get the proper amount of toxic minerals and chemicals into their blood stream,then they can become more accurate

I didn't realize in addition to iron, Hans needed lead too ;D

lead and iron, breakfast of champions

Just like that spongebob episode ;D

Only in COH are some soldiers so f*&%#ing amazing that they dont even bat an eyelid when grenades are thrown at their faces.
They just absorb it and continue killing your troops.

Only in COH are soldier not killed by flying shrapnel. Just by a small blast radius

Only in CoH do armies have a population limit

neosdark wrote:
Only in CoH do armies have a population limit

Not really. Other rts games have pop cap. And anyways in real life if your army is too big you cant substain it

Well yes and no, there is no real life meter that says, opps you have to many soldiers on the battlefield, so you cannot deploy anymore. But i guess that isn't CoH exclusive.

Only in COH is the ability to call in arty exclusive to officers

Soviet Sniper ace and Observer team... :P

Well more than often, those men are quite high ranking, some can be up to the rank of Lieutenant Colonel, so they are technically speaking Officers.

I think he means vCoH though ;D

GodlikeDennis wrote:
Soviet Sniper ace and Observer team... :P

I forgot about those  :-[

Only in COH do troops know the exact path they will travel when given directions :P

No that's all other RTS games to except the original Age of Empires, that thing had horrid pathing (though they fixed that quickly, I miss the good old expansion pack system, now that I think about it, i mean they might as well have made MW 3 an Expansion pack for MW 2 since its the same crap, but I'm ranting gents)

feel free to rant man. mw3 was a fat disapointment.

stealthattack1 wrote:
feel free to rant man. mw3 was a fat disapointment.

In what way?

Only in COH do AT grenades heavily damage emplacements but when they directly smack a soldier, they practically do nothing :P

Only in COH, soldiers talk funny on the verge of death.
Only in COH, soldiers are smart enough to take cover automatically but are so stupid that they don't fall back on their own. They just tough it out and die(mostly anyway):p.

Only CoH soldiers run out of green cover and onto a road that's under MG fire from all directions, and all this automatically, this is why we need a Hold Ground button Relic.

As for MW3, I didn't even bother getting it, I knew it would suck just by looking at the trailer. The game was the exact same thing as MW2 with a couple of new guns that were the exact same thing as the guns they replaced. The campaign was bullshit, quite worn out. They killed the only real soldier in the entire series quite unceremoniously ( Kamarov R.I.P.) as well as half of the main characters for no particular reason. We didn't see a new Ghost, Ghost is dead, bye bye . That picture of Soap Ghost Price and the Delta Force guy (who's name escapes me at the moment) is clearly crap, and watch them start screaming "HEY GUYS WE GONNA RETCON HALF OF MW2 AND BRING GHOST BACK TO LIFE FOR MODERN CRAPFEST 3.5, WHICH HAPPENS IN THE PAST RIGHT AFTER MW 1, BUT NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT GHOST'S EXISTENCE SO ITS OKAY, AND ALSO YOU GET TO PLAY AS MACMILLAN IN HIS WHEELCHAIR, JUST ROLLING AROUND WITH A MINIGUN CHAINED TO HIS BULLETPROOF 12'' RIM WHEELCHAIR THAT HAS A SEE-THRU BUBBLE CANOPY FOR BULLET PROTECTION. DID WE MENTION NO JUGGERNAUTS, SINCE THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE THEM HAS YET TO BE DESIGNED BY AMERICAN MERCENARY COMPANIES" End Rant

Well thats certainly a............stark way of looking at MW3 :P. Or should I say Modern Wellfare 3: Obama Healthcare Edition ;D JK.

Only in COH do flame nades last the exact same time as every other flame nade

Only in COH is driving over a wreck a great achievment. ( they get exp? XD)

only in COH do mg teams in bunkers sit there firing at a tank that is destroying the bunker, and taking no damage.

Only in COH is it impossible to kill the tank crew :P