Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 1:51 AM

Basically you start with ''Only in Coh (You can include ef units too) then you finish it with an unrealistic thing in the game

Ex: Only in coh, can your AT gun go right through your tank and hit the enemy tank on the other side

He who seeks peace, must be prepared for war
-- Claudius

When the Ostheer come out the only matches you will see online will be Soviet/Soviet vs Ostheer/Ostheer.

R.I.P Britain, America, PE, Wermacht

#85947

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 2:38 AM

Only in coh, can a complete infantry section get over run by a tank by running into it <3

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#85950

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 2:50 AM

Only is company of heroes can a sniper disappear in broad daylight in the middle of a road.

Ostheer is a new German faction for this mod.
It will be done when it is done.
Keep mapping and modeling.
Tell a friend about EF.

#85951

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 2:53 AM

Only in CoH, a soldier hides succesfully under a live tank.

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Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...

#85958

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 4:58 AM

Only in CoH, are planes dispatched to reinforce 1 member of an airborne squad.

If you get into an argument with me, you're wrong.

#85959

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 5:08 AM

Only on CoH, tanks can drive into each other with no harm done.

"Balancers are 10 a penny"

#85961

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 6:58 AM

Only on coh a squad can hit a mine and still dont loose a member

#85962

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 8:05 AM

Only in CoH, Tiger needs 10 shots to destroy Sherman.

#85963

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 8:55 AM

Only in CoH M1 Garand has 10 bullets magazine :o

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OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!

#85965

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 9:06 AM

Only in CoH, an AT Gun can be invisible.

#85967

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 9:10 AM

only in CoH does a howitzer gun emplacement can only shoot an few yards away

war determines not who is right only who is left

#85968

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 9:14 AM

Only in COH can infantry exit a building in 1-2 seconds

Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"

#85969

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 9:21 AM

Only in coh a tiger can be called in twice

#85970

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM

Only in coh infantry can be flamed and still survive :(

#85971

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 9:42 AM

Only in coh a V1 has the accuracy of a modern cruise missile :D

#85972

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 9:43 AM

Only in COH you can drop paper on the enemy and force them to run away.

"Balancers are 10 a penny"

#85973

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 9:43 AM

Only in CoH, every Allied structure is builded with sandbags.

Cranialwizard wrote:
Only in COH you can drop paper on the enemy and force them to run away.

Haha, good one!

#85974

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 9:44 AM

only in coh a battle starts with a builder unit

#85980

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 10:16 AM

Only in CoH you build tanks in 30 seconds out of factories!

Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!

#85981

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 10:20 AM

Only in COH, battle is over when your VP ticker reaches 0.

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#85984

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 11:03 AM

Only in CoH bridges can be build in 1 minute.

#85985

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 12:01 PM

Only in CoH, stromtroppers have invisibility technology (like predator).

#85986

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 12:25 PM

Only in COH can you weld together an infantry setion

#85987

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 12:31 PM

Only in coh a King tiger get killed by a stagehound

#85991

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 1:54 PM

Only in CoH, an hedge blocks a tank.

#85992

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 2:19 PM

Only in CoH, a medium tank can come out from a truck (which have more health than the tank)

#85994

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 2:59 PM

Only in COH, Infantry can survive a MG burst at point blank range.

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#85996

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 3:37 PM

Only in CoH, can certain infantry shrug off sniper bullets.

If you get into an argument with me, you're wrong.

#85999

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 3:56 PM

Only in CoH infantry shoots pointlessly at tanks ::)

Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!

#86001

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 3:59 PM

Only in COH, commanders are 12 year old kiddies

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#86008

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 4:51 PM

only in COH red flares drop before airstrikes...
only in CoH bikes engage in close combat

"But risk has always been an inescapable part of warfare."
Grand Admiral Thrawn

#86013

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 5:14 PM

Only In CoH, Can a crane can bring back to new a fully destroyed tank in a few second

He who seeks peace, must be prepared for war
-- Claudius

When the Ostheer come out the only matches you will see online will be Soviet/Soviet vs Ostheer/Ostheer.

R.I.P Britain, America, PE, Wermacht

#86016

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 5:33 PM

Only in coh there are undestructible objects.

Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...

#86017

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 5:41 PM

Only in COH can you charge a group of Rifleman with MP44's and still win :P

Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"

#86028

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 7:12 PM

Only in CoH bunkers produces men.

#86034

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 8:06 PM

Only in CoH:EF a T90 can destroy a concrete bunker.
Only in CoH:EF a PTRD can destroy a concrete bunker.
Only in CoH you secure a sector by pulling up a flag.
Only in CoH a flak is better against infantry than against planes.
Only in CoH schwimmwagen can't swim.
Only in CoH tanks have a range of 10 meters.
Only in CoH is Fog of War.
Only in CoH the HMG and LMG are two different things which look the same.
Only in CoH Fallschirmjägers are waiting in every building to be deployed.
Only in CoH bunkers can be build in 30 seconds.

Should be enough for now :P.

I identify as a four-eyed bird man. /s

#86035

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 8:11 PM

Only in CoH, you tanks and infantry have infinity ammo.

#86048

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 9:30 PM

Only in COH can you blow up and rebuild a bridge in a minute or so.

Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"

#86053

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 9:45 PM

Only in CoH planes fly at 30 meters.

Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!

#86065

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 20, 2011 at 10:40 PM

Only in CoH, AA gun can't destroy planes that fly at 30 mts.

#86080

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 21, 2011 at 1:27 AM

Only in COH can you use crab mail flails to mow infantry down quickly.

Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"

#86090

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 21, 2011 at 2:47 AM

Only in CoH, you can reform mortally wounded soldiers into fresh fighting squads.

Only in CoH, you can suddenly dig a trench with your tank in the middle of a cobbled road

Only in CoH, does your muni upgrade appear out of thin air

Only in CoH, can PGs can be shot/sniped out of an Infantry HT, but the MG gunner cannot.

I think that was quite nice.

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#86092

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 21, 2011 at 2:53 AM

Only in COH, can volksgrenadiers take out infinite amounts of panzerfaust out of thier ass

He who seeks peace, must be prepared for war
-- Claudius

When the Ostheer come out the only matches you will see online will be Soviet/Soviet vs Ostheer/Ostheer.

R.I.P Britain, America, PE, Wermacht

#86093

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 21, 2011 at 2:55 AM

Darkjolly wrote:
Only in COH, can volksgrenadiers take out infinite amounts of panzerfaust out of thier ass

So can KCH (Vet1 I think) and Fallschirmjagers, so you are WRONG!!!!!!

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#86095

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 21, 2011 at 3:11 AM

Only in COH can armor skirts reduce penetration on all sides

Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"

#86107

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 21, 2011 at 5:06 AM

Only in COH there is so many things wrong with Coh.

The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme

#86115

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 21, 2011 at 7:08 AM

Only in CoH does a battle happen for 1 hour or more

war determines not who is right only who is left

#86135

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 21, 2011 at 10:04 AM

Only in CoH do snipers not make any mistakes.

"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."

#86137

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 21, 2011 at 10:16 AM

Only in coh the commander is not fired because of sending thousands of men to their death.

#86140

Re: Unrealistic fun

August 21, 2011 at 10:43 AM

Only in COH (EF) does the Soviet Navy have so many infantry readily available for land engagements. So much so that the commander spurns his regulars and armour.

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Last edited August 21, 2011 at 11:07 AM by DrRockzo1986