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Unrealistic fun

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#104528

Re: Unrealistic fun

only in coh does a bullets kill a tank (it happens to me)
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#104530

Re: Unrealistic fun

Only in COH can a PTRD shot penetrate Heavy tanks (2 TH squads killed my panther one time :'()

Only in COH can incindeary nades explode mines
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#104537

Re: Unrealistic fun

only in COH can a commander order his troops to blindly rush into MG fire, and they obey without question.
#104539

Re: Unrealistic fun

Only in COH is using medical devices restricted to Whermacht
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#104562

Re: Unrealistic fun

only in Coh do icons appear out of nowhere
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#104565

Re: Unrealistic fun

Only in COH does Airborne (eltie, well trained soldiers) do worse than German conscripts (Volks)
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#104731

Re: Unrealistic fun

Only in CoH will an assault gun miss at a infantry unit standing right in front of it
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#104741

Re: Unrealistic fun

Tankbuster wrote:
Only in CoH will an assault gun miss at a infantry unit standing right in front of it


Thats tactical distraction. The people die because of the muzzle flashes lol.
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#104846

Re: Unrealistic fun

Walki wrote:
Tankbuster wrote:
Only in CoH will an assault gun miss at a infantry unit standing right in front of it


Thats tactical distraction. The people die because of the muzzle flashes lol.


I dont think thats how it works :P

Only in COH can axis salvage wrecks and no one else
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#104918

Re: Unrealistic fun

only in coh does a blow torch repair a vehicle
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#104922

Re: Unrealistic fun

Only in COH will 8 utterly shit conscripts who stand around a pillar (green cover) not get suppressed by a MG42.
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#105007

Re: Unrealistic fun

Only in COH when infantry are pinned there weapons disapear.
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#105010

Re: Unrealistic fun

Only in COH can you only pick up heavy weapons
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#105105

Re: Unrealistic fun

i think this one is actually true, only in COH does third mortar team member die when other two are sniped
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OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD AND RAPE CEASERS GHOST IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!?
#105142

Re: Unrealistic fun

Only in COH can you not melee (like with bayonets)
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#105145

Re: Unrealistic fun

Only in CoH Volks (old men's and boy's) look like young fresh man and can defeat elite american units...
#105146

Re: Unrealistic fun

jaime wrote:
Only in CoH Volks (old men's and boy's) look like young fresh man and can defeat elite american units...


Already mentioned  ;)

Only in COH can tanks run over other tank wrecks
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