Unrealistic fun

Only in COH a 75mm gun does less damage to tanks than a 57mm one.

Maybe its b/c of muzzle veelocity?

Only in COH do you gain 20% more health from fuel and manpower.

Crushing infantry with tanks was a widely used tactic in WW2.
It was used to save expensive shells and it was called "walzen" in the german army.
Only in CoH P-47 drops three bombs in a straight line.

Just out of curiosity. Did the American Sherman drivers use such tactics or was it more off the book ???

Only in CoH can we play Eastern Front :P

Only in COH do Sticky bombs damage your engine even if it hits the front.

Only in COH do sticky bombs hone onto your target like smart bombs :P

only in CoH ,there is nothing but floor inside a building

Only in CoH, soldiers don't have to eat.

TheDzierzanPL wrote:
Only in CoH, soldiers don't have to eat.

and sleep...and going to wc.  :P

Only in CoH, tanks can't run over a full health house even the King Tiger.

Only in COH can bren guns shatter sights for 10 seconds or so. Then after that the sights are magically repaired :o

Only in COH can infantry fire their antitank weapon right next to a tank and miss

Only in COH can Infantry fire their antitank weapon right next to a tank, hit it and not die by the explosion

Only in CoH would infantry walk all the way around a mile long, waist high wall or fence instead of just jumping it.

Only in CoH tank MGs are inefficient

Only in COH can mechanics and officers speed up production simply by standing near a building :P

Fishhunterx wrote:
Only in COH can mechanics and officers speed up production simply by standing near a building :P

Hey, that's realistic! The men inside the building fear him and his angryness and manliness (xD) and so they work like machines  ;D

MaxiKing6 wrote:

Fishhunterx wrote:
Only in COH can mechanics and officers speed up production simply by standing near a building :P

Hey, that's realistic! The men inside the building fear him and his angryness and manliness (xD) and so they work like machines  ;D

LOL. But there are walls and they cant see him :P. And I dont think the workers fear the anger and manliness of...mechanics ??? ;D

Fishhunterx wrote:

MaxiKing6 wrote:

Fishhunterx wrote:
Only in COH can mechanics and officers speed up production simply by standing near a building :P

Hey, that's realistic! The men inside the building fear him and his angryness and manliness (xD) and so they work like machines  ;D

LOL. But there are walls and they cant see him :P. And I dont think the workers fear the anger and manliness of...mechanics ??? ;D

But of a Wehr Leutnant!

He is so angry and badass, that the workers feel this in the air, even trough concrete walls  :D

Wher Officer:
"You've been at the candy again haven't you"

Im not so sure how intimidating that line is ;D

Fishhunterx wrote:
Wher Officer:
"You've been at the candy again haven't you"

Im not so sure how intimidating that line is ;D

In German it's even better:

"You've guzzled again, right?"

Guzzled what? Beer? ;D. OJ? :P

Dunno, he just sais that. In German of course.

Only in CoH soliders are annoyed by your's clicking and clicking. Fucking clicking!

Only in COH can units constantly maintain radio communications with you with no interference (besides lag)

only in CoH can a soldier watch his entire squad get massacred and keep fighting as if nothing happened.

only in CoH Mortars landing on top of high ranking officers dont kill them.

Only in COh does fire litteraly break down bunkers XD

only in CoH can engineers put demolitions on a bridge in  1 min

Only in COH do infantry alert you of incoming artillery but do absolutely nothing to get away.

Only in CoH you can put mines UNDER bunkers.

@Desert_Fox:How do you do that ???

Only in COH do you stand next to a flag post in order to claim a sector yours.

Only in COH are battles won by controlling an oversized flag post with lights hangng off of it until the enemies points are out.

Fishhunterx wrote:
Only in COH do you stand next to a flag post in order to claim a sector yours.

Actually I think the Old school battlfields (like 1942) you do this as well lol ;D

Only in coh you get fuel from flags.

Ryxxen wrote:
Only in coh you get fuel from flags.

LOL but there are fuel cans under it ;D.

Only in COH do Mk.2 grenades have the exact same 1 second timer once they hit they ground, no maatter how far the throwing distance is.

Only in CoH do all artillery units (105s, Hummels, Nebels) fire at the same angle regarless of the distance.

Only in COH do soldiers spot a sniper as he shoots only to forget where they saw him 5 seconds later

I hope nobody had these already, if so Im sorry.

Only in CoH, a whole Armoured Regiment is parked in a depot big like a cottage.

@Desert Fox: I think most RTS game are like that. Like C+C

Only in COH do troops fight exactly the same, despite the weather.

Only in COH will a bullet from a conscript do less damage than a bullet from a Strelky.

Only in COH you can drive with a destroyed engine

Only in COH Flamethrowers dont damage tanks.

Only in COH at-guns survive a hit from a tank.

Only in COH Jeeps get blocked by Soldiers.

Only in COH can jeeps and motorcycles not run over people over barbed wire

Only in CoH do soldiers have to wait before they use another grenade.

Only in COH you have to throw away ammo to throw a grenade.

Only in CoH, after you throw some ammunition, you get some weapons.

Only in COH soldiers can pick up enemy weapons and have unlimited ammo for them.

Only in COH do panzerfaust lock onto their target like Javelin missles ;D

Only in COH there are curving shells in ww2

Proof: http://youtu.be/iuEdLAfs6ms  ;D

Only in CoH can a tanks MG gunner be healed by Pioneers or Engineers.

Only in CoH injured infantry can be healed while moving.

Only in COH, the ammo from munition points fits all factions.

Only in COH can M8 grey hounds take umlimited gunfire from infantry and still be okay.

only in CoH, Airbourne  units can be reinforced rapidly from flying aircrafts.
and only in CoH, commando can be reinforced unlimitedly from dropped gliders.