Unrealistic fun

Only in CoH you can take munition for your army from enemy destroyed tanks.

Only in CoH you can restore a pile of junk that formerly was a tank and get it functional.

Only in COH do british guns do more damage when a officer is near them.

Only in COH raw recruits receive less damage from flamethrowers than grizzled veterans.

Only in COH can a goliath sit in a crater and cloak itself from view

Only in COH weapons are weaker if they are mounted on vehicles  :P

Only in CoH can rocket launchers be used from small rooms and buildings (it's extremely dangerous to do so in real life).

Only in coh a jeep is not killed by one panzerfaust

Only in CoH, Jeep's drivers (and Motorcycle too) live on the Jeep/Moto.

Only in CoH ( EF precisely) Ruskies can fight in Normandy.

Only in coh and EF does the soldiers have different health.

Only in COH are millions of fallschirmjagers hiding in each 4 window building on the map ready to be deployed.

Already said :P

only in COH hits in the engine are destroying your gun.

Woopsie :-[

Only in COH can Funkwagen Halftracks steal your supplies, become invisible, and detect troops simply by standing still.

Only in CoH can a PIAT trooper hit targerts on the other side of a hedge or building without being able to see it let alone aim at it

Only in CoH, soldier can't climb tree or simply jump through a fence instead they have to go around it :P

only in coh tanks can fire at a longer distance than they can see.

Only in CoH can a Machine Gunner fire into a group of men and not hit a single one of them for at least a couple of minutes.

Only in CoH, Wehrmacht units gain veterancy by clicking icons in the Kampkraft Centre.

Only in CoH veterans can be reinforced.

walki1 wrote:
Only in CoH veterans can be reinforced.

haha win!  :D

Only in CoH tanks can't crush MGs and Mortars.

Only in CoH ( maybe in every game), guns cannot be jammed or broken enemy fire.

Only in CoH, 1 man can fire both the front and rear MGs of the 251 Wehr Halftrack after getting in. (Inspired from Paciat's post in another thread)

Only in coh you can pause a battle, catching another beer and unpausing it again.

Only in COH can commando infantry reinforce from a tectrach glider full of tanks :P

Only in CoH can fire not spread inbetween buildings.

Only in COH will rifleman hold on to millions of grenades, sticky bombs, and BAR ammo for surpression but will only use it when you tell them to.

Only in Company of heroes does the Germans have more air superiority than the Americans

Paladin88 wrote:
Only in Company of heroes does the Germans have more air superiority than the Americans

???

Only in Company of Heroes, it has a big compstomp community ;D

Paladin88 wrote:
Only in Company of heroes does the Germans have more air superiority than the Americans

No they don't.

So mine is true :(, it's not unrealistic?

stavka88 wrote:
So mine is true :(, it's not unrealistic?

Maybe, it brings me to say:

Only in CoH (at least EF), do people get bullied on the forums just because they lack the option of PvP and have to compstomp.

thats probably not just limited to ths game though.

Only in CoH we have RedGuard!  ;D

cephalos wrote:
Only in CoH we have RedGuard!  ;D

hey it's real, not unrealistic :P

only in coh a american sniper can camoflage in open area e.g farmland

cephalos wrote:
Only in CoH we have RedGuard!  ;D

Speaking of RedGuard he made another "lol EF is bad" post on GR.org yesterday.

Burro and I reported it to the devs and he's perma banned from the EF part of GR.org.

I lol'd.

ROLFROLFROFLROLFROLFROLFROFLROLF ;D

Cranialwizard wrote:

cephalos wrote:
Only in CoH we have RedGuard!  ;D

Speaking of RedGuard he made another "lol EF is bad" post on GR.org yesterday.

Burro and I reported it to the devs and he's perma banned from the EF part of GR.org.

I lol'd.

link please  :D

cephalos wrote:

Cranialwizard wrote:

cephalos wrote:
Only in CoH we have RedGuard!  ;D

Speaking of RedGuard he made another "lol EF is bad" post on GR.org yesterday.

Burro and I reported it to the devs and he's perma banned from the EF part of GR.org.

I lol'd.

link please  :D

+1 Post the link, I wanna make a big LOL before go to work!  ;D

The admins took the link down :/

lol :D! Well, another one bites the dust.

Only in COH do Soviet and Ostheer balance issues exist :-X(taken from previous post ;))

only in CoH:

british officers wear bullet-proof hats

tank commanders would look out the hatches by default just to see whats happening

vehicles explode into pieces rather than just beeing disabled

KCHs bother to fight with their troops,despite they are high-ranking officers

soldiers pull out new weapons out of nowhere,but only if you pay them

soldiers will go out into battle with no weapon ;)

the crew of a teamweapon lives in symbiosis with it's gun and would rather die than abandon it

Only in CoH, mines discriminate against who stands on them and only explode on enemies.

GodlikeDennis wrote:
Only in CoH, mines discriminate against who stands on them and only explode on enemies.

Im pretty sure other games do this too :P

Only in COH will flares come out of no where and allow artillery and planes to strike it exactly.

Only in COH professional Tommies cant hit Jack with their rifle grenades

Only in COH can a mine be detected just by standing near it with a minesweeper.

Only in CoH will your ally run over the sandbags you JUST SET UP >:( >:( >:(