Unrealistic fun

Fishhunterx wrote:
Only in COH is it impossible to kill the tank crew :P

Nope, it can happen.

Destroyed engine greyhounds lose their driver, he just dies.

Cranialwizard wrote:

Fishhunterx wrote:
Only in COH is it impossible to kill the tank crew :P

Nope, it can happen.

Destroyed engine greyhounds lose their driver, he just dies.

I never knew that :P

Only in COH can kettenkrads detect mines :P

Only in COH can Panzer élite work alongside Wehrmacht without any name-calling or general distaste

Meh, they are busy killing allies.

only in COH EF  did soviets ever fight along side brits and americans in the same battle.

Only in COH can bazookas be operated by just one man (bazooka typically requires 2 ppl to operate)

Only in Company of Heroes can a commander save a video of a brutal battle and experience it from the enemy perspective in slow motion

Cranialwizard wrote:
Only in Company of Heroes can a commander save a video of a brutal battle and experience it from the enemy perspective in slow motion

I think US commanders found german footage and watched it :P. They just never slow mowed it  ;D

Only in COH are head shots exclusive to snipers :P

Only in COH do GIs take a break from war.

Only in COH can you reinforce a squad from a FHQ :P

Fishhunterx wrote:
Only in COH can you reinforce a squad from a FHQ :P

Idk man those al qaeda mofos seem to reinforce out of nowhere like that in real life

Well they come out of caves more than FHQs but you have a point there.

LOL I thought they spawn out of internet propaganda ;D

Only in COH do soldiers have infinite med packs

Only in COH do soldiers (mainly the brits) gain armor when they run to their trucks >:(

Only in COH will fire do more damage if you have better armor  :P (I mean elite armor ofc  ::))

more padding to catch fire?

only in COH can 12 calliopes be deployed on a battlefield which they can almost hit bases across the map

Only in COH do soldiers stand infront of grenades w/o thinking about it.

Only in  CoH a guy with a grease gun loses against a guy with a bolt action rifle in close combat :p.

dragonmith wrote:
more padding to catch fire?

only in COH can 12 calliopes be deployed on a battlefield which they can almost hit bases across the map

You can only have 2 calliopes :P

Only in COH do the turrets on Sherman Calliopes not work

Only is COH, soldiers don't get affected by snipers.

Tankbuster wrote:
Only is COH, soldiers don't get affected by snipers.

What do you mean by this ???

Only in COH can you pick u 3 wounded soldiers in a med bunker, but the squad can be reformed on the other side of the map by another med bunker

Snipers blow of your squadmates, and you dn't even bat an eyelid. Not very realistic now, is it?

Maybe they have mental horsey blinders where you dont notice things to ur side ;D

Only In CoH Can MG emplacement soldiers be glued to their direction, even if a enemy squad is right behind him firing away...

I think we said pretty much all there is to say.

Seeme wrote:
I think we said pretty much all there is to say.

qft. theres olny so much you can do.

stealthattack1 wrote:

Seeme wrote:
I think we said pretty much all there is to say.

qft. theres olny so much you can do.

Theres always more to be said :P

Only in COH will MG barrels not heat up

Only in COH can soldiers always recover 100% from burn wounds

Only in COH does hiding cause your weapons to do more dmg (Fallschirmjagers, Hetzer, Pak)

Fishhunterx wrote:

You can only have 2 calliopes :P

you + 3 US team mates...

also, I keep thinking of the Katyusha trucks, of which you can have three,
so 8 calliopes.

8 calliopes may sound great........

........but that means they may have to go against 4 tiger aces. Or 4 KT. Or 4 Tigers and dual shreck storms :P

There nothing to hold back that shit storm ;D. Except like 20 AT guns :P

Only in COH will a soldier with a Bolt action rifle SHOOT at someone at point blank range instead of using a knife/bayonet or his rifle as a club.

No, this happens in other games :P

Only in COH does a weapons like the thompson (which fires pistol armor) penetrate armor better than standard rifle ammo (which is bigger and has a faster muzzle velocity)

It depends on how awesome the weapon looks too. That's why the Panzerschreck and Stg 44 kick ass.

Hey Kar98 looks cool too :P. I like the BAR as well :P

fish has a point. i think BAR needs a buff for looking BA

Only in COH do you need to spend fuel to get grenades

Tankbuster wrote:
Only in COH do you need to spend fuel to get grenades

Transport them to the battlefront?

Only in COH can a destroyed engine and barrel be replaced in the middle of no where

Only in COH do all squad leaders sound same

Tankbuster wrote:
Only in COH do all squad leaders sound same

(to his men) "Hello. I am generic squad leader klaus. You may recognze me. Do not be scared *in creepy metalic robot voice* Ha. Ha Ha."

Only in coh , soldiers don't sleep , don't eat , and don't go to the bathroom .

Only in COH can buildings be set on fire and never be burned down  :P

Only in COH can you stop an armored column by keeping 2 unmanned AT guns on a bridge.

only in coh does a sticky bomb destroy tanks

Only in COH can a Mortar or HMG not be run over

only in coh assault grenadeirs never use there panzerfuast

Mattdamon07 wrote:
only in coh assault grenadeirs never use there panzerfuast

Already mentioned  ;)

Only in COH will medic run into gunfire to pick up someone  :P

This actually is not unheard of. There are many stories of brave medics risking theirs lives to save fallen comrades.

Only in COh are there unlimited medics at 30 second intervals :P

Fishhunterx wrote:

Mattdamon07 wrote:
only in coh assault grenadeirs never use there panzerfuast

Already mentioned  ;)

Only in COH will medic run into gunfire to pick up someone  :P

Most of them are already mentioned anyway  ;)

Only in COH forums would the same only in COH be mentioned....

(I think someone has done this too  ;D)

dragonmith wrote:
Only in COH forums would the same only in COH be mentioned....

(I think someone has done this too  ;D)

I dont think so  ;D

Only in COH does every single conscript have a lighter handy and ready to use :D

only in Coh do snipers shoot through walls

Only in COH are demolitions restriced to buildings and bridges