#86142
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in CoH, you won't see animals.
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Unrealistic fun
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#86143
Re: Unrealistic fun
well you see dead cows and flies ;D
#86150
Re: Unrealistic fun
only in COH can nobody swim
#86151
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in CoH projectiles leave smoke trails :P
Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#86154
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in coh the commander leading the army flys 50 meters above ground without getting shot down ;D
#86160
Re: Unrealistic fun
Killar wrote:
Only in coh the commander leading the army flys 50 meters above ground without getting shot down ;D
haha lol XD
Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#86162
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in CoH can medics take 4, 5, or 6 mortally wounded troops and revive a complete squad.
"Balancers are 10 a penny"
#86169
Re: Unrealistic fun
neosdark wrote:
Only in CoH, you can reform mortally wounded soldiers into fresh fighting squads.
Sorry Cranial I believe I beat you to that one :P
#86172
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in CoH a single Granade hit all soldiers in a house.
#86177
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in coh the third guy in a weapon teams kill himself when his friends dies.
My English is kind of useless. But that because Iam swedish Wooohoooj! ;3
My English is kind of useless. But that because Iam swedish Wooohoooj! ;3
#86182
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in COH do engineers have infinite mines and barbed wire from out of nowhere.
Only in COH are Hull MG's ineffective vs infantry
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
Only in COH are Hull MG's ineffective vs infantry
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
#86184
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in coh enemy sides give each other a GG after the battle and start a new one
#86190
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in COH tanks can dig in without any help.
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#86200
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in COH can soldiers spend several seconds standing in fire before dying
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
#86203
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in CoH sandbags are made in less than 5 seconds.
"Balancers are 10 a penny"
#86231
Re: Unrealistic fun
Killar wrote:
Only in coh enemy sides give each other a GG after the battle and start a new one
Only in CoH, enemy commanders wish Good Luck to each other and tell them to Have Fun. Imagine that in real life :S.
If you get into an argument with me, you're wrong.
#86232
Re: Unrealistic fun
Hey Rommel!
Whaddup Patton?
Wanna do a 1v1?
Cool man! Lets do it here!
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Ok Good Luck Patton!
Have Fun Rommel!
Whaddup Patton?
Wanna do a 1v1?
Cool man! Lets do it here!
Sweet!
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Ok Good Luck Patton!
Have Fun Rommel!
"Balancers are 10 a penny"
#86234
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in COH can you stack a regular mine on a teller mine
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
#86241
Re: Unrealistic fun
Fishhunterx wrote:
Only in COH can you stack a regular mine on a teller mine
Wouldn't be surprised if it has happened in real life though :/
OIY! Get your filthy hands off the Maus!
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Hee hee, I added colour to the avatar. Isn't it nice?
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Hee hee, I added colour to the avatar. Isn't it nice?
#86252
Re: Unrealistic fun
only in CoH is there lag and noobs
war determines not who is right only who is left
#86254
Re: Unrealistic fun
Rainbow wrote:
only in CoH is there lag and noobs
Im sorry mate, but theres lag and noobs in every other online game ;D
He who seeks peace, must be prepared for war
-- Claudius
When the Ostheer come out the only matches you will see online will be Soviet/Soviet vs Ostheer/Ostheer.
R.I.P Britain, America, PE, Wermacht
-- Claudius
When the Ostheer come out the only matches you will see online will be Soviet/Soviet vs Ostheer/Ostheer.
R.I.P Britain, America, PE, Wermacht
#86267
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in CoH you can destroy bridge with 4 small charges placed on wrong side of the it :o
Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#86310
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in COh can you not crawl under barbed wire and instead must go around it.
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
#86421
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in COH can a tank engage Infantry that are standing right up next to it with its main gun and have more success killing them this way than with its MG.
#86449
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in CoH the armies receive fuel from 4 fuel tanks placed in random map areas.
#86453
Re: Unrealistic fun
Why is it that Moonwalker became Desert_Fox? ???
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Lemberg - Baraque de Fraiture - Smolensk - Heiligenbeil - Nobel Dynamite Works - Lorient - Poltawa
#86460
Re: Unrealistic fun
MaxiKing6 wrote:
Why is it that Moonwalker became Desert_Fox? ???
OT
For keep my Clan name ;)
#86508
Re: Unrealistic fun
Whats OT mean :P.
Only in COH can you suddenly throw away your M1 garand in exchange for a BAR in the middle of a fight.
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
Only in COH can you suddenly throw away your M1 garand in exchange for a BAR in the middle of a fight.
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
#86531
Re: Unrealistic fun
Fishhunterx wrote:
Whats OT mean :P.
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Only in COH, you can't move your HQ (well, unless you are Brit player)
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#86532
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in CoH can you double tap the delete button and suddenly the selected building explodes.
"Balancers are 10 a penny"
#86537
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in COh can an engineer "over repair' something.
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
#86539
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in coh a mg can shoot through a mountain
#86550
Re: Unrealistic fun
Since the new patch is coming up, i gonna say: only in CoH EF, a AT weapon crew can hull down their gun and place sandbags around it without digging and putting the sandbags on.
Who am i?
#86555
Re: Unrealistic fun
@Killar: Can you give an example :P
Only in COH can you spawn infinite soldiers from halftracks and gliders.
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
Only in COH can you spawn infinite soldiers from halftracks and gliders.
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
#86577
Re: Unrealistic fun
Fishhunterx wrote:
Only in COh can an engineer "over repair' something.
Over repair, yes. But I like to think of it as a field modification to it, like putting on extra plating on a tank and etc.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#86596
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in COh can a automatic rifle generate more supression than a gpmg
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#86611
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only on CoH do armies have "Oh Shit!" buttons.
"Balancers are 10 a penny"
#86627
Re: Unrealistic fun
I think real armies have a mental "Oh Shit" button in their brain when they see the enemy :P
Only in COH can your tank smoke reduce penetration.
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
Only in COH can your tank smoke reduce penetration.
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
#86636
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in COH can units (like PGs) detect mines simply by standing near them
Only in CoH are the Soviets that OP!!! OOOOOOOOOOH!! JK lol ;D
Only in CoH are the Soviets that OP!!! OOOOOOOOOOH!! JK lol ;D
#87000
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in CoH, you won't see civilians.
#87016
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in coh dead soldiers dissapear without a trace
#87077
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in COH can a repair tiger suddenly revive a tank hull and revive the crew from the dead.
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
#87083
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in CoH can the Bergetiger actually repair (not built for that :-X )
#87129
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in CoH we can secure the frontline putting a car on it.
#87131
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in COH can your 25 pd howitzer and preist create a magical circle :P and suddenly target anything that passes by with burst rounds.
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
#87223
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in coh Mortar strikes fall in perfect circles
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#87281
Re: Unrealistic fun
TheDzierzanPL wrote:
Only in CoH, you won't see civilians.
I believe it's assumed the people got the hell out of there before the battle began.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#87283
Re: Unrealistic fun
HyperSniper999 wrote:TheDzierzanPL wrote:
Only in CoH, you won't see civilians.
I believe it's assumed the people got the hell out of there before the battle began.
Precisely.
Only in CoH does loading AP rounds have a "Cooldown"
"Balancers are 10 a penny"
#87289
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in CoH can a War God (you) in the sky can tell where the soldiers exactly to throw a grenade, shoot a Panzerfaust and etc.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#87313
Re: Unrealistic fun
Only in COH is tank crush a viable and accepted tactic against infantry :P
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"
Om Nom Nom Nom
"Panzer-Guppy ready for battle!"
"Ha Ha Ha! We have the ZEAL!"
"Grenadiers! Fall In!!"