Nonstop story.

Redguard is running through the store, back and forth, wearing a sleeper with a red star on it. He screams, but noone understands him, because he is not able to speak proper words yet. Seeme puts him back into his baby buggy and stuffs the soother back in RedGuards mouth.
The scene is dominated by silence, until...

Rainbow dragon in a tiger tank brings beer and rum! :D

pariah and seeme shouting "damn german fanboy" and manning a IS3, which seeme had in his pocket, to counter the tiger rush. But Seeme couldnt afford to buy ammunition so they asked dzerzian to assist with his t34. for realz!!!

but then rainbow dragon unleashed a secret weapon of his... the King Tiger 2!!!!! which had 2 turrets for firing shells and replaced the MG for a flame thrower

Then Maxi joins the scene and throws a Molotow Cocktail on the King Tiger 2s engine. The engine and both turrets explode. Rainbow is gone, but noone knows where to. In the meantime, pariah and Seeme celebrate Victory Day together with Dzierzan, who didn't even need to get a shot at the King Tiger 2 ( BTW: King Tiger is Tiger II - So what is King Tiger II supposed to be? Tiger III?). To celebrate their victory,...

Dzierzan desperate of not getting one shot drives to his school and shells it to hell. Meanwhile Seeme is bored of this peace and ...

Starts a Political Argument!

Then blackbishop swiftly locks the topic. ;D

But then Seeme Gets tried of him doing that, so he starts spaming the spam thing on ever topic until...

...He joins Red Guard. :P

both battle for the "Mr Troll" badge when finally ...

Rainbow Dragon comes out from healing his wounds after his king tiger 2 exploded and takes the Mr spam badge and creates a inderstructable forcefield around him

Tankbuster using his superior engineering capabilities digs a hole in the ground makes a tunnel comes up behind the King tiger and hits it in its rear armor using a panzerschrek.

Rainbow Dragon disappears and A nuclear device is in the Kingtiger and vaporizes tankbuster, killar, pariah and seeme while watching from a safe disstance

Then Seeme gets tired of Rainbow Dragon doing stuff, so he....

bans him from Offtopic section. He never came back. Seeme could relax now and...

Take a break from typing/spamming/trolling. But.....

Hi I'm back but I am just relaxing in a panzer 4 tank

Last edited July 28, 2011 at 7:56 AM by Rainbow Dragon

You Just wrecked the story Rainbow Dragon.

Tankbuster wrote:
You Just wrecked the story Rainbow Dragon.

+1

The story isn't meant to consist only flat and boring 'I steamroll you with this tank' lines. Try to be more creative and don't make yourself god all the time  ::)

lets start over then : one day a group of storm troopers were fighting americans when a....

experimental Nazi UFO flew overhead.

the storm troopers looked curiosly at the UFO and said "WTF!?" then they followed it to....

the nearby secret Luftwaffe base.

They saw Hitler, talking to a couple of small Marsians. The foreigners led Hitler to a big chest and opened it. Hitler pulled something out that looked like a laser cannon for big guys. When the Stormtroopers saw this,...

... they clicked their cloak buttons cocked their assault rifles and readied their 6 pack grenades because...

they spotted some Rangers in a bush vis-a-vis to them which observed the obscure scene as well. Crouching through bushed, fire up activated, they got close to the Ranges, when suddenly...

...one of the rangers farted alerting the...

Stormtrooper behind him jumped in the air because of the farts smelliness. The squad was revealed, but due to the fact that Rangers weren't equipped with Thompsons and the Stormtroopers had two Stg44, they won the fight but also revealed themselves to Hitler and the Marsian.

Last edited July 28, 2011 at 8:49 PM by MaxiKing6

The Martian ran into its UFO which turned into a fully equipped weapon platform. The Martian pressed a red button on the console....

and the UFO turned into an AT-AT. Starwars-like, it marched straight through the French bocage, but it had to stop, when,...

Seeme overloaded the console by over-spam. This killed the thing when...

suddenly Hitler pulled out an MG42 ;D

Rainbow wrote:
K restarting the story

No need for that we restarted with the first post of this page..  ::)

Fishhunterx wrote:
suddenly Hitler pulled out an MG42 ;D

...and shot Seeme. Because his love for Seeme can't be hidden, pariah comes out of some random hedgerows, crying because Seeme is injured. Because pariah isn't dumb, he calls in a ZiS-5 Medic Truck to heal Seeme. It came hearer and nearer and all of Seemes wounds could be healed. Together they vanished again in the bocage. Hitler, angry about his fail,...

is shooting his MG42 empty at the hedges where the 2 fellas escaped. several ours sitting and crying he realizes how strange things are. Shouldnt he be right dead now 65 after WWII and what does a medic truck does in his bunker? Then he finally got it! He is a 6 letter word in a internet forum!! Realizing his new electronic powers he begins to hacks the servasadadadaa nsefnsukn HARHARHARHAR nqowiefnwofnweonwefwe ..........

... ... ... and bans all moderators to bring faschism to the internet. Calling himself the "Großadministrator", finally has control over the Eastern Front. When he realizes, that it's only a game, he...

likes it very much. But soon sadness overcomes him because comp stomping his own mind isnt fun for longer time. Then he creates a new fictional enemy calling him "Redguard" (red because he hates soviets and guards because he fails to destroy them). Finally Hitler has a perfect opponent who is the direct opposite to him: Sovietfanboy and raging against his enemy like hell. Both battle each other happily to their final days.

Until Red gets banned for a week.

Hitler becomes bored and starts to tag swatikas all around the forum.

But Red comes back and post communist symbols to counter the facism(eventually) :D

Redguard loses the fight because he is afraid of Hitlers mustache and throws his computer out of his window. It lands on...

a pile of dog droppings...

and meanwhile hitler is looking for someone else to play with when....

Hitler discovers there's a COH Blitzkrieg on the internet

And starts playing as the allies(you see he is a spammer)

but he sucked. In evry map he created his "secret" fuhrerbunker to command troops, he hadnt built yet. Finally he lost by VP´s. Because of that ...

he got mad and unbanned RedGuard

RedGuard starts arguing with Hitler about how unbalanced the game is and how "a bunch of axis fanboys infiltrated the forums",etc,etc. Hitler,who coincidentally sucked at EF, argues about how OP the soviets are and how they don't pay for their abilities,etc.

Then they secretly love each other and 

...a child is born (don't ask we how that worked out). They call it...