Nonstop story.

This tread is where you can make a story with other people. What you do is first is every time you post you have to add a sentence of a story. For example:

"Newbie:

One day bob the US rifleman went for a talk with his friend."

Then someone adds a sentence to that

"Paicet":

"He wondered why he was always in battle first"

etc.

Rules:

• Has to be about COH


• You cant post twice.

Will someone do the honer of starting us off?

Once some Comscripts were being lazy and hiding from the fight......

Suddenly, the Major found them and was about to punish them all when...

the Commissar arrived in a lend-lease Sherman...

He asked  "Whats wrong with your men, comrade?"

The Major replied "the men are tired of fighting for Stalin."

The Commissar comes out with his loaded pistol when suddenly...

and shoots Mr. Spam in the neck...

Then to be Continue~

Now the conscripts shoot the major.

"Whad did you do, comrade? I have to shoot you now, you know..." says comissar when dead Major falls the ground.

Then a PE noob runs over the commisar in a light AT Halftrack

Noob(In TeamSpeak): WTFF

Your guys like destroying stuff like this, do ya?

and promptly runs over the consciprts ans seeme.

Ok lets restart. Ill go first:

One day some some Assault Greinders were resting near a tank when they heard a noise...

'Panzers Panzers!'

Everyone started running and then..

Erm.. They saw it was A PzIV!

The Commendant slaped the grenadiers for not being able to tell the difference between german and soviet tanks...

"The difference is when their tanks shoot ours they do nothing, but when our tanks shoot Soviet ones, they just blow up in hell, herr Commendant!" shouted embarassed grenadiers.

"Thats right!" The commendnat shouted. "Now go...

Then the Grenadier about to go but stopped and think for a while. He ask the commendant. " Go where sir? "

.... to.... Berlin. Yes, go straight to Berlin, it an order!

"Why, Herr Kommändant?" The Grenadier Gruppenführer asked.

I forgot my coffee and cant lead the charge without it.

The grenadier said "i have an better idea Herr Kommändant, lets loot the local village for coffee.

"But Gruppenführer, the Local village is guarded by Stumovie Ingenery with Captured Assault rifles? "

"we will use our mortar halftrack to flush the enginery out!" said the gruppenführer

and when their flushed out, all we have for support is some Measily Volksturmm!" *- Replys the Oberführer.

The Grenadier Gruppenführer replied "no denfense can withstand ouer incendiary grenades, if we do not succeed secureing the village, well burn it down!"

Then, one of the grenadiers smelt smoke. He looked behind him and his butt was on fire. He screamed and ran into the local sewage pond.

Thenm the Gruppenführer led a charge with Bayonets, Mortar HT's and PzIVAusf.E's on the Village!

At the same time dozens and dozens of conscripts started running to the Gruppenführer yelling : "OH SHIT YOU WONT TAKE OUR COFFEE"  and then ...

the panzer 4s lock down and waste all the conscripts! After that....

appear Strelky with banners!

A squad of flame pios flank them and burn their flags!!!

The Russians get said and cry because there flags are gone and then the Germans ran them over with half trucks but then...

The komandant was shot from a SniperACE.

Out of revenge, the sniper ace's hidy hole was burnt to the ground with incendiary mortars.

Then they saw his hair on fire because of the incendiary mortar that exploded nearby. But he didn't realise that his hair was fire until someone...

blow his head off with well aimed shot!

Then a T-90 Appears with a horde of Guards with DP-28's!

The Grenadiers starts riverdancing, making the vodka drunk T-90 driver distracted so he runs all the guards down.

Then a lot of IL-2 Sturmovik started firing at ...everything, making of this old farm, a burning hell. At the same time, Comrade Stalin said to his officiers :"....

"Fuck 'em up!"

But Stalin was misunderstood and people thought he said, "Duke Nukem's pup!"

So, Duke Nukem appeared against the German Wehrmacht!

And got shoot 20 times when he tried to shake hands with a the Germans.

As you can see Stalin was underestimating the Wehrmacht forces, and reinforcements arrived, from the 10th Panzer Division leaded by Rommel.

And Rommel said :"STALLLLLIN my darling, I'm coming home !"