Nonstop story.

Retler

but because Hitlers secret brothers name is Retler already, the exchange the first e by an a. Now his name is Ratler, and so he looks like.

Ratler was a symbol of friendship between the Soviet union and Germany. When he killed himself learning that hes dad was the 2nd most evil man in History, Hitler got his Army of Grammar Nazis and...

Made an account on EF forums ;D

but hitler was then banned from the forums for spamming (and Lying!) about how great he was

He with the help of the Blitzkrieg mod, he blitz EF forums defenses when..

Seeme comes and...

hacks Hitlers comp, effectively uninstalling his BK mod.

Since now somehow Seeme is a hacker, he hacks Pariahs Comp to get him 500$, Not knowing that Pariah was going to give him 500$ anyway,...

and the money is laundered through various banks and shady organizations eventually landing in Tankbuster's account making him a f*cking millionaire. However since he in inherently evil he gives the money to...

A Nigerian prince who needs to hide his money in Tankbuster's bank account while he flees the country but needs some money from him first. :P

GodlikeDennis wrote:
A Nigerian prince who needs to hide his money in Tankbuster's bank account while he flees the country but needs some money from him first. :P

The Nigerian prince then gets kidnapped by pirates from Somalia while he is trying to leave by sea.

"Damn Pirates" he shouts...

and jumps off the boat. The Somalians cant find him and.....

Hitler finds him and kill him so...

now the story doesn't make sense since Hitler is already dead.

Due to a twist in the plot, Hitler resurrects with his Nazi zombies and says...

"Feel the power of the Reich's doctors!"

Because the nazi zombies were made of orcs and dead SS soldiers. This had the effect that...

The Company Of Heroes and Dawn Of War worlds merged together!

This paradox caused a collapse in the space-time continuum and unleashed the Chaos gods in 1944 France.

A cultist gets on top of the Eiffel tower and shouts "for the gods" in his irritating voice and gets vaporised almost immediately by a plasma pistol...(heh heh heh stupid cultist)

meanwhile at the imperial guard of earth formed when the chaos gods attacked had made a secret weapon called...

Obstheer

Their banana tanks were cheaper to produce but more powerful than King Tigers and could be maintained on pineapple juice rather than petrol.

So the Germans launch an offensive southwards through the Sahara to come by Pineapple juice. There wasn't much of a defense in the hot desert, so Rommel reached the Ivory Coast without any problems. Farming Pinnaples, Rommel led a calm life, being served by black slaves and commanding his men in peace.
Suddenly, the silence was broken by...

By Darth Vader and his 501st stormtrooper chums.

who steal the pinapple juice and escape to the Death Star

and celebrate a tropical sex party with all those sexy stormies.

O_O. Rommel, who is now pissed, decideds to blitz the death star using his Panzer II's and III's. However he cant seem to find any space gear so he...

sends V2 rockets And also a prototype missile called the V3

With Fails, And Falls somewhere in Berlin.

So Hitler orders to kill Rommel. Latter who is by thousand times more intelligent than Hitler escapes to his tropical paradise again and desides to build up an army of native Africans to take revenge.

But his plan fails when he discovers there is not much weapons in Africa Besides pointy sticks.

So he steals lightsabers from the death star and arms his militia with it.

but then they get the power of the force and realising this they turn against rommel

Not know Rommel has force powers of his own, Rommel uses force lighting to kill any insurgents.

"Burn traitors, burn" he shouts...

but then suddenly Yoda appears and kicks the S**T out of rommel

but Rommel fights back and uses his wit to convince Yoda to lead his army against Hitler cause he was killing more innocent people than himself. Thus an army of Lightsaber wielding natives charge onto European soil and

Hitler gets scared and retreats to Berlin.

Where Stalin surrounds him with.....

Guards riding velociraptors.

And then Cpt. Kirk shows up with his Enterprise.

And gets eaten by the dinosaurs :P

But he uses his lazer gun to cut open the dinosaur stomach when it swallow him

Suddenly Comrade Stalin appears riding a Lazer proof armored T-Rex which

Bites Capt. Kirks head off ;D

But then Stalin gets run over by A E-100

Which then breaks down and Stalin emerges from the wreck with half an engine in his hand (big ass engine on that thing i suppose, but i still) and the E-100's crew run out of the tank as it.....