Nonstop story.

has a nuke in it  ;D

The nuke destroy all of Berlin but Hitler and STalin is still alive and they start to

fight it out amongest the rubble when.....

Churchill come riding in on a Churchill AVRE and kills both of them, while smoking a Cuban

Which explodes and kills him because cigars always explode in action movies  8)

So rainbow dragon in a panzer comes around rebuilds berlin and takes over germany

But his kingdom not last long because an asteroid hit and turn everthing into dust including the dinosaur age of Mr. Stalin

Then suddenly the rocks and rubble around Berlin rise up (like Dragon Ball Z) and out comes.....

Rainbow Dragon!  ;D

riding a tricycle which suddenly implodes.....

Causing Rainbow Dragon severe trauma forever rendering him mute

and then the people of Berlin soon surround him and made him pay for the destruction of their beloved city and of course their handsome Hitler

but then Rainbow dragon spoke uttering a spell that summons a nuke with t30 second till it explodes and dissapears

And then everybody ignored all sentences Rainbow Dragon said that had his own name in them.

So we all blow up, but out of the ashes emerges Seeme and his Kubelwagon and

started to drive away but he is chased  by Rommel and is army that now has E-10000(a tank that weighs 1000000 kg)

That sounds scary, but since you haven't been around as long as I have on these forums, you don't know what Seeme's Kubel is capable of, that thing can launch nukes!!!!!

Anyway the Kubel escapes your over sized tank and launches a nuke at it destroying, then

Everyone becomes radiated from the nuke, causing them to transform

into true nazi zombies and call of duty 5 zombie mode begin..

But I bring out my plant armada and we create Plants vs. Zombies which kills all of them zombies, then

A army of cows start to eat the plants and the zombies break trough but

the zombies can find no brain in neosdark's head because...

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he zipped it. Now the all the cows attack the zombies because they think that the zombies want to take their food. They cows finally win and you see a peaceful picture of a green meadow, flowers and cows.

The END

But this was not the end becouse the imperial japanese army is still undefeated so

the japnese army cooks the cows into their famous beef ;D

Not realizing that Seeme was still alive with his famous Kubelwagon, Japans makes there on Kubelwagon when...

OMNOMNOMNOM Kobe beef, I love that stuff, When my family went to Japan we went straight to Kobe, just to try it

Anyway, The Japanese army get poisoned with because of the cows being tainted by zombie flesh. The Jap Kubel blows up as Seeme arrives on the island and starts a chaotic revolt against the Emperor.

I

Seeme said it

But when all seemed lost, Richtofen, Tank, Takio, and Nikoli show up and beast all fantasy creatures and teleport Seeme back to Germany.

But Germany didn't want Seeme so they sent him to France instead to deal with him. :P

But the French were so afraid of the Kubelwagon, that they proclaimed him Emperor of the French calling him Seeme Napoleon, granting him the right to control all of France (and dependencies), while Superman....

Used his powers to revive Stalin and Lenin so they could crush the capitalist world (USA)  ;D

,but Lenin decides to reinstate the NEP (New Economic Policy) and kills off Stalin so he doesn't usurp power again, while Seeme plots

how he shall download a ostheer demo  :o

Unfortunately its mobbed by comp stompers who complain that Ostheer is OP and should be nerfed. Worst case scenario (server meltdown!).

and while all this happens Lenin rebuilds the USSR and declares war on the French Emperium of France, Marseilles, and Martinique. The first battle occurs in the territory formally known as Brandenburg in Northern Germany, which results in the first true French victory in the last 463 years (30 Years War) and..........

USA was so impressed about it that nuked France back to the stone age, in that way they will be remain as losers again and will need 2000 more years to win again, but...

the French build Stonehenge in their own country to summon aliens, who give them all their tech back and gives them tech the humans only came up in 3037.

But by then the sun exploded and...

Chuck Norris asked god to make another sun, thus another star was born, but this one was very slightly smaller so it was a bit more cold, and the French could no longer cultivate grapes thus bankrupting forcing them to officially sell all their good looking women into prostitution, after which

Rainbw dragon comes back from his hibernation and asks WHAT THE F!$@ IS GOING ON?!

(But we still ignore Rainbow dragon)
the french economy recover and they seek revenge against the USA

Who have conquered by this time most of the USSR and are encroaching on France, by pretending to make a D-Day reenactment, while actually landing real soldiers on the beach and beginning an operation, when suddenly.....

The French surrender to the US, not wanting to die :P

And USA rule the world for a couple of years but then North korea strike against the USA with a E-99 bomb made by the soviets at Kartogha 12 after this USA is

Unharmed because the North Koreans forgot about the missile shield America developed in conjunction with the Israelis. Thus the missiles all get destroyed in mid-flight and the North Koreans get attacked by the American Province of South Korea in conjunction with US. Marines and Rangers and get destroyed. Meanwhile Seeme prepares to counter attack against America with E.U. forces, when suddenly

his command cruiser sunk in mid-Atlantic and he had to swim back. Wet from the cold-freezing water, he

sat at a toasty campfire he built with help of his first mate (who seemingly never got on board the ship, but did in fact see it sink). After returning to the capitol he put the morons who made his command bunker a Ship in the Middle of an ocean into a French gulag (not quite as bad as the Ruskies Gulag, but still terrifying), then proceded to attack American Camps all over Europe, creating WW3:

Everyone V.S. AMERICAN EMPIRE

The first battle......

Is the Siberia where the USA forces battle against spetnaz and the ostheer and USA got their arses kicked but