Nonstop story.

I miss my diamond-encrusted champagne bath. :'(

Mid while why your fighting for Europe, Seeme is now King of The Americas and starts transporting everything that Europe has that's Awesome (Besides Swedish Fish). Now your fighting a for a pointless land.

Seeme even stole Great Britain and continues stealing other islands. Meanwhile, France is conquered and pariah is having fun in Moulin Rouge. Maxi however starts building an Atlantic Wall on Frances cost to prevent Seeme from stealing the Eiffel Tower.

Seeme eats GB crusine and falls ill. Fortunately he's Mr Spam for a reason :P

Maxi's great Atlantic wall is due to be finished in 6 weeks. Like history, Maxi takes a break and drives around Paris (like Hitler did) at 5 am in the morning and goes sight seeing. Unlike history, Seeme attacks Normandy* at 12am 5th June catching the soldiers completely off-guard (damn it!). The invasion of Normandy has begun 12am 5th June. 1 day early :D

*No! the treaty system is broken as... KK

Last edited June 16, 2011 at 2:50 PM by Paladin88

Fortunately, Germany made up with the Soviet Union and the Normandy gets spammed by loads of T-34s. Letz starrt woar agenzt kapitalismus, kameraden!

While Germany made up with Russia, Stalin made out with Hitler..

Last edited June 16, 2011 at 4:22 PM by MaxiKing6

MaxiKing6 wrote:
Fortunately, Germany made up with the Soviet Union and the Normandy gets spammed by loads of T-34s.

Stalin is makes out with Hitler..

Paladin88 reports this as a balance issue to the EF forums... wait the EF forums are non-existent. Paladin88 reports it to the devs... wait the devs are dead... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I want them back so I resurrect Rizz and the rest. Plz help guys... Maxi is being a meanie. :P

As for Stalin and Hitler ...

Hitler and Stalin invite Churchill and Roosevelt over to their place to play We Dare. They have a rather... interesting night. ;)

pariah wrote:
Hitler and Stalin invite Churchill and Roosevelt over to their place to play We Dare. They have a rather... interesting night. ;)

Mussolini crashes their party.

Mussolini: "Hey guys, whatcha doin'?"

Hitler: "You're supposed to be in bed!"

Meanwhile Emperor Hirohito stands in front of the door, wondering why he wasn't invited.

Emperor Hirohito decides to fall on his sword, because of the disgrace of not being invited, essentially leaving Stalin, Hitler, Churchill and Roosevelt to deal with the corpse. They have to find a culprit since who's going to believe he just fell on his sword :P

(so begins the game of whodunit...)

Last edited June 17, 2011 at 12:13 AM by Paladin88

Hitler points at Patton who is put in a jeep and the driver is secretly a nazi and crashes the jeep.

Meanwhile I sort of feel bad for the emperor.

lol, Patton is dead? Speaking of which if I can remember correctly he in fact died in a car crash right after the war so you are following the earlier than usual theme :).

Patton probably dies (or not) and leaves the Big 4 with another whodunnit problem. 2 corspes (or perhaps 1) on their hands and they all need to be cleared of it.

Meanwhile, the german quad cannon outside is doing 360 degrees spins at max speed :) (Bloody Joyriders)

And it shoots the dead body's, making them go to pieces, so now its just a blob of red. No problem until

the Big 4 come out of their.. adventure paradise house and keep slipping on the mixture of blood, rain and scattered organs. Hitler however becomes unpatient of slipping again and again and a red little icon starts blinking above his head, which is known in the forum as blood lust or manliness and Hitler starts eating his way through the human leftovers.
He doesn't stop until

He sees 2 other dead bodys. He is so full so he

has to puke and calls in the SdKfz 10 to heal him. In the meantime

He dares Stalin to eat the other body, since he did, but Stalin said:

"Sorry not a German so no bloodlust me. Gotta go kill some Wehrmacht and just use the stolen American veterancy first."

Then Hitler and Stalin's mustaches rip off their faces and have a little fight. The winner is...

Stalin's :D

Hitler ashamed of his puny mustache decides to take a "break" in Vienna. Stalin's goes on to become the face of the EF poster :)

But he didn't count Seeme in, who comes along and goes in the Photobox together with Stalin. After spending half an hour in there, Seeme comes out, walking like a stork (you probably know why). In his hand he holds some pictures he scrunched up because of the strange motifes.. Stalin smokes a cigarette. The result of their photobox adventure is the new EF loading screen, featuring Seeme AND Stalin.
However, Hitler...

Hitler saw Stalin smoking a cigarette. Trying to outdo Stalin, Hitler smokes a cigar. He chokes on the smoke and swallows the cigar. Meanwhile, Churchill just stands there laughing hysterically at the epic fail, while he himself is smoking a cigar like a pro. 8)

Meanwhile, Roosevelt vanished in hi secret lab to create something special..

A Pipe!

So Roosevelt has the biggest thing to smoke and even Churchill gets embarassed. He is so embarassed that he starts to attack the U.S. Unfortunately, the United States stole Great Britain in the past 10 hours, so Churchill has to rely on his Commonwealth allies, so he sails to Canada..

and is attacked by canadian bears ;D.

which are protected by the legendary



so that...

Last edited June 24, 2011 at 12:43 PM by MaxiKing6

Patton Crys.

So Patton leaves.

Meanwhile MacArthur and Eisenhower do a dance.

when Adolf hitler in a King Tiger came in and...

invites MacArthur and Eisenhower in his Blitzkrieg Bunker. In this bunker...

They play Spin The Bottle, but Blitzkrieg-style. ;D

The the bottle breaks, so MacArthur

Pulls out a revolver and places it on the table.

"Spin the gun, whomever it points to has to load 2 bullets into it and spin it and then put it to his head and fire."

Stalin, sitting in a dark corner of the room, spying the group, hears that and runs away. In Soviet Russia, he introduces a new game, Russian Roulette.

But people in russia get bored of that game because you can only play it once. Meanwhile in the Blitzbunker ...

both MacArthur and Eisenhower died because they had (bad) luck playing MacArthurs funny game. So Hitler...

was very sad to loose such great playing mates. He decided to prevent this aweful game and invented a time machine. But Hitler, besides having talent in being an artist, was an terrible engineer and missed the correct spot while travelling back in time. So he ...

ended up on the head of a gigantic Dinosaur.

The Dinosaur was not that happy to have hitler on his head. So he shake him off and saw him in his face. Frightened of Hitlers mustache (no Dinosaur had a mustache back then) the Dinosaur ran away. Hitler used his mustache to spread fear over the Dinosaur and build his own Dinosaur army. Then he yelled at the sky "See that damn Stalin what MY mustache can do"

Chaplin regrets not patenting that moustache...

Hitler didn't realize it was 65 million years ago and a great meteor came crashing down, eradicating all the dinosaurs. The blast also sends Hitler back into the time stream. He was going back to the Htler bunker but a glitch occured. Hitler was instead taken to a remote village in Russia. There every local (including the women) had a Stalin mustache. Banners of Stalin are found all over the village. Hitler sees an advancing German army. He exclaims, "My Army!" The army turns and enters the village. Hitler sees all the soldiers and armor has Stalin mustaches, and all the soldier don't look too happy.

Then Stalin appears on a cliff above the  village. All the soldiers and villagers say, "All hail Stalin, the most glorious leader of Earth!" and bow. Then...

Hitler catches the ring, which he won from Sauron during a poker play, and strips it on his finger. He dissapers and ...

tries to bludgeon stalin. Unfortunately the ringwraiths turn up so he has to run away...

But he finds a Tiger Ace tank and kills all the ringwraiths but then...

Gollum appears and bites off Hitlers mustache, where he had been hiding the ring. He runs away and vanishes behind the horizon. There...

waits angry Sauron to take the ring back. He got aware of the Hitlers cheating at the poker play, which was played with monopoly cards. Stalin decides to get the ring too. Not because of the rings power, but it belonged to Hitler before. So ...

Stalin sends 10 million Conscripts to find Hitler and get the ring, but...

the player who should control the conscipts is afk. So...