Nonstop story.

Adlof hitler calls in a nuke which kills everyone around him including himself and stalin so...

Seeme comes along.

and tells stories about his orange. Suddenly

it starts raining oranges (some nuclear reaction) and mustaches (because of all the dead Stalins and Hitlers). So Seeme...

activates "The (late) Red Tide".

And all the mustaches kill the oranges. Mustaches who are clued together by the blood of the oranges get easily replaced. After that ...



PS: Its offtopic. I wanna know how the story of Hitler and his ring ends. Not of stupid mustaches  ;D

Last edited June 29, 2011 at 7:01 PM by Killar

Stalin emerges from the pile of mustaches (he was in fact composed of them) and uses his Mustache army to kill the rest of the oranges, while...

Maxi starts a new map.

The pariah is looking forward to that. ;D

Burro made a Lenin statue which is placed by Maxi. Stlain, getting angry because he hates statues, joins the map and sprays terror and mustaches. So the pariah..

...Is still looking forward to it. :D

But is now horrified to see it covered in upper lip hair, so he decides to fumigate the map with chemicals and an air-conditioner, but ......

Seeme stops him because

he just did it for the lulz

Did someone say for te LULZ?

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Anyway, Stalin retreats with whats left of his Conscript/Mustache army, planing to rearm his Mustache armies with T-44s and IS-3s, while Churchill.....

Last edited June 30, 2011 at 1:29 AM by neosdark

is getting drunk at the pub and being diplomatically grumpy. The brits decide to hire Kitchener's mustache to combat the others ...

...but then they remember that Great Britain doesn't exist anymore 'cause Seeme stole it. Churchill is now even more grumpy and stamps on the ground like a small kid whose sweets have been stolen by some mean teenagers. His had becomes so red that...

Ouch. So Churchill bit the dust, or better, Churchill covered the dust. Hitler comes along and starts laughing. Suddenly, a squad of tusken raiders appears and kidnaps Hitler. They try to eat him, but he tastes just like if you mesh dead fish with dirt, so they throw him out of their tent. To save hitler,...

Anakin Skywalker comes along, and uses his lightsaber to cauterize the wounds. After saving Herr Hitler, Anakin is swiftly converted to the Dark Side by him...

Because Hitler can't stop setting up Uberweapon plans, he starts drawing some drafts in the sand, and with a shivering hand, he finshes something that looks like an egg. He screams at Anakin: TOOOODESSTERRRRRN (Deathstar..)!!!111..
So they make their way out of Tattooine...

Last edited July 9, 2011 at 1:56 PM by MaxiKing6

and the future Darth Vader slips on a stray banana peel which was improperly discarded by Mussolini.

Haha I had to lol hard when I saw your sig combinated with your ava, nice man! ;D

Mussolini is enraged that Darth Vader slipped on the banana peel and in an effort to impress hitler shoots him in the face. Much like :

pariah wrote:

Darth Vader's Head immediately reforms, shocking Mussolini so much that he becomes senile.

But then everything goes fuzzy then white and Adlof hitler wakes up from his hyper sleep in Der riese that he had done to himself and wakes up and see dr richtofan, tank dempsey, nikolai and takeo fighting nazi zombies and asks if he can join them and they say yes so...

They shot him because they we bored cause they killed all the Zombies :P

Shame, did Hitler have credits remaining :P

No Stalin took them after sacking/conquering Berlin.

Then after 5 days of none posting...

Seeme digs out an old topic. Following this action, he...

was quickly banned by Blackbishop for excessive Seemeing (upgraded form of spamming).

Though saying that, I just realised I now have more posts than Seeme... Damn our secret balance forum!

Last edited July 19, 2011 at 3:49 PM by GodlikeDennis

Having learned the error of his ways, GodlikeDennis then quits his balancing duties, and spends the rest of his life playing as Brits on The Scheldt. :D

I prefer Wehr on the Scheldt. No I'm not joking...

I've been known to slum it on the Scheldt after downing a few and messing around with mates. We're quite the Scheldt team :P.

Anyway, where should we continue the story from? lol

A V1 hack comes from one of Dennis' mates and it lands at every enemy point and every enemy base.

Dennis' mate reveals himself as Seeme then unveils his evil plan to bring anarchy to the world by destroying CoH using his haxor :P.

GodlikeDennis wrote:
I prefer Wehr on the Scheldt. No I'm not joking...

Yeah, Wehrmacht is better than Brits. What else is new? :P

Cranialwizard wrote:
A V1 hack comes from one of Dennis' mates and it lands at every enemy point and every enemy base.

Sounds like the Ostheer April fools from last year... ;D

But then Rainbow Dragon comes in and with his god like dragon powers he stops seeme

Which results in Seeme dividing a complex root of ax^2 + bx + c by zero resulting in...

the nucleus of some atoms split.

oh s!%&

Then, Seeme goes on to playing Lennyburg, when

Then, pariah joins the scene, sitting in an AT-AT, shooting at everyone like he was insane. To stop him, ...

Rainbow dragon gets chuck norris as a rifleman to beat the s*&! out of him

And then he wakes up.......naked in the middle of the highway in the dead of the night.

And thinks to himself: "ok dont rush anything, that will a be all going fine" Then a truck stops nearby and guess who jumps out: ...

Last edited July 24, 2011 at 10:23 AM by Killar

"Your worst nightmare, bro!" It's pariah. The last thing Rainbow Dragon sees is the sole of a huge military boot stomping right in his face. Suddenly,...

Seeme comes along and stopps pariah from stomping rainbow. He says: "Only thinking fot yourself, all the joy for you alone" then he ...

pulls out a pocket watch and starts hypnotizing pariah, who falls to the ground. Rainbow runs away. Seeme drags pariah off the street and puts him into his trunk. Then, he drives away, his destination is...

his music store where redguard is already waiting for them. When they arrive ...