Nonstop story.

Decided to sent mole people armed with pistols to take over North Korea

Which failed miserably and allowing Kim Jong-Il to counter attack with flying pigeon carriers who crap all over China decimating the infrastructure and killing off the crop yield.

In order to not stare to death the Chinese capture and domesticate the pigeons. They raise an army of them strapped with bombs to North Korea and

Due to pigeon stupidity they return to the pigeon base in China where they blow up

The Chinese realize they must stop using animals and they invade North Korea with actual troops.

There, little Kim Jong-Il starts to cry because his beautiful little land was invaded. He decides to hold a speach in front of his people:

Where the Chinese shoot him in the stomach because his crappy little nation cannot manufacture bulletproof fiberglass or Kevlar. Since he had a large breakfast he dies from sepsis. Thus the mole king takes over and....

Renames the country Moletopia. He formally request South Korea to take the "South" off their name.

And then South Korea had a party.

They partied so hard they all passed out for 3 days

Only the South Koreans returned from the party, since the moles died of liver failure. Korea is quickly reunited and the world is about to go back to normal when...

A mega Tsunami crashes into Korea.

And takes the dead moles away. Happy that they no longer have to clean them up...

The Japanese save lots of money on the brooms they would have bought