Nonstop story.

But realizes he's out of toilet paper due to war time rationing

So he escapes to Switzerland

But suddenly a russian spy finds him and exterminates him!

The spy then reports back to Stalin who is very pleased. He then sends the spy......

Who Is Hitler W/O his mustache

And stabs Stalin to death b4 he can relay his orders to his fake spy.

Which enrages baby Putin, who forms the KGB and Spetsnaz to protect communist Russia from the Nazis.

So then when Nazis invade to destroy all of Russia..

Tankbuster guffaws.

Because he smoked too much of the green stuff, which he got from..

Hooray someone decided to continue this :D

Baby Putin, who is now in his teenage years looking for......

Women and booze. He stumbles upon a mosh pit and decides to take part in the brawl. His opponent is......

President Ronald Regan who decided to take a vacation to russia and some how ended up in a mosh pit :P

To much booze, ehh. Anyway Reagan beats Putin into the ground with his Reagan Smash and

is about to be announced victorious when putin oulls out a PPSH and guns Regan down

with his dying breath, reagen whips out a colt six shooter and fills putin with lead

But unfortunetly for regan putin was wearing a bullet proof vest he got for christmas

seeing that their political war was senseless, they had a stroll together and reagen died in piece.

Regan was buried and Putin attended his funeral. The precesion was interupted by.......

Zombie Napolean Bonaparte. Remembering his invasion of Russia, he...

Tell his soldiers to wear fur coats  :P. He proceeds to

fail in invading Russia because his soldiers are still French thus are unable to actually shoot bullets out of their guns. All they are able to accomplish is to put up the White Flag of France and surrender to the superior Russian forces now armed with spud guns (finding that guns aren't of need against les frenchies) Now Zombie Napoleon attempts to.....

...die

Zombie Napoleon points a gun at himself and fires.  But is smacked in the face with a potato. Napoleon is knocked into his senses and invades France


@neosdark: Not too fond of frenchie are ya? ;)

which he conquers within 2 days with his French zombie armada (only thing the French can fight is the French). He then proceeds to proclaim himself president for 4 years and then when his term is over he explodes because he got too fat from sitting on his ass all day. Meanwhile in Tibet........

Seeme and his assault squad, consisting of the insane scientist Fish, the über-armed madman Tankbuster and himself as group leader, try to invade a temple. In this temple, there is sayd to be a...

...a skull that causes people to Levitate when they drink out of it.

So the group sets out and are surprised to find no one guarding the temple. They quickly clear all 235 floors but discover no skull, only a message on ze wall written in yak feces stating......

That ze secret skull is hidden under dead Putin's royal throne, which is preciding in France.

@Maxi: I like how Im the "mad scientist"  ;D

they journey to france in a stolen zepplin

@neosdark, yes!! someone who thinks the same about the french like myself!

and land on top of the Eifel Tower. They then.....


French arent that bad :P

spontaneously combust and jump of the Eiffel while the Putin Imperial Police surround the tower but then suddenly Kim Jong Il dies and Putin sends his soldiers to conquer North Korea, thus 

Seeme, Tankbuster, assault squad orange, and Me entered the palace undetected :P

then they click their cloak buttons.

But as they get close to the skull an alarm triggers and security drones rush to where we are

but they too spontaneously combust and explode, thus allowing the heroes (?) to retrieve the skull and then suddenly it too combusts creating mass panic and....

the public begin converging on the placae. The heroes(assualt team orange :P) escape via helicopter and go back to headquarters

which spontaneously explodes on you just as you land outside of it. They then attempt to.......

rebuild hq since everythng seems to been spontaneously exploding  :P

And then suddenry Kim Jong-Un emerges and attacks you with his army

But tankbuster boobytraps the army blowing it to bits. Then he heads to the nearest WC.

Kim Jong Um fires his nukes but Fish and Seeme activate the US' counter misssle counter measures, effectively stopping the missles. In order to deal with the ground forces, Tankbuster......

charges towards Kim Jong-Un who spontaneously combusts along with his army, leaving a a surprised Tankbuster surrounded by Putin's French Armada. However ever since Putin took over they had been winning so the renamed themselves the Imperial Burgundian Army of Russia to avoid being made fun of for being French. Anyway the surrounded Tankbuster is captured and dragged into a tent where he spontaneously combusts.....

and takes Putin with him. The new Imperial army is unsure what to do and.....

@neosdark: Whats with you and spontaneous combustion these days ;D?

Then due to  a compex titration Tankbuster's brain in recovered which is placed in a f*cking amazing KINGTIGER 5000.

Thus the imperial army beats a retreat lead by their new ad-hoc general



NEOSDARK *ominous music.*......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOxpwP8aUZ8

Indeed, and after our retreat I introduce my secret weapon, the Combustion Button which I keep tightly clamped betwixt my buttcheeks :-X

We then board our new prototype tanks, the T-124 Voroshilov and the M3A2 Schwarzkopf Tanks and attack the KT 5000 with minor losses (about 500 men) we destroy it and I remove Tankbusters brain and insert it into a Deep Sleep pod, thus taking him out of the fray. Then I lead my troops to attack Mongolia and we succeed. Meanwhile in Atlantis...

They want to take Mongolia, and starts a battle.

Meanwhile the combustion button falls from Neo's buttcheeks and causes his senior staff to spontaneously combust. The remainder of his army take defensive positions to support Mongolian forces.

MAH BUTTCHEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeme invades Atlantis with his army while I repel the Atlantian army with my rocket powered fist. Thus Seeme becomes Emperor of Atlantis while I travel to Alpaca Land to become a hermit.........

where neosdark encounters fish who was disbanded from Seeme's army for being to fishy :P. Together we form an army of mechanical alpacas and attack Atlantis