Nonstop story.

And this continues untill both parties tire and a crusader decides to make friends with the dragons thus giving birth to Dragon Riders, super powerful knights whos steeds are dragons (that live forever) and they set out to conquer Mexico (for some wierd reason) and thus run in to..........

navigation problems. They end up in canada and

find Rainbow Dragon's hiding place

Grateful that Rainbow Dragon didn't make himself op, he and Rainbow...

try finding Mexico on the map. Rainbow accidentally points to Brazil and they sail there

Which meant that...(  Couldn't think of anything)

Which also means (still waiting for someone to continue^^)..........

which really now means...

That they fail In geography while Tankbuster passes with flying colors

Since TB is so good at geography they recruit him and the dragon riders and RB finally find Mexico and....

Mexico moved to SA.

wow. i dont check this post for a couple days and now i dont know what the heck is going on.

We all don't know what is going on.

anyway I decide we go and take over great britain

But Cromwell steps in with his army of Cromwell Tanks and stops the dragons dead in their tracks. Anyway, the Mexicans were amazed to find dragons flying overhead so they decide to worship them and in their gratitude the dragons teach them how to make chinampas and how to properly sacrifice to the gods (which is why the Aztecs had all gods as some kind of serpent), but meanwhile Pope Arnold II (The previous Arnold's son) decides to try taking over Germany with his Gatling cars leading to a weird battle between Tanks, Germans, Vikings, Austrians, Mexicans, Kazakhs (god knows how they got here) and Dragons with the result being.........

neosdark wrote:
But Cromwell steps in with his army of Cromwell Tanks and stops the dragons dead in their tracks. Anyway, the Mexicans were amazed to find dragons flying overhead so they decide to worship them and in their gratitude the dragons teach them how to make chinampas and how to properly sacrifice to the gods (which is why the Aztecs had all gods as some kind of serpent), but meanwhile Pope Arnold II (The previous Arnold's son) decides to try taking over Germany with his Gatling cars leading to a weird battle between Tanks, Germans, Vikings, Austrians, Mexicans, Kazakhs (god knows how they got here) and Dragons with the result being.........

-Wait I thought this was 1100 AD, how are there tanks? :P
-Since when did Pope Arnold get married ???
-If Aztecs weren't sacrificing properly to the gods then why are they still alive  ;)
-Germany wasn't considered Germany at the time. :o
-Austrians? I don't think they were called that either :-\
-How did the Mexcians get to present day Germany :-\
-In conclusion to this and the previous post:

stealthattack1 wrote:
wow. i dont check this post for a couple days and now i dont know what the heck is going on.

Last edited October 10, 2011 at 10:50 PM by Fishhunterx

No Austrians were in fact Austrians by then, Germans is a people, but there are many different types such as Bavarian, Prussians, etc. all depending on where they are from. So a person from Saxony is a German from Saxony thus also a Saxon, while a German from Pomerania is a  Pomeranian (at least I think that's how it used to work, not too much so anymore considering it is one nation, but some people do still divide themselves by the ancient state names. Some groups still hate each other, not too sure exactly which ones)

Arnold is just awesome, he cloned himself.

Tanks are debatable, supposedly Da Vinci invented some kind of Renascence tank.

Anyway screw the rules I HAVE GREEN HAIR.

LOL Yu-Gi-Oh Abriged reference ^^

anyway back to the story RainbowDragon has been working on a doomesday device which is a LASER CANNON IN SPACE!!!!!!  ;D and so defeats everyone in the world and becomes the mighty ruler of earth and looks to conquer Mars

... in his extremely lucid dream caused by...

Cats.

+ a hernia

And he in fact wakes up to find himself on a space ship and  he is strapped to a chair with a lazer getting ready to cut up his body......

When a monkey ninja knocks the laser out :P

The Laser spins in the air...

And kills the monkey, making him gone from the story. Then, he

says to himself, wow. seeme doesnt like monkeys. he opens the star trek style doors at the back of the room and sees...

the monkey which turned into a zombie but suddenly...

Rainbow Dragon eats the monkey since he hasn't eaten in days :P

And then automatically becomes a zombie who speaks only gibberish and starts to wreck havoc aboard the ship until........

his zombie batteries die out and RD is left to sit there and gather dust.

leaving the readers of this epic tale to wonder, whose ship is this anyways, and where are they?

*turns the page*

Gasp! The owner of this ship is none other than Mr.Frogger! Tired of being run over by cars all day long he decided to pimp his ride ;D. Lets see who gets run over now ^-^

But since his ship uses Hover technology he cannot run over anything. This causes him to get depressed...

......turn off the engine, and crash into a highway, killing hundreds

IN SPACE

AND IN 3D ;D

Thus Tankbuster removes his 3D glasses as he notices thet they got dirty during the crash and...

Sees that frogger survives, but is no longer depressed since he destroyed something ;D

meanwhile RainbowDragon lost his CoH game to a virus ( i'm serieous!) and goes into a Rage  >:( then find's himself in the game called RAGE

and gets pwned by frogger since years of being in a videogame have made him god like a other games ;D

but due to RainbowDragon's happines that he managed to reinstall CoH again he came back to life and killed frogger in revenge and went back to playing on CoH. Meanwhile with hitler...

hitler is playing frogger and suddenly his frog dies for no apparent reason. He is enraged and throws a molotov cocktail at his neighboors house :P

with happens to be russia, which starts the eastern front...

I never realized Hitler could throw bottles 600miles far ;D

Anyways russia decides to get revenge and gives each soldier a molotov cocktail. But being russians they drink it and then they have no weapons and retreat. Hitler laughs at  them when

He forgets that he a waist deep in snow. He then...

gets stuck

in his mind about how he is going to kill Russia. He decides

to burn Russia. But then he hears something...

oh, its a toilet flushing. he then resumes his devious planning...