Nonstop story.

Thus pushing the US into another recession

aqnd also the increase in nude colonies, because people just dont want to pay..

and so then they have a naked water gun fight....

And water gun prices rise. Suddenly water guns become a luxury :P

and then eating shit becomes a lifestyle :D

but then peole get sick of it and decide to learn how to make real food again

They call it: Soylent Green

But Soylent Green starts to make people violent and soon random riots pop u everywhere

Suddenly Fish enters the scene from a river, shaking the water from his wet fish body, when...

Explosion
(Wait...wrong thread?)

MaxiKing6 wrote:
Suddenly Fish enters the scene from a river, shaking the water from his wet fish body, when...

oO

Fish decides to swim in the nearby lake when suddenly....

Cranialwizard wrote:
Explosion
(Wait...wrong thread?)

Yah, go to random word :P (which has been inactive for a while now :()

He discovers that he has lungs

So fish decides to go to the city and see whats he's been missing

Coincidentally, the city he went in was Stalingrad where stubborn battles were fought. Standing there, gaping with his milky fish eyes, he attracts the attention of the German troups and is put in a Wehrmacht uniform. From now on, he is called Wehr Fishy. An officer passes by and hands a gun over to him, a...

Nebelwerfer, fish uses his superior wehr tactics and takes over Stalingrad.

Sitting alone in Pavlovs House, he becomes bored and eventually starts to fap..

after 45min of trying to climix fish is fineally almost there when a ...

A bunch of Soviet troops led by Sgt. Pavlov find him, take him prisoner and send him to Siberian gulag where he must work to gather gold for the motherland. While there he meets.....

MaxiKing6 wrote:
Sitting alone in Pavlovs House, he becomes bored and eventually starts to fap..

Snugz wrote:
after 45min of trying to climix fish is fineally almost there when a ...

Ehhhh wtf is going on here? oO

......Stalin. Apparently he was never killed, just secretly deported by Khrushchev who changed his face so no one would recognize him. The two.......

..start fapping. While enjoying themselves, they are spied on by Tankbuster in the role of a German Sniper. Being irritated by the scene, he doesn't know whether to shoot or not. Meanwhile, Wehr Fishy..

Sneaks out of the gulag while Stalin distracts TB with his "actions". Fish then escapes to.....

Soviet Occupied Korea, from where he kills Kim Il-sung, and takes over his role as leader of the DPRK. While in charge of Korea he faps some more but, suddenry....

neosdark wrote:
While in charge of Korea he faps some more but, suddenry....

WHy does this seem to be the focal point of what Fish does :P ?

....Suddenly Stalin pops out of nowhere, upset by the fact I left him in the gulag with TB. Fish grabs for....

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...Stalins Lenin and together they start fapping. While doing so, an earthquake interrupts them, caused by...

A super sized hydrogen bomb that has been dropped a couple of miles away. Fish and Stalin jump on a plane and escape to

Canada, where Bacon-armed Canadian Infantry Sections...

Begin to douse us in syrup. We grab our pancakes and

and run away, hijacking a plane and flying it to Amsterdam where Fish and Stalin find a safe room and FAP until Stalin dies.
With his friend dead Fish......

decides to invent a machine that can bring people back to life. Unfortunately this back fires and Frankenstalin is born. Frankenstalin attacks the city of.......

..faptown, where millions of friendly, peaceful fapping people live. Fish, deperate and sad because of what he'd done, tries to Stop Frankenstalin and gets out his Nebelfapperwerfer..

I am some what disturbed by this association of fapping to fish :P

....but due to the Nebelwerfer's inaccuracy, fish misses Frankstalin, who by now has figured out how to use modern weapons. He picks up a AK-47 and.....

And breaks it across his head because he doesn't need it. He finds a nearby gun store and gets the largest gun in there, a 40mm Bofors (don't ask how it got in there) which he deploys on the roof of the Fapping Tower (Phallic shaped as I'm sure you can imagine) and locks it down there. He proceed  to shoot at Fish who is hiding in a strip club (fapping of course) and......

.....blows the strip clubs to pieces. As chunks of building and lingerie fly everywhere fish escapes underground. He makes his way out of the underground sewer system and....

Gets caught in Tankbuster's net.

As TB drags fish away, Frankenstalin appears. He sees TB (who he remembers from the gulag) and attacks him. Fish seizes the opportunity and escapes to his hideout where he gets a RPG. He uses it to......

Blow up Frankenstalin.

Both TB and Fish decide to attend Frankenstalin's funeral. As they both mourn the lost of their comrade......

Maxi appears and starts fapping

TB and Fish join him and they do a circle jerk. When they finish and clean up, Fish heads to the Atlantic Ocean, while TB spontaneously combusts and burns to a crisp. Maxi also vanishes into thin air. When Fish arrives he...

Finds Atlantis City and tell the Atlantians about he society. They are curious and decided to go visit. Fish and friends go to a beach and on arrival....

Fap..... after that they find a nice abandoned house and stay for the night.

In the house Fish and the Atlantians play poker. The Atlantians find this extremely fun and profitable and create their own casino called Atlantis City. Fish decideds to visit and finds....

a lovely Casino called Fappingtons, the prime thing to do there, Fap away. As he enters he feels an urge to fap and enters one of the private rooms where he finds...

A zebra. He decides to take the zebra to

the bathroom where they....

Both find a giraffe. Fish is started to get more confused so he takea the zebra and the giraffe to the Park where they play on the jungle gym. Suddenly.....

A elephant came.

Seeme wrote:
An elephant came.

And began to trample everyone in the park. Suddenry Kim Jong-Il......

Attacked The Grorious republic of China with his Grorious army

But then realized that he built all of his defenses facing South Korea, not China. So China