Nonstop story.

I retire to the mountains and stay there until the Hero of Chaos seeks me out. Meanwhile Japan rebuilds its Samurai army and creates an unrivaled technically advanced army and with it they attack and destroy China (which is what America needs to do about now )

Japan fails to destroy China but seeing that China is weak, the US finishes them off, making them the top world power once more.

Ahh that would be a nice future

But their economy tanks....

And then quickly recovers as people finally understand that equality is impossible and that a lower class must exist for a healthy economy and for the good of the nation. Thus American factories are reactivated and people from across the world are surprised at how nice we treat our factory workers.

Due to his awesomeness neosdark is elected GENERAL4LIFE...

Only for the U.S to be invaded by:

Aliens.

neosdark wrote:
And then quickly recovers as people finally understand that equality is impossible and that a lower class must exist for a healthy economy and for the good of the nation. Thus American factories are reactivated and people from across the world are surprised at how nice we treat our factory workers.

Capitalist! (activating commie blasters. Charging all lazers)

The US tries nuking the aliens but it fails. So the US pretends to surrender while they build anti alien guns in secrecy :P

And then I find my old Spontaneous Combustion button in my spare pair of pants. I press it and the entire Alien Fleet spontaneously combusts and explodes leaving me victorious

Only to get hit by a meteor, causing neosdark to explode :P

WRONG, I survive cause at the last moment i used my combustion button to Combust it away

Before neosdark can push that button again the button explodes so neosdark can not longer combust :P. Distraut, he goes soul searching, only to find......

sugar fo' mah pancakes!!!!!!!!!

Just as neos is about to eats his hot cakes a talking kangaroo comes over and takes them, hoping away into the sunset

Neosdark is so mad he makes another combustion button, only for it to fail because if he uses it once again he would become the next rainbow dragon.

Hrmm I wouldn't mind 4000 attack points XD

I push the button, combusting Seeme in the process and evolve into Rainbow Dragon and thus gain 4000 ATK points

RUN COWARDS!!!

The new Yu-Gi-Oh cards are so OP compared to the old ones  ::)

Once Seeme falls, neos realizes the error of his ways and goes hiding in cave, contemplating life.

Meanwhile the Kangaroo delivers the pancakes to his evil master who happens to have a super weapon thats fueld by pancakes. He takes the gun and

fires it but what he doesn't know is that the sugar I found was in fact crystal meth, and it explodes. Meanwhile I evolve in my cave and become Slifer the Executive Producer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK9mcmCK9Vc

Do they even make yu-gi-oh abriged episodes anymore? I think they stopped at like 43 or something :P

Slifer is about to attack tokyo(like godzilla) when suddenly king kong jumps out of nowhere and bashes silfers head iinto pieces. King kong is about to celebrate when suddenly he slips on blood and drowns in the water

They are up to episode 53 I think Fish.


And then suddenry I rise from the blood pool cause I'm a God Card :P I proceed to destroy Tokyo then fly over the Sea of China and burn down most of Vietnam but suddenly

Neosdark loses his card and gets stuck in Fukushima

And Seeme stands up and takes the card. 4000 points!

The card crumbles to dust before his very eyes

So seeme goes and buys some new cards

but he is short on change and as a result has to buy a lot of pokemon cards as well.

Doesnt short on change mean he doesnt have enough money? Why would he buy additional pokemon cards? :P

Anyways Seeme takes the cards and goes to play in a tournament and

and gets pwned by burro.

Burro is named champion and Seeme goes homw disgraced.

But I come by his place and console him and offer him a chance to redeem himself in a Shadow Children's Card Game. I furnish him with a new deck and he has to defeat Burro with it, but suddenry

The evil guy with the pancake gun fires and the deck covered in syrup and rendering it unuseable

Hmm I thought he was dead. Well anyway I fly in and finish him off.....

You destroyed his pancake gun, not him


As neosdark flies in the evil guys kangaroo comes in and walabie kicks neosdark to the other side of the planet, causing him to black out. The kangaroo then kill the evil guy and set off to build a small legion of death smurfs. The kangaroo unleashes his death smurfs on.....

Seeme, and I decide that I should wake up right at that moment and go cry in a cave in Australia instead of helping him.....

Seeme is upset by this and joins you in the cave. However you 2 discovr that there is a secret weapon in the cave called.......

Tankbuster!

Tankbust pulls out two panzershrecks since he has 7 command points and fires them at the kangaroo. The rockets fly in the air and

Bust the tank?

land inside the kangaroos killing all on board.

then pionneers eat the remains of the kangaroo

And poop munitions

The pioneers then use the muni to buy a flame thrower. But they csnt decide who gets to use it so one of them shoots the other, takes the flamer, and goes on a rampage burning stuff up

Then Suddnly Zombie Rommel, who came from the very start of this topic, came and took the flame thrower, saying...

And said "damn it why have you guys forgotten me?!?!" and pointed the flame thrower at them

but it misfired and the compressed gases leaked from the broken flamer causing GLOBAL WARMING

Now Zombie Rommel must fix global warming. Unsure what to do, he......

Calls forth the frozen winds on the north.

But now the Global temperature drops and Ice Age like things start to occur causing

Increase in woolen sales.

Suddenly clothing prices rise, cause numerous economic changes