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Nonstop story.

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#89381

Re: Nonstop story.

Another Terminator is sent back in time to kill him and it succeeds in catching him of guard and leaves his broken body in the Roosevelt Manse. His body is preserved in honey and is later used by geneticists to clone the first human. They are successful, thus a new Governator is able to take the old ones place by the time of the battle
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#90183

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But then the gouvernator wakes up being in the Matrix and is then confronted by...
war determines not who is right only who is left
#90186

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Leon S. Kennedy and both engage in a fight to see who's tougher
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#90190

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And its a draw, resulting in....
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#90400

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But after years of living in a state of peace and tranquility, Governator finds himself growing increasingly displeased with his new life. His former past only adds to this, leading him to go into depression. He takes new meds, causing him to go crazy and on a killing spree. This leads to.......
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#90440

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the formation of a secret organization designed to stop him consisting of legendary warriors such as...
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#90449

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Rambo, ...
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Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#90457

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chuck norris...
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#90472

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Rainbow wrote:
chuck norris...


The justice league :P.......
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#90477

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and Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python's Holy Grails Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robo-Cop, the Terminator, Cap'n Kirk, Lo Pan SUperman, every single Power Ranger......
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#90480

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and then chuck norris was like, "what the?? hey!.... NOT AGAIN!?!?! im outta here!" and ran off into the woods, cause he figured out where this was going.    ;)
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#90481

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came out lighting fast and kicked Governators robot ass (lol ultimate showdown)

Damn you stealthattack1 I was about to post >:(. Just kidding :P
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#90856

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suddendly Stalin's mother appears and hits Governator until Death and
the winner of this battle is...
No mercy for cowards...
No mercy for enemies...
No mercy for Allies...
No mercy for the guys I see...
So stay away from me!
#90859

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Seeme.
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#90876

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who laughs victoriously when......
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#91107

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...he suddenly passes gas
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#91174

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and the room smells bad :P. This causes
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#91206

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DOOM!!!!! but more importantly the Chinese Premier in the next room is disgusted with America, ordering the place to be Nuked, which leads to a CoD4 like nuclear facility battle, during which some neewb survives while his entire squad is destroyed, leading to....
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#91230

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the noob to think hes all that and starts to insult his enemies while still only surviving by luck, but calling it skill, giving him a big head which 
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#91289

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makes his head explode ;D. This freaks the Chinese premier out and causes him to
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#91295

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phone Barney the dinosaur for advice, which tells him...
#91299

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"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family" ;D
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#91351

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the Chinese premier is unimpressed and instead calls up......
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Last edited September 23, 2011 at 5:46 PM by stealthattack1

#91372

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Attacked America (homefront  ;D)
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#91374

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then there were all the american farmers got there guns out and preceded to snipe every last korean bastard
Its a beautiful day to kill, dont you think so??
#91382

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Is threatened by China's rising powers and its shift toward capitalism and decides to nuke them to the stone age
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#91426

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While in Europe Britain took over it except Russia
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#91428

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finds that it doesn't like Limeys on the other side of its border and attacks them with prototype Nano-tech enhanced Spetznaz who are able to destroy most of the British army when they decide to resurrect Churchill, and he.....
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#91442

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OT but whats a Limey
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#91449

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Limey = British
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#91529

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when churchill rose form the dead God gave him more millitary knowledge so he is able to defeat russian and take over it but they forgot about the koreans...
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#91536

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who procedded to nuke Britain. But Britains anti missile counter measures stopped them and Britian retaliated by....
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#91547

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realizes the balance of power has been disrupted since the Brits now have a Pidgeon Bomber and proceed to destroy it. They board the ship and
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#91587

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it get's destroyed by a nuke  :o
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#91666

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did we just jump time periods :o Oh well

tensions are rising and the crusades are imminent. However with all the crazy stuff happening in the future and governator time traveling, he ends up stuck in what will be france. He spots some knights and
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#91733

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the knights kill him becuase on how he is dressed and think he is the devil which causes an time wave causing...
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#91759

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family guy to never be aired, which enrages...
#91763

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Chuck Norris who travels to the past and kills the governator before he is born, in order to prevent the aforementioned fact and enjoy family guy, then...
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#91778

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he realizes that the Simpsons are a better show. Knowing this...
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#91781

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He watches south park insted.
#91783

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Then he goes to town and buys The Simpsons - Season 1 - 10 because he likes it more than Southpark and doesn't stand up while looking through them, so he gets fat and becomes unable to perform a roundhouse kick. Following in the order of the most awesome men in the world, ...
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#91802

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the next one in line takes advantage of Chuck Norris' TV problems and procedds to whup his ass ;D
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#91815

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Yes........ Anyway back 1066, the Great Schism occured (in 1054), with the Governator (who survived all the knights and Chuck....somehow) joining the Catholic church and becoming the Pope Gregory VII. He uses his power to promote German as the only language in the church and thus the entire modern world knows how to speak German (also considering the fact that no romance languages exist, there is no French, Italian, Spanish, Catolonian,etc.)
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#91818

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hmm... i think neosdark has an agenda here, but anyway,

because there are no romance languages Shakespeare writes all his plays in German. family guy, the Simpsons and southpark are also in German, but because of the boringness of mass people speaking German, different countries form different slang, which leads to misscomunication causing...
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#91829

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A variation of the Germanic languages known as Gerglish or Engliman ;D. Since it is more vernacular and evolves in America the German king of the 1st reich takes no initiative to stop the spread of Gerglish :P. Slowly the rest of the country adopts Gerglish and, upset with the king, plans revolution >:D
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