Nonstop story.

The Spetsnaz/Ostheer forces push America back to Chicago. On the way they tear down Times Square in New York and burn the White House in DC.

My friends and i form a Resistance army (I'm a New Yorker BITCHES) destroying the Spetznaz army and eliminating them of the Continent. The next battle occurs in Southern France with.........

The US vs the French resistence accompanied by renewed but pissed off Spetnaz/Ostheer forces.

but both armies are defeated by terminators!

(and yet again Rainbow gets bumped) but a drop pod lands on the whole terminator squad killing all of them AH HA HA HA!

Out of It comes the 2nd Company of the Blood Ravens

Who devastate all around them, when the Army of Comrade Stalin 2.5, emerges with near endless amounts of Conscript Terminators, who overwhelm the Space Marines and send them running.

To an Army if Wine Bottles. Since Russians Only ;D like Vodka, they run away in fear.

But then the French come and annihilate the wine bottle since they love there wine!  ;D

But since everyone knows the French won't actually be able to kill a single terminator who was left to guard the wine, they surrender, with their brand new under-barrel white flag launcher

Then A stuka from FH2 drops a 250 kg bomb on the terminator blowing him to pieces.

Which probably wouldn't work

Terminators can survive Earthshaker rounds you know...

Having not sucessfully destroyed the terminator, the terminator begins on a rampage in Germany since thats where the plane came from.

But then he gets lost in the woods.

then he found some american paratroopers lying in some foxholes in the woods

the terminator asks the americans where the planes that bombed him came

the Americans, who are bad with geography and global positions, point to Austria ;D

The terminator proceeded to destroy Austria but on his way he tripped  over Candlejack a guy who doesnt let you finish your senten....

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Because he buries a Chainsword into your skull.

but the chainsword broke becuase the terminator is made out of a harder the stell metal and proceeds to destroy Candlejack

No he doesn't. Instead, both have a nice little barbeque under the crimson sky of a sunset in july.

Unfortunelty during the BBQ there is only one hot dog left but the both want it ;D

So both bite in it and gues what - they kiss each other!

*wedding music in the background*  :o.

But it is suddenly interrupted by the sound of artillery...

As Austria fires its cannons on their wedding since they learned the terminator was going to destroy them. Everyone dies but the terminator who.....

Was trying to open his zippers in the WC

realises he has no zipper and overloads his brain/computer killing him  ;D

but because he has a self-repair ability, the Terminator runs away to find the person who is responsible for thath attack. On his way, he meets Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was at home in Austria, having some free weeks...

Schwarzeneggar thinks that this is a joke and not the real terminator and ignores the terminator who threatens to kill him.

ANd thus the fight between machine and supersoldier begins...

Resulting in a useless argument about who hits the person first.

And when they both decide to hit each other at the same time, their punches break the space-time continuum forcing Arnold back in time, where he is pressed into service for the German Wehrmacht c.1942, while the Terminator....... 

lands in a winter war suit in the area of Moscow. Wehrmacht Arny is part of Army Group North, preparing a strike on the Soviet capital. Sitting in an Opel Blitz and freezing in the early days of January, 1942, Arny is a part of the last backup for the battle for Moscow. On the other side, the terminator..

is discovered by Soviet shock guards and taken to Stalin. Stalin realizes these are the super troopers he has been looking for and......

And he kills the lone terminator.(?!) And then he takes his armor and minigun.

And becomes the Stalinator ;D

But the Governator finds him and using his superior fruity accent defeats him in a game of wits thus winning possession of the armor and weapons, while Stalin plans to detonate the Terminator's Hydrogen-Ion battery, but......

The bomb trigger breaks when Stalin presses it, making him very angry. He becomes Stalin Hulk ;D!

and so a majour battle began

And we will once again ignore Rainbow......

Stalin Hulk invites the Governator to Tea, where they decide to have a duel with 19th century Dueling Pistols. Both of them miss and they clash with Cold Steel and the battle rages until..... (hint: Mexicans!!!!)

Be nice to rainbow Dragon guys, that actually made sense. ;)

But the blood thirsty cartels of mexico who have felt very left out this whole time attack without warning in their lowrider's and an epic battle ensues.

THe three way battle rages as the Governator and his German Wehrmacht fight the Soviets with Stalin Hulk and the Mexican Cartel led by Pancho Villa. The battle rages nonstop until The Governator decides to....

say Asta lavista baby, your terminated which causes all the drug cartels to join his side which...

Scares the crap out of Stalin Hulk, turning him back to regular Stalin and he flees with his army to Russia. Governator, now fully resupplied and with cartels on his side......

makes Russia a democracy









Vaguely OT: Will Stalin Hulk be red or green?

Red when he's super angry I guess :P. Green is just moderately angry.

Back On topic:

Lenin hears this new starting news from the after world (the ghost of communist past informs him ;D) he convinces the devil to let him return to the real world for revenge. Lenin leads his army of bolsheviks from the afterworld and attacks Russia, enlisting the help of communist parties everywhere, including GSmirlis the Communist ^^. Stalin is shocked by this all and......

And brings out his ultimate weapon... RedGuard aka RedCommissar

Who is able to troll Lenin's ghost into giving Stalin control of the Communist Bolshevik Army, leading to another Battle between the Commies and the Governator, however, the American Army joins the Russians so as to destroy the Governator who by this time has conquered most of North America (except Washington D.C.) and the Eastern Coast, so

Governator goes back in time like the movies in order to kill Stalin and FDR when they were babies. He is about to succeed when.......