Nonstop story.

And gone!

Because i used it as a distraction to steal all the Bourbon and Schnapps at the party, and then me and my friends got drunk, starting killing things with our pitchforks and AK-103s, but then.......

,as you were drunk, you both shot at yourselves, and died.

then it appeared you had the Martyrdom perk, and killed everyone in the room.

Well, after this round, Stalin decided to change his perks, he took ...

commando pro and jumped out of the window just to find that...

He was about to get killed by zombie Neos!!!! He then...

Got scared crapped his pants, and decided to make an alliance with me, i said yes sure but then i bit him and gained back all my lifeforce, and with him as a Stalin Zombie i seal him into a special underground cavern filled with Zombie-hating Vampires, and then......

Stalin killed you because in soviet russia Stalin bite the zombies and in soviet russia Stalin eats your brain, you die (and you can't now add something which includes you cause your dead :O)

Not if Hitler gives him akaloner's special life potion! He wants him to kill stalin.

Unfortunately, as Stalin ate his brain, Neosdark killed Hitler, Stalin decided to ...

That dosent make sense...

I bring myself back to life by telling everyone who says im dead to go read a manga and while they are distracted, i sneak up behind them and kill them, and then......

you go back to the eastern front, where a Kampfgruppe is under attack by some Strelkys, you decided to lead the charge when ...


@Seeme : Isn't it Nonsense story ? Aw it's nonstop story xD
And btw it makes sense, neosdark's brain was eaten by Stalin, he wasn't able to think so he killed Hitler (he was close to neosdark).

Last edited September 5, 2010 at 11:44 PM by nico97one

one of the Strelkys Soldier ask what is that falling from the Sky. It looks like a round disk floating down slowly.

The Strelkys grab it and give it to their commander then...

They saw it was a letter from heaven! It read...

It said- an Enemy Maus Tank is in the sector. Prepare to be obliterated by the Indestructable Tank. Even M1Abrams cannot destroy it.



( Wish CoH got this beauty )

The indestructible tank got stuck in a ditch and...

And all the crew jump out to find away to pull it out except the driver in the Maus Tank remain seated in the Driver seat. Soon, they found a Super Bulldozer. But when a crew hope on it, the found that the Bulldozer is missing something...

which happened to be the gas, so...

they piocapped fuel.

Unfortunately this was not uber-unleaded, so...

they took the fuel out of the maus and put it in the bulldozer and got it out, but they stupidly forgot to leave some in the Maus so now...

they turned it's KwK-44 Anti-Tank gun into a 128mm Howitzer, and then...

they ate lunch, atfer that.....

they loaded the Howitzer.. And after that...

they ate supper and went asleep

and after that they woke up to eat breakfast. They commented on the cereal and argued about whose going to go to the super market today.

They decieded Von Beck should go, and while he went, soviets stole the Maus-Howitzer!!!!

Their commander arrived and yell at them because they didn't let him know about the super market visit and wanted some snacks but the russians blown him with the Maus-Howitzer.

Then Von beck comes back with the snacks and the russians surrender so they can have them too. SO then...

Von Beck decided to give one of the man crew as a gift to the soviets, they decided to ...

Tell the whole division to be friends with the German one and they had a big party. But then...

British are angry because they didn't get invited and go to mess up the party.

Last edited September 6, 2010 at 8:29 PM by blackbishop

To do this, the english soldiers changed the vodka and remplaced it by water...

The russians gets angry and riots start to occur. They let their anger out on the germans and ther officers.

The British Crash their party and they just set back and enjoy the show. Then all Sudden

The Americans come and get mad at the British for Re-Starting WW2, so they...

Then between these  2 fighting each other again.

Poster been paste around the city in the country.

For British - John Bull



For American - Uncle Sam





And triggers out to be alternate WW2

Last edited September 7, 2010 at 3:19 AM by ImperialKaskins

The Americans win by default because of their Abrams tanks and Apache Helos , then...

Then the American capture London. Then the British decided to cease-fire and the British Declare independent



Then the Soviet Found out who crash the party and they were so mad until.....

Last edited September 7, 2010 at 10:18 AM by ImperialKaskins

The UK Resistance sighed a Alliance with the USSR to crush Capitalism!

But the UK resistance has to work alone as the USRR has invaded Afghanistan, ...

And since this was WW2 and now its somehow today Germany helps the USA so now the sides are even, resulting in...

...the start of the "hot war" ...

They they saw Luxembourg stashing all there food, so every nation...

...Prepare for battle.

It Begins the Red Alert not long later.

Then amazingly, Luxembourg won and took over the world. Now, they...

get the eiffel tower, the statue of liberty, the bradenburg gate, the big ben and the spasskaya tower as loot and move them to their country.