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Nonstop story.

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#45528

Re: Nonstop story.

When Stalin saw Rommel he thought that all is lost, and global revolution is over, so he called his comrades to Krermlin and they were drinking vodka and singing, while...
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#45533

Re: Nonstop story.

Rommel kicked the soviets butts in the town.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45542

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And Rommel started running at Stalin. Stalin decided to end this nonsense story by ...
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#45562

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closing this thread  ;D
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#45567

Re: Nonstop story.

                  ~THE END~

                  ~ f i n ~
Sadhu to you, your friends and your family. Including the unfriendly ones.


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#45575

Re: Nonstop story.

cephalos wrote:
closing this thread  ;D


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Rommel does not approve!
#45586

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This is a nonstop story,read the title. >:(
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45637

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Seeme wrote:
This is a nonstop story,read the title. >:(


{ LOL just some people just wanna end you story and create next episode. }

[Continue...]

When Rommel Doesn't approve, Stalin decided to run/flee while Rommel pull a Luger out and shoot at Stallin, But it hit Stalin pants and Stalin run with his pants down until...
Sadhu to you, your friends and your family. Including the unfriendly ones.


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#45640

Re: Nonstop story.

a german soldier steps on his pants. Stalin falls on his face -> owned  ;D
#45656

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Killar wrote:
a german soldier steps on his pants. Stalin falls on his face -> owned  ;D


[Should be 1 sentence, read the first post]

Meanwhile, one KCH steps onto Stalin's trap - racial time-machine, making all German Nation displaced in time-space continuum.
#45657

Re: Nonstop story.

and replacing it with Vikings!
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#45659

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ImperialKaskins wrote:
Seeme wrote:
This is a nonstop story,read the title. >:(


{ LOL just some people just wanna end you story and create next episode. }

[Continue...]

When Rommel Doesn't approve, Stalin decided to run/flee while Rommel pull a Luger out and shoot at Stallin, But it hit Stalin pants and Stalin run with his pants down until...


Wait, Rommel loves Stalin he couldn't shoot at him !
This is NONSENSE NONSTOP story XD

The vikings were afraid of all the new weapons as the M1A1 Thompson, the sherman, the coca-cola ...
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#45664

Re: Nonstop story.

But Rommel disappeared when he went into a time warp.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45675

Re: Nonstop story.

And was replaced by Eric the Red! And he shouted his battlecry, and Viking's Drakkars on treads blitzed remaining Soviet forces!
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#45678

Re: Nonstop story.

Then the vikings stepped on another time trap making everything back to when the Germans were about to invade the town.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45682

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And a grenadier says: "Hans, your coffee not only sucks, but it gives me weird nightmares!"
#45684

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then the other Greanadier Straps hans to 6 tonne of TNT, throwing him into the water.
#45685

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Resulting in a big explosion that throws water at the Kommandant
#45686

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Then the Kommandant crys because hes wet.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45693

Re: Nonstop story.

He then drinks a sip of the coffee himself and gets on a drug high. He screams,
"Whoah! Flying octopus!" and runs around trying to catch it.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#45695

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Suddenly a Russian comes out of nowhere and watches him and says:
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45700

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"I will paint Red Square with there blood!!!"
#45725

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But he realised he had no rifle, so then he...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45739

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Ran to the armory, expecting to get some rifles for him and his comrades, but then...
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#45755

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build something that would....

The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45767

Re: Nonstop story.

They would build this thing Bigger than Tiger Ace tank


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-( FROM WAR FRONT TURNING POINT, SOVIET FACTION )
Sadhu to you, your friends and your family. Including the unfriendly ones.


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#45781

Re: Nonstop story.

But then the flying octopus ate the super-tank and crapped out a...
#45786

Re: Nonstop story.

King TIger Ace Veteran!
#45789

Re: Nonstop story.

Unfortunately for the germans, the wet officier came in and the water has block the canon (don't tell me how XD), and the MGs (all of them :O), so stralin decided to ...
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#45796

Re: Nonstop story.

Send in the IS-3 Ace King Badass Thing!
#45797

Re: Nonstop story.

slap the hell out of the grenadiers which are armed to the teeth with...
"But risk has always been an inescapable part of warfare."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
#45800

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Futuristic Kalashknikov '47's.
#45819

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And with all this stuff they sides met up on the town again and began too...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45821

Re: Nonstop story.

dance
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#45823

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b00gie.
#45829

Re: Nonstop story.

Until they noticed that the soviet town was now ruled by the Americans
#45831

Re: Nonstop story.

but suddenly 5 sniper aces kill all the wermacht grenadiers
and stalin starts dancing RickRoll'D then out of nowhere..
in this link you will see what
will happen to the ostheer  :)
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/axis-conquers-philippines-6.jpg
freezing till death in easternfront

Last edited August 30, 2010 at 9:38 PM by nickpol15

#45838

Re: Nonstop story.

comes a drunk American soldier...
I think, therefore I am...
I learn, therefore I advance...
I destroy, that I may endure.
#45841

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And everyone gets confused, meaning...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45881

Re: Nonstop story.

that british commandos stole the coffe undercover from the
russians but...
in this link you will see what
will happen to the ostheer  :)
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/axis-conquers-philippines-6.jpg
freezing till death in easternfront
#45882

Re: Nonstop story.

the sniper ace wasn't drunk.. and had his scope on.
#45895

Re: Nonstop story.

his pillow. The drunk American walks to a drunk Canadian and thy have a fight about what country makes the best...
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#45900

Re: Nonstop story.

and Mexican comes and shoot them both and win :D
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#45908

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...super evil smile !!!
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#45910

Re: Nonstop story.

and moustache  ;)
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#45917

Re: Nonstop story.

But the Mexicans invite Stalin onto to the throne as El Presidente del Republico de los Estados Unidos de Mexico, mostly because of his moustache.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#45921

Re: Nonstop story.

HyperSniper999 wrote:
But the Mexicans invite Stalin onto to the throne as El Presidente del Republico de los Estados Unidos de Mexico, mostly because of his moustache.

With mexico and russia in his power he can siege north america, sending his forces through Alaska, while commanding mexican conscripts to attack the south border of US :D.
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#45922

Re: Nonstop story.

Then the evil leaders if the world(Stalin, Hitler. Etc) come together and argue about who has the better mustache on a political talk show. After that they about the USA. Then all of a sudden...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme