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Nonstop story.

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#45931

Re: Nonstop story.

Admiral Alfred von Tirpitz rizes out of the ground a bellows,
"I have the greatest facial hair!"
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Can someone shrink that for me?
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#45934

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Lol that's big. Ok keep on with the story.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45935

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HyperSniper999 wrote:
Admiral Alfred von Tirpitz rizes out of the ground a bellows,
"I have the greatest facial hair!"
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Can someone shrink that for me?



OWNED!
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#45973

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While Alfred was owned by Comrade Stalin's Santa Costume, Hitler started thinking about his (very) small moustache and he decided to ...
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#45974

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...use magic hair growth cream, but he got it confused with shaving and accidentally shaved off his mustache. Meanwhile, Alfred, upset about being beaten by Stalin Claus, ran away and got into a U-boat and went with it to the bottom of the ocean for a slow suicide.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#45978

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But before he killed himself he launched a nuker bomb under the north pole to blow up santa's house.

Also Hitler now wears a fake musta, and its...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46050

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made of back hair. But Hitler didn't know that until...


I wanted to put something even more disgusting, but changed my mind. :P
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#46052

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He looked at the mirror, he then shouted...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46058

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Guys head! Just then he saw...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46064

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Commanding General!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#46069

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And then his other commending Generel killed...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46085

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Killed Hypersniper instead!
#46089

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Ok, let's go back with our Comarade Stalin and his super friend Santa Claus, they came back to Russia together, with the idea to conquer south pole which is controlled by evil penguins, armed to the teeth with fish ...
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#46096

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thay also have whales cannons!
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#46101

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As they were on a boat going to the south poll, they saw...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46103

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... Jack Sparrow and the black pearl, Stalin decided to kill Jack and to destroy the black pearl, they were approching the south pole coast when a penguine wanted to fly, making them laughing so hard, but they didn't expect that ...
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#46105

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Tirpitz was waiting for them too in his U-boat. He said, "F**k it all to hell." and blew up both the Black Pearl and Stalin boat with torpedos and saved the day. He then gave HyperSniper (the one they killed was his double) a fist bump and they all lived happilly ever after. The end. :)
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#46106

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The end of 0.000001th of the story, because...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46135

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makes sure that his musta is good, but then what he also did was...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46146

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raise a 100ft Mecha Lenin Spider doom fortress from the depths of the ocean piloted by zombie Jack Sparrow. Jack leaned out of the window and shouted...
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Smells like. Victory.
#46160

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where is my rum?!
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#46162

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Before being hit by a Torpedo from GroBadmiral Karl Doenitz's boat.
#46168

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Before the destruction of the Lenin Spider doom fortress, Stalin took Santa's body and ate it, so he gained all of his super power, now he can fly, he decided to go to ...
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#46169

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The Netherlands, to buy some weed. This was mediweed so it also removed Stalin's superpowers and now...
#46177

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Donitz is back, Donitz is back..
#46182

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With a pitchfork to kill Stalin. He starts walking to the Netherlands when he realized...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46189

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that on his right hand side was..
#46194

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Getting devoured by a shark, he then...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46209

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...ate the shark, and inside the shark there was ...
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#46212

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a shark
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#46213

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But.. this shark was made of SOVIET STEEEL.
#46223

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He then went  :o and...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46242

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HyperSniper got pissed off people kept killing him, so he told them all to stop. :)
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#46249

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Everyone stopped and thought for a second, realizing...
#46252

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that HyperSniper was a Demigod and would end the world if he was killed again.

Don't say I didn't warn you. ;)
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#46260

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So I take the bridge while everyones distracted in this thread and slink off to my parrelel universe with Dr. Horrible and Bad Horse.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#46290

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Stuiped akaloner, stop disrupting the story.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46338

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But some drunk commisars shot at him, revealing ...
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#46340

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that there was no more vodka to drink!!!!  :o  :o  :o
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#46378

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they dropped them, and realised the vodka was...
#46381

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poisonus
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#46384

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and Acidic!