My Bridge!

Can I borrow 1580.05 dollers?

No...

Get a job and stop leeching of the society, hobo!

...

I punch Toorstain in the face and steal his money, makeing me able to get my kubelwagon with a radio. Then, I dress up as newbies lawyer and serectly changeing his will and giving everything to me.

Then, I dress up as one of newbies men and call him outside, run him over with my kubekwagon with a radio(with cool music on) and throw he knocked out body in a ditch. Then I claim that hes dead  and everything goes to me.

My bridge!

(btw I throw toorstain in there with him)

I climb up from the ditch and SHOOT you in the face. >:(

Then I steal your identity by getting a plastic surgery. I take your money, car, house, family, bridge etc. HAHA :D

my bridge!

I go back in time and stop the Greek Gods from overthrowing the Titans making all of you nonexistant , thankful , the Titans give the bridge to me .
My Bridge!

Eru Ilúvatar emerges from the void created earlier by Neosdark & Co. and descends (for the second time) upon the bridge along with Manwë, Varda, and Oromë...who smite Akalonor's Titans and lesser gods! Glory to the Aratar!

Btw, I have also been brought back by the grace of the Valar, along with all of my forces. Including the Sindarin-speaking Panzergrenadiers.

My Valar bridge! My Preciouussss!!!!

Last edited July 7, 2010 at 4:05 AM by Werwolf

I fianally climb out of the ditch, holding a Flare-Gun, Shooting Toorstain, thinking He's seeme, then shooting at the bridge, The flare hits s spark of wood, setting fire to it, as a squadron of BF109E Fighters drop petrol on the bridge...

I then throw in Hazmat-suit armed Gerbisjager's with DIAMOND STG44 [So they won't burn].

My bridge!

1 man vs your whole, I mean my whole amry!
Bring it on!

(5 seconds later)

That was easy.

My bridge!

Climbing from defeat, holding a .500 S&W Automatic Revolver, blasting a Oil can my BF109E's dropped near seeme's men, Shattering him and his army.

Walks up to seeme, as some Volksgrenadier's take the bridge, aiming de' .500...


( POW POW POW POW BIATCH! )

My bridge!

That was toorstain, remember he dressed up as me?

And I ran away as fast as yI can while you blow up Your army. When you do that, the morale of you volks drops so low that everyone rans away in fear. Being all alone, I throw a rock at you and you get knocked out again, and I throw you in a deeper ditch that it nealy impossible to get out of. Then, I guard it with alsome Seeme Tanks.

(btw I throw dead toorstain in there too)

My bridge!

I use the ditch to my advantage, climbing threw, plating Mines, that your Tanks then roll over, destroying them...

Eventurly, in fear, your tankcrew disbands your tanks, running away.

I then sneak a Scoped Kar98k from the ground, firing a riflegreande to the ground, making a ditch.

Then, firing a Dart into your leg, you fall, Knocked out, into the ditch...

Then, Throws a Model24 to the Mud in the ditch, "dicthing" you in it.

Some Frantic Waffen-SS Finnish Voulenteers with KP31 SMG's then goo on the bridge, capping it.

Waffen-SS bridge. Me & seeme trapped forever.

I realize that everyone hates Seeme and wants to kill him, so I take another surgical operation to make me look like myself again.

Then I build a sauna next to the bridge, and all the Finns runs into it. Then I lock them inside the sauna and sets it on fire (They deserve it 'cause they're Nazi's!) Then I call inn two panther battlegroups, a couple of Jagdtigers and fully upgraded 3 def. vet Pzgrens that dig inn on each side of the bridge.

My Bridge!!!

(Btw, whats up with ditches on a bridge?)

I release Morgoth from his imprisonment and tell him what he did wrong the first time. Morgoth than conquers the world.
Melkors bridge!

Newbie.'s hand slaps from the ditch in the bridge, holding a Model. 24... Blowing up everyone on the bridge, and his hand...

As a Jagdtiger Conqeurs the bridge, i add 3 new units

Finnish Mountain Troops
5 men armed with Suomi SMG's

Finnish Waffen-SS
Armed with Suomi SMG's and Panzershrek Rifles.

Finnish T34/76
T34/76 with Finnish Ensgina.


I use these con conqweur da bridge!

Amamzingly, my kubelwagon is down here. I get the radio to call for help and neos gets me out. Then, I ride away to freedom!

I declare that everyone irritates me , so the Nydhoggr eats you all. Since it also signifies the end of the World (Ragnorok) I escape and capture the bridge.
My Bridge!

He cant eat me when am in a car! I turn around and run over him and then run over you before you escape.

Jumps up from under Seeme's car, firing to the Wheel... As GSG9 Federal Police
arrest him for not paying that bloody parking fee!

I then conqeur the bridge with the Law-Abiding GSG9 + Federal Police...

My bridge!]

Before tha,t puts up a sign...

NO COMMUNISTS...

FOR SALE - 5,000 US DOLLARS.

WHo needs that whrn I can just drive my seeme tank over them? Il rol over the sign and the police and you run away in fear.

My bridge!

Last edited July 8, 2010 at 11:26 PM by Seeme

As i run away, i pick up a Panzerfaust, running back, bl;asting the front of the tank, as more Police arrive & STUNCUFFZ. Seeme!

Yeah, if your move, TASER'D.

I then reclaim with a Single NYPD Officer...

My bridge!

I take the bridge with the IRA and stolen Leopard tanks. My Bridge!

Sigh. The panzerseack didnt kill me but instead a peice of it hit the generated and now theres not enegry to fuel the lazers and I shoot them with me turret double .50 cal macihine gun. As for Akalonor, the leopard tanks was no match for my seeme tank and instanaly died. And the IRA hhad more important stuff to do.

wrong ! the bridge is in the English part of Ireland , making it a priority of the IRA , who torch Seeme's tank with a flamethrower and eliminate everyone else .
Still My Bridge (seeme didn't say 'My Bridge' :P !)

I hand out bottles of Jameson, your IRA troops get so drunk that they first destroy the Leopard's (with crew in them) and afterwards they want to see who is able to fall quickest.

Also, for good measure, I station the black watch and royal highlanders to guard the bridge

My bridge (Famous Grouse anyone?)

Cheers

Opps. And anyway with the money I stole from toorstain(I still have his creadit card) I bribe the highlanders to leave me alone, and for the flamethrower... I hop into one of the 14 seeme  tanks so you dont know where I am. And you dont think you can walk up to 15 tanks without being noticed?

All my tanks fire there mgs and turrets and run over you, makeing you into a pile of red goo and crushed bones.


My bridge!

Did it REALLY have to go this far?

Use's Aqua-KCH to place the bridge in the Pacific, while the Kriegsmarine U-Boats guard it from any USN, RN, IJN, IN, or SN ships..

NAVAL BRIDEG!

I find proof that Megalodons still exist , making everyone crap their pants and fear the water, I tame said sharks and guard the underwater bridge with them.
My Bridge!
(for those that don't know what a megalodon is , go look it up ;) )

Finds proof the Japanese O-I Existed.. And uses it to blast the last surving megadon to Kingdom Kong.. Then my U-Boats & AQUA-KCH Return.. With the NEW... AQUAPANZERIVF! A 'Stubby Panzer' Designed to Drive underwater! Brilliant!

My bridge!

You didn't really look up Megalodon ...did you ....because the Megalodon only resides in deep water , so you O-I can not attack it , and the stubby ....well they're Megalodon feed.
Still my Deep sea bridge!

Fair nuff. the biggest shark ever exist'd may live.

Erm... how much for the bridge?

a shiny penny would suffice.

deal.

Claims a underwater Taxi to the bridge.

Sets up a bussiness called N&S at the bridge.

Sells Icecream.

Feeds Megadon with remaining Icecream...

Sells Grocerys..
Claims bridge..

My bridge.

My Shiny penny was worth it :)

Whoa WHoa Whoa Whoa Whosa!

My tanks were gurading the bridge, how can you magically get it in the the middle of the ocean?

Cheaters bridge >:(

N&S will sue you! Don't call us cheaters or we give spending cuts of 0.21%!

umm Seeme , can't you read ? My Megalodons sank the bridge and the tanks and ate them, silly little Boy.
(kidding,but not about the Sharks)

Oh, but still my tanks wasnt on the bridge so they still alive.

I give them the power to float and they waddle there way to the ocean, useong underway nucler MG 42s to kill the sharks and claim the brigde.

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Alomost forgot,

My Bridge!

N&S Can sitll work on the bridge.. Alright?

Fine... but nothing sneaky

yay! protects the Bridge with hordes of McDonald's stores!

Thanks, my man were getting hungey out there. How much is a meal?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! I poison your McDonalds and all your soldiers get explosive diarrhea! Then my super-stealthy secret stealth-agents come and kill them all on the toilet.

Then I send in flying IS-2 tanks to secure the airspace, and destroyers and Airplane carriers to secure the area around the bridge.

My bridge

Flying IS-2s? Thats impossible!

so is an underwater MG but you don't see me whining :P
also the russians did hav a plane that was heavily armored , it could survive multiple AA hits (even direct hits)

There were floating tanks in ww2!(shermans on D-Day) And the machine guns were on the tanks shooting at the water killing the sharks.

Plus IS-2s only point forward so it cant hit my tanks, for if it dose it will fall and die, makeing it a eary taget for 88s.

My bridge!

umm no , the shermans did not float....at all....they sank horribly , they put airvents on them but alot of them still drowned ... and the sharks are 50 foot Sharks.....they're not going to glide the surface......
So due to complications it is not Seeme's bridge , but whomever owned it before him.

...sends in a battalion of yodelling Waffen-Grenadiere led by Sturmbannführer Barney (resurrected!). Everyone flees from the horrible alpine/nursery rhyme music, leaving the bridge empty. My troops dig in and watch Toy Story 3 in Deutsch while everyone else is still affected by the Last-Song Syndrome bwahahaha!

My bridge!

Akalonor wrote:
umm no , the shermans did not float....at all....they sank horribly , they put airvents on them but alot of them still drowned ... and the sharks are 50 foot Sharks.....they're not going to glide the surface......
So due to complications it is not Seeme's bridge , but whomever owned it before him.

You forgot, these are seeme tanks, makeing it float becuase it was better designed to do that.


Still my bridge!

And for werewolfs stuiped idea, we are in tanks so we cannot here the Barney sound but instead I come out of my tank, with headphones on, and shoot barney in the face 3 times. Then, I feed his dead body to the sharks.

Btw the sharks like me now, so I dont have to shoot them, they wont bother me!


Again, my Bridge!

Ehh... You just ignored my battleships around the bridge. >:(

Ok. So the flying IS-2s was a bad idea(turns out that they were missing wings ???), but Seeme's guys all have diarrhea and I my super-stealthy stealth agents are still killing them one by one. :)

But I use my destroyers to bombard the entire island that the bridge is on, then I send send in soundproof marines armed with super-bazookas, flamethrowers and Machine guns from my ships to deal with the remaining tanks.

Then I start digging my usual tunnels and I rig explosives on the bridge that explodes if anyone tries to take it.

My Bridge!!

I thought someone blow the battle ships up?

And my guys dont have dierrhea anymore.


Going to be my bridge soon.