My Bridge!

Airdrops a M1A1 Armbas and a Challenger 2 ( the 2 best MBT's in the world) abd destroys the Irsraeli Tanks.

To counter goalkeepers, drops some Butterfly bombs.

My Bridge!

The M1A1 runs out of gas , rendering it useless , I shoot the Challengers with Panzerfausts (the New ones :D ) the crazy activity here opens a rift in the world , allowing me to call in the Enterprise!
My Starship bridge Captain!

The Abrahams tank and Challenger 2 might be the best tanks according to statistics, but than again, they never fought each other, or the leopard, or the Merkava. From what I've read on the subject, the Merkava kicks ass. Main advantage, the Merkava has a better chance of fighting on after a direct shot at the hull (from the front) because the engine is mounted in the front. Engine destroyed = stationary defensive turret.
Also, my goalkeepers are anti air/ground defense weapons, so your butterfly bombs (or the planes that carry them) are utterly destroyed before they hit the ground.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goalkeeper_CIWS
(I know that wikipedia is a bad source)

My goalkeepers also down your enterprise

Still my bridge

p.s.:
Also, I'd like to see two evenly sized armies (regulars, no elite/spec ops blabla units) of Israel and the USA slug it out and see who wins, my bet would be on the Israeli's due to more combat experience

The Enterprise has a hull and shield strength of immesurable power , nothing short of a Klingon Armada could stop it , yet the Federation is currently at peace with the Klingons.
My Bridge!

Ill just put everyone of their misery.  ;D

I call a 6 man SOG squad led by Reznov (from WaW and he is also in Black Ops on the SOG side) armed with a M202 "Grim Reaper, MP5 prototypes, AT-4 (bassicly a Panzerfaust on roids), Stingers, CAR-15s, and the ability to camo, steal any vehicle they get within 15 feet of, and use a Mr.T v2.0 Space Rift to destroy any particular thing they want (since he is still in space screaming "I pity the FOOL!!!!" and i don't remmeber anyone killing him).

SOOOO, i use the Space Rift to kill all Star Trek References (not a big Treky anyway, always liked Star Wars more) and the SOG to destroy all the tanks on the ground using their AT-4s and tank stealing.

My Bridge

P.S.- @Tico: While Israel has more combat exp. the Americans have better planes (matter of fact most of Israel's planes are from America, and as Israel itself learned long ago Air Superiority wins a conventional war), they would win in the air, thus win on land. Plus if Israel brings out the SAMs, America brings out the Stealth Bombers and Wild Weseals.

Neos, that's why I said: Armies of equal size and no uber/special/elite units, I count stealthbombers to be such units and I've never heard of Wild Weseals.
Anyway, off topic.

On Topic:
I fly in Armin van Buuren and Ferry Corsten and have them play music to which everyone who is still alive starts partying.

My (rave party) bridge

Commado: Seeme
Arm: pistol


Lets see who wins! Whos that? Me! HAHAHA! Thats why I call me seeme!

Star trek is superior to Star Wars , the shield strength of the Enterprise could withstand even the Death star Superlaser :P

Time to get serious i see. My turn to kick ass:

KCH:Neosdark

Weapons: STG44, Walther P08, a triple barrel Panzerfaust (I love my imagination) and the ability to smack anyone on the battlefield at any place and time.

I sneak up behind Seeme and smack him across the face forcing him to retreat in tears (RUN COWARDS!!!!), then i procede to shoot Armin van Buuren and Ferry Corsten in the faces to shut up that music and then I kill everything on the bridge except my SOG guys.

My (bloody and tear covered bridge)

PS @Akalonor:

Akalonor wrote:
Star trek is superior to Star Wars , the shield strength of the Enterprise could withstand even the Death star Superlaser :P

Hahahahahaha hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ha, oh your serious, Yeah no that ain't happening. The Death Star can destroy anything it feels like destroying. That includes a ship about .000000000005 its size weight and density.

P.S.S @ Tico http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Weasel, I can't spell as you understand.

Now then back to the arguement, even without Stealth Bombers, the U.S.'s standard Air Force Fighter is the F.22 Raptor and that thing is stealthy and beats anything the Israeli's have, so yea...... America (i hate saying this) still wins.

That hurt :'(

I went to the dark side and assault the bridge along with the protoss. Their mothership summoned a black hole to wipe all enemy units. My bridge!! :D

Sorry Seeme, I feel bad so, since im only 1 KCH out of 3 you can join my squad to make ACE KCH squad (that's uber-pwnage right there anyway, aren't KCH hero units already) You have your own triple barrel Panzerfaust and the slap ability, plus your own choice of weapon. C'mon dude, c'mon!!

Anyway, while im waiting for answer from Seeme, My Mr.T v2.0 (which nobody has killed yet since he is in space, why aren't any of you targeting him???) uses his Space Rift to bring me back to the battlefield, and i slap that farkin Mothership and anything that came with it and it hyperspaces its arse back home, leaking fuel from its afterburners.

MY BRIDGE FOOL!!!!

P.S @anyone: somebody please kill my Mr.T v2.0 so i can bring in V3.5 cause he is like Tiger Ace, only one Mr. T version allowed at one time.

El wrote:
i park my landcruiser 1500 in the middle of the bridge...guess what ??? bridge crashes:P

Commando: Mr. Defence
Weapon: Vulcan Minigun (man portable) AT Weapon: an OP Carl Gustav (and yes I do play Bad Company 2) and and a hell of a lot of Knights Cross Holders (each with 20 Triple-Barreled Panzerfausts)  8)  (plus repair torches)




PLUS My men stack up all the dead bodies from the last my bridge conflicts and make a 5 mile high wall. Then I buy the bridge and now i can sue you guys for coming on to it.



                  MY (lawsuit protected) BRIDGE !!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Last edited June 19, 2010 at 7:50 AM by Mr Defence

Volksgren: Newbie.
Armed with: Nuffin.

Newbie farts, clearing the bridge.

My Bridge!

the british get buggered by all our crap
I scare you away with Margaret Thatchers face!!!
Then two good old recon squads build trenches!
My bridge!!

Deploys in

55 Infantry Sections W/ Bren
3 Lieutenants W/ MG42

55 Sappers W/ PIAT
1 Captain W/ MG42

10 Vickers MMG Carriers

10 Sturats

8 Cromwells
1 Cromwell Command Tank

5 Sherman Firefly's

7 Commando's W/ STG44
5 Tet' Tanks

6 Vickers Commandos and Mortar Commando's

5 Churchills
3 Churchill AVRE;s
4 Churchill Croc'

17 M7 Priests.

British Bridge.

Calls in waves of panthers, wirbelwinds and an endless wave of Hummels with help of bergetigers. Hummels pummel anyone/anything on and around the bridge, any remaining infantry and tanks get wiped out by my wirbelwinds and panthers, my bergetigers than repair the bridge, and also repair it when it gets damaged.

My bridge

I sue you all because I OWN the bridge.






              STILL MY BRIDGE FOOLS

PWNS your OWN then
SEIZES the BRIDGE with PANZERGRENDIERS

my BRIDGE

Sure, I'll be a KCH. But I wanna Luger, that's all. And that triple barrel Panzerfaust.

Beware, seeme has teamed up with someone! Now who will stop him?

Find out next post!

About to be my bridge.

Prepares my PanzerGRen's with quad-barreled panzerfaust's just in case.

Still ma' bridge to the troublesome tuo arrive...

airdrops a gazillion goliaths.

No ones (obliterated) bridge

depolys a air filling, fallschrimjager dropping, anti aircraft MG using, 75mm gun firin', elite crew mannin', HE bombs droppin', communit's poppin', gangsta' hoppin' Hs-129.

More inprtently, it drops a new bridge in the old bridges place, then flys above the bridge so noone can enter.

My Gangsta' bridge.

I send Rick Astley to attack the bridge.

your soldiers, pilots etc. =  :o :o :o :o :o( LOL, I rickrolled your bridge!!)

Mr. T leaves cause he is bored, and he pities you for thinking you could control him, fool!

Then I send in 300 spartans to defend the bridge. And they don't care if you sue them cause they are badass.

MY BRIDGE!! anyone want to borrow it?

Rick Astley is needed at youtuibe, he runs off.

Throws a opoor guy next to a siwmming pool, Mr. T Runs off.

Throws a roman 3 miles away, the spartans run off.

captures the bridge with a flag holding PanzerIII


Ma' bridge. Your youtube'd pee'd off dude, freeezing guy in water, and bloodthirsty spartans.

I advance my Panzer VIII Maus destroying your Pz III.

My Bridge.

Why do you all want the bridge so badly?

Comrade Seeme it is time to strike the nubs. I call in the ACE KCH squad comprised of me, Seeme and the new A-Team (i just saw the movie, it was AWESOME), We simply just tell your Maus crew that there is cold frozen Schnapps at Nomad's base and they leave. Then when they get back to base, and get out of the tank we Kinetic Strike them and the crew and tank goes boom (so does Nomad's base ;D )


We take the bridge and set up special triple barreled Panzerfaust turrets that target anything that isn't our squad. Then i also bring in MR.T v3.5 who cannot be destroyed by ANYTHING and is copyright protected so you can't make anymore Mr.Ts (cept me of course 8) ) he still has the Spacial Rift ability so ya........

I PITY THE FOOL WHO TRIES TO TAKE THE BRIDGE. THEIR DEATH WON'T BE PARTICULARLY PLEASANT.

Mine and Seeme's bridge (screw grammer i'm a KCH :P )

After crawling out of the wreckage that was once my base I perform a dark blood ritual to call upon the mighty Bruce Lee armed with a time rift cannon that does not destroy MR.T v3.5 and the special fausts it erases them from time itself so it is as if they had never been born/created making it impossible for MR.T to ever return to reclaim the bridge. At which point my Zombie Grenadiers capture the bridge.

My Bridge.

Undead army :D

Last edited June 20, 2010 at 3:00 AM by nomad52

Before your undead army arrives me and the ACE KCH squad create a bunker that is inpenetrable and slaughter your zombies. Then me and Seeme sneak up behind you and both slap you, and you run home to your mother crying about how you got slapped, and you never wanted to be a soldier and always wanted to be a Broadway Dancer. Then i use the copyright clause to bring in a MR.T v 55.5 ( he is not affected by anything, anything!!! and still has the rift ability) and i use his rift ability to destroy all Bruce Lee references (good bye Brucie!!, just be happy i didn't kill your zombies its cause i like them too ;D )

KCH Bridge.

RUN HOME TO UR MOMMY AND CRY IN SHAME NOMAD. CRY IN SHAME  8)

blackbishop wrote:

Noooo! Precious ! He will see , he will see Precious! ,The fat hobbit , he knows Precious , he suspects usss , we musts kill them Precious , strangle them in their sleeps ....
I promise to be Gollums new master and he strangles everyone , I than kill Gollum and give the Bridge to Morgoth who can't be killed by anything less than the Valar >:)

Morgoth's Bridge!!

Does RickRoll'D
To the bridge!

Seeme finds a kubelwagon and it is now his!

Now not any seeme hes teamed up with neosdark, but he can go to his target 40mph faster now!

I give that goblin guy a fake ring and throw it down a moutain and he falls to his death. And that guy on youtube was no problam because we had Earplugs on!

Still our bridge!

ps: Neosdark can come in my kubelwagon, too.

Newbie. wrote:
Does RickRoll'D
To the bridge!

I already tried that. didn't work, youtube needed him... :'(

Yes, it did.

Morgoth gets peeved that you stole his bridge and banishes you all into oblivion.
Morgoth's Bridge!

hax forum, IP Ban all. claim bridge with 1 unarmed conscript.  Who is in the middle of a NPC Battleground.

My Bridge!

I get in Seeme's Kubelwagen (hot ride dude ;D ) and tell my Mr.T 55.5 to make a rift, thus banishing all Lord of the Rings references and Newbie's hacking skillz into the same hole that i banished Bruce Lee and the Trek convention. Then we quickly secure the bridge and kill your conscript. Then we wring him up on a very large pole for all to see wht happens to anything when they approach the bridge.  The ACE KCH are victorious yet again. Oh yeah did i mention the very, very big defensive field me and Seeme made. Its chock full of robotic triple barrel Panzerschrecks (see we upgraded from the Fausts) mines, booby traps (i said booby :P  ), and ice cold Schnapps for the particularly stupid German and Russian soldiers.

Our Bridge, punks (I PITY THE FOOLS!!!!!, don't you Seeme?)

I yea share I pity, whatever. ::)

I just made our kubelwagon have a radio so now it can play music 8)

But dont Fausts do more damage then schrecks?

And arent we German?

Traitors will be shot from seeme, friend or foe.

After crying about my dreams of becoming a broadway performer I man up and attack the bridge single handedly recapturing it with my time loop gun that does not destroy anything or directly effect anybody but instead imprisons them in a loop of time that is inescapable thereby trapping Mr.T V 55.5 who was moon-walking at the time in a loop making it impossible for him to ever return because the loop is unbreakable and there can never be more than one Mr.t at a time :P. After Mr.t is imprisoned along with all of your defenses I simply walk up and tell you two to get off of my bridge which you do out of shear fear of my awesomeness :D

My Bridge.  8)

Can we keep our kubelwagon with the radio :'(?

Seeme wrote:
Can we keep our kubelwagon with the radio :'(?

Fine. But get off my bridge! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!! :P

I trick nomad and run him over with our kubelwagon with a radio, take the gun, get Mr.T back, and break the gun and the instructions how to make it. And since nomad got hit in the head at 30mph, he lost some memory and dosent know how to make the gun again. Then me and neos rebuild our def, and make new and better tanks then maus and kingtiger.
I will call them "seeme tanks". Now who will stop use!

Our bridge!

Morgoth is a god, he can't be banished by a Human
this makes all previous attempts irrelevant ,
My Bridge Still! :D

Mr. T is a super-god, he can banish who ever he wants. So tough luck Akalonor. But if he won't leave, then me and Seeme sneak up on him and give him the old fashioned bitch slap. and he runs home to Tartarus disgraced to call himself a god. He abandons all life forever and never does anything again (not even move).

So still our bridge FOOL!

I summon Manwë, Varda, Oromë, Mandos, Tulkas and Eönwë to face Morgoth, Mr. T, neosdark and Seeme in an epic battle worthy of a thousand chronicles and songs. Then Eru Ilúvatar and the Aratar banish Morgoth & Co. to the hereafter and allow my fallen Soldaten to pass over the Sea into Valinor.

Meanwhile, Dwarf-wrights, Panzergrenadiers and Pioneers rebuild the bridge in the image of the former glory of far Númenór (complete with descendants of the White Tree that grew in the King's Court at Armenelos), although with a few modern adaptations: flakturms, Pantherturms, Scharnhorst/Gniesenau turms (hehe), an elaborate fortified trench system, and a Starbucks® outlet.

My hybrid Númenórean/Axis bridge!

Last edited June 21, 2010 at 3:43 AM by Werwolf

Its time to come back with a vengence. Since Mr.T is still with us we have him open a rift back into our world and using all the refrences still trapped in there (Star Wars, Star Trek, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, etc.) to take back the bridge. Then i rebanish those who i mentioned back in to the Shadow Realm (gotta love Yu-gi-oh refrences ::) ) and we (me, Seeme, Mr.T v55.5 and the SOG squad plus Seeme's tanks) take back our bridge.

Our bridge.

chooses the 'make retreat' ablity inside the Terror doctrine [i think], drops on the bridge, even Mr.T v55.5 retreats, and to make sure, we deploy the 'Dead Reckonning' From Land of the Dead to fire snickers out.

Claims the bridge with a lone Kubelwagen... With a Panzerfaust x3, MG34 x2, Sniper kar98kx5, etc.... and a missle laucher [HEAT} on the back.

My Bridge!

(This thread has gone crazy and it escapes ALL possible boundries because someone below me is just going to make another irrelevant and random post with stuff that has NOTHING to do with the game, so you can't even relate it remotely :z)


Red Banner Strelky with PPSH-41 chew out the infantry on the bridge while DP-28 cover them, and ingenery fortify the bridge. Partisans wire the bridge be it captured. Then ZIS-2s and Tank Hunters hide behind sandbags while snipers crouch behind trees. Tank traps and countless mines prevent movement of tanks.

MY FORTRESS.