My Bridge!

You have dierrhea so you can't take the bridge for 5 days.
umm if you notice my post was regarding the Shermans , which you used as an example , meaning your tanks sank.

Nein, I said something simlar to that, meaning it floats!

Sets off the A-bombs i had in the McDOnalds, obliivating everything on the bridge, as my Hazmat-panzerJager's claim the bridge!

My bridge!

Good thing my troops were eatting at burger king that day.

They come back to see that there are Hazmet-panzerJager's and they climb in there seeme tanks and there was an epic tank fight.

I lost 1 tank, while you lost all you tanks,

My guys are in a new fiber diet so they dont have dierria anymore.


Half my tanks are floating in the water, half on land. And my 88s look at the skies 24/7

My birdge

I launch 1400 V2's and 1000 V1's at Seemes forces , only 300 V2's hit but 700 V1's hit , killing Seeme and all of his troops. I capture the bridge and huard it with Flak 36's and 2cm quads along with 100 Tigers and 50 KT's
My Bridge!

You warned me in the game we played today, so while you were calling in the v1, my tanks went underwater to be protected.

Sorry mate, you ran out of Pop. Makeing you call only 3 tigers and 1 kt, makeing it an easy target for aircraft.

The island is mine! I redeploy the 88s you killed, and with new upgrades, they aim for V-1s and V-2s.

My bridge!


(Btw, my aircraft land in a heavliy guarded airfield.)

I have 100 pipers play "amazing grace" together. All of your soldiers/pilots/tankdrivers now refuse to fight and have in stead opted to do good deeds.
My (pacifist) bridge.

Cheers

I play seeme's national anthem, now they are more bloodthristy then ever.

The Pied piper (If you know who he really is you wouldn't try to kill him)enchants everyone near the bridge and send them to their doom , and guards the bridge for me .
My Bridge!

I resurect Erwin Rommel from the grave, his zombie scares the piper off. Rommel then commands his undead horde to take the bridge.
My bridge!


Muwahahah!

umm no If you had taken my advice and learned who the Piper was you would know that the Pipers true identity is Odin , who did many extroirdinary things to gain the knowledge of the world , there is nothing he doesn't see with the help of his messengers Huginn and Muninn ( Thought and Memory) there is no way to get past him .
So still my Bridge.

You don't like undead Rommel?

Ragnarok occurs, and the giants and the other beasts fight the gods.The Fenris wolf kills Odin. The world ends and everyone dies. Only a few people survives; A man, a woman and my King-Tigers that occupies the bridge as it rises from the sea.

My Bridge!

Well the king tigers must be empty if theres only 2 people...

As for the world being destoryed... ( Whoa, how is seeme gunna get past this one?).

Akalonor wrote:
I declare that everyone irritates me , so the Nydhoggr eats you all. Since it also signifies the end of the World (Ragnorok) I escape and capture the bridge.
My Bridge!

Ahh remeber you old friend, Nydhoggr? And that finnish flag you had as your avater? Well, since you change your personal text to smurg and now you like some dragon better then finland, finland and Nydhoggr get jealous that and sad that you dont like them anymore. Meaning, they help your emeny, me! As finland builds a spaceship to fit me and Nydhoggr keeps you all away from tryong to get in, and then we exit out of earth getting destoryed. Then, on my world builder,  an rebuild the world. The only thing I didnt put is Toorstain, Akaloner, and Newbie.The, I get some finns to man the emtpy tigers.

Everyone, just give up. You all know you cant beat seeme!



My bridge! And, um, world.

Nobody really likes my Zombified Rommel picture? What a waste of two minutes... >:(

HyperSniper999 wrote:
Nobody really likes my Zombified Rommel picture? What a waste of two minutes... >:(

wel it kind of luks like an alien

Do I HAVE to answer Hypers question ..... no I don't have to :)
It looks funny , but kind of got blown over by everything else.

Seeme wrote:
Well the king tigers must be empty if theres only 2 people...

As for the world being destoryed... ( Whoa, how is seeme gunna get past this one?).

Akalonor wrote:
I declare that everyone irritates me , so the Nydhoggr eats you all. Since it also signifies the end of the World (Ragnorok) I escape and capture the bridge.
My Bridge!

Ahh remeber you old friend, Nydhoggr? And that finnish flag you had as your avater? Well, since you change your personal text to smurg and now you like some dragon better then finland, finland and Nydhoggr get jealous that and sad that you dont like them anymore. Meaning, they help your emeny, me! As finland builds a spaceship to fit me and Nydhoggr keeps you all away from tryong to get in, and then we exit out of earth getting destoryed. Then, on my world builder,  an rebuild the world. The only thing I didnt put is Toorstain, Akaloner, and Newbie.The, I get some finns to man the emtpy tigers.

Everyone, just give up. You all know you cant beat seeme!



My bridge! And, um, world.

Sorry, but nydhoggr got killed during ragnarok :( , and of course did me my KT crew survive, we were inside tanks! >:(

But I give the finns a lot of home-made vodka and they get drunk and depressed so they kill themselves.  :'(

Then I hack your worldbuilder and upload the bridge to the internet so everyone has access to it. I defend it by using cyber-space police and a good security program. ;D

My Bridge!

But you said there was 2 people letf, NOT INCULDING YOU! And I serectly take every bottle, pour it out, and put water in it. Then, I tell the finns that they were just drinking water snd they get happy that they werent really happy, just somehow thought they were unhappy because if you drink volka, you seem to get automacinally unhappy.

And fine, I dont need nydhoggr if I got finnland.

Ill just put his water bowl and leash on the coner to remember him :'(

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My bridge!

My evil bropther, Noobie. Invades the bridge with..




Led by...

Noobie. Right, and Newbie. Left..

Of course you just went on without reading my post...

Do I skip people post? No, as you can see I respone to every post. Ugggggg

Also you forget to say my Bridge, makeing it not your birdge.

Ah, no one wants to stop Newbies simple dogs and squrrials?

They're too cute ;)

I to tired to think of something, ill do it tommrow.

hey seeme get a life!
you are so baffled by this that my recon squad can take the bridge with no resistance
My Bridge!

...I bring in my STEPMOTHER-IN-LAW! She scares the hell out of Pauly3's recon squad, Newbie's critters, Seeme and Undead Rommel... then orders everyone else off the bridge in rapid-fire French!  ;D ;D ;D

My (stepmother-in-law's) Bridge!!!

Step mother , eh?

Gets in hes kubelwagon with a radio, gets his earplugs on, drives 80 mph.

Bonk! She falls in the river and goes away.

My bridge!

lol Seeme, you'll break my poor wife's heart... (am somewhat  grateful though  ;D :P ;))

Nothing stands in the way of the Seeme empire!

Still My Bridge

America sux! [Jk]

Seeme hears this, He faints, and all his Men Retreat!

I then claim the bridge with a Sqaudron of FA-223 "Drache" Helicopters, who drop a sqaudron of Werwolf Kommandos armed with Silenced Sten Machine Guns on the Bridge.

My bridge!

First of all, your new avatar and signature sucks, and am not kidding.

And I didn't have any men, I took yours and you killed your own men.

And am not an American lover, just because I live here doesn't mean I will love it.

But I'll go for it ;)


As I wake up, I see the dumb helicopters and your stupid men. I wake up to the one and stab him on the back, taking the sten I shoot everyone without anyone hearing it.( Your brilliant silencer). I find the supply boxes and find 345.Automatic Triple Super heat seeking stinger missiles and that takes the helicopters down fast 8)

All the dead bodes and helicopters carcases make a roadblock so high that no one can go to the bridge, snipe me, etc.

And all aircraft is useless, with my 345.Automatic Triple Super heat seeking stinger missiles, nothing survives up in the sky!

My bridge!

Seeme was rude to newbie so he is banned from this thread for 10 hours (jk) while he is banned I take the bridge from him and put it on the top shelf where he cant reach.
P.S. intelligent Badger invasion FTW
My bridge

Last edited July 26, 2010 at 5:27 AM by Akalonor

I was banned, but my men wasnt...

your men were left without a leader and got obred so they left..

I just realised I didnt have any men, so yea the bridge is empty. Just dont take my 345.Automatic Triple Super heat seeking stinger missiles. Or my kubelwagon with a radio.

Newbie walks to the bridge, leaving the VW Kubelwagon (With a radio) in place. He then plants the Flag of Libya in the bridge.

He then makes a wall of sterel, surronded my Einstatzgruppen guards, HEAT-SEAKING-JAMMERS, FlaK88 AT Guns, PaK44 AT Guns, FlaK30 AA Guns, U-Boats, a lake, and lots of Crocodiles.

Newbie's Bridge. Rights to buildn stuff selling 5£ A piece.

Last edited July 27, 2010 at 12:01 PM by Newbie.

I urge the undead Rommel back on to the bridge, he dares Newbie to a game of Rock, Pappers, Scissors and calls Panzer and wins. He then captures all of Newbie's stuff and the bridge and calls reinforcements, all of the men he commanded in both World Wars.
Rommel's bridge!

Newbie than sits in the corner of the bridge, Sulking, as the AfrikaKorps can't commit a war crime. HISTOREH SEZ SO. So i sit in the box, sulking.

Still Rommels bridge.

Am I still baned?

I steal a dev account and ban everybody's else, booby trap Seeme's VW Kubelwagon (With a radio) and also wired his super heat seeking missiles, set a defense perimeter with dragon theeth, mines and barbedwire and build an underground nuke shelter. My bridge :D!!!

go to next street, use ecafe, make new account. log in, take over bridge,bomb it, bomb it again, bomb it again, and again, nuke it, the end.

Oblivated bridge.

He had a nuke shealter, Dummy...

Thats why i bombed it first. :)

In a last effort I remove the ban from Seeme ;D, meanwhile at my underground graveyard I'll wait the next moment to strike :P.

Builds a ATS,ATST,ASTE,8000MMH. (Anti-Seeme, Anti-SeemeTank,Anti-Seemeeverything,8000Militmeter Howitzer) To Counter the new treat.

:D

Builds At-AT supported by a battalion of AT ST's to destroy all of Nexbies noobish stuff, than I call in the 501st battalion and 20 stormtrooper platoons along with Tie interceptor airsupport , SPMAT Artillery is also guarding the base bridge , so , My bridge. (also the Sun crusher is in orbit along with SSD Eclipse and SD Manticore , and SD Gorgon )
My star Wars Bridge !

Builds a time accelerator and fast forwards the time about 3 billion years, the sun now dies, turning into a red giant, which vaporises everything present on/around earth.

No ones bridge

1 billion years before that, people made a machine that would stop this, making nothing explode. I was in a ice cube for some reason and survived. Then, realising the the future sucks, get in a time machine and go to where your about to accelerate time, and get a hammer and crush the button and the whole machine before you do anything. Then I explain to you what would happen and you thank me and  you go home.

And for the bridge that I went for all this trouble to get...

I get a poster saying "starwars sucks, startreck rules!"( Not really, I don't like ether of them) And all you men cry and go back to where ever they came from.

Then I get my kubelwagon with a radio and my 345.Automatic Triple Super heat seeking stinger missiles that can now aim at tanks, and now moument I been waiting for:

My wonderful bridge!

Then Rommel's zombie horde strikes. Seeme pee's his pants and runs away screaming like a little girl.
Undead bridge!

I declare the bridge mine and Lock this topic......not really but its still mine because the sun came up and Rommel zombies burned up , my Troops got done watching the Star trek series and thinking its mediocre come back and defend the bridge.
My Bridge