My Bridge!

artillery barrages from the british guns hit you!!
After 3 days of shelling, two recon squads take the bridge!
My Bridge.

as, this happens, i've been reserving ;). Deploying a panther to the 2 recon squads, it barrages them, while at base, i cap the area around the bridge with Stormtroopers. I use this to save up for Vet3 for tanks, deploying the doctrine tiger, to help the panther. the Vet2 MG on the Panter rips the squad up.

I then fortify the bridge with a few VG's, who build up barbed wire, a MG, hidden in a bush outside the bridge, a PaK, also in a bush, with camoflague on, and a NPC PE Luft doctrine build's wirbelwind's and FlaK88's for the bridge's anti-airdefence. the NPC then send's out Fallschrimjager Units to scout for arty.


My bridge!

Can we make new units that arent crazy? Like a kubelwagon?
Or Hitler youth units? (see me avater)

i'd say yes, but aslong as the Kubelwagen doesn't carry a FlaK88, the HY Don't turn into stormtroopers..etc.

The British quit....it sucked bollocks anyways

Didnt canielwizards have bombs on the bridge? WHich blows up your guys?

Not your bridge!

Quits the PanzerElite, and switches to Soviets, deploying 3 Kats, a ML20, 5 mortars, and many arty-spotting officers to the bridge, firing Arty on it. This Destroys any explosives, and then storms the bridge with T34/76 spam.

The explosives were already destoryed and there nothing there but rubble thanks to you >:(

Oh, so no one dares to take the bridge?

I WIN AT TAKEING THE BRIGDE ;D

Uses a sniper ace to shoot and kill seeme while he is parading on the bridge.
My bridge :P

I bring in my Motocycle Ace ( Thanks Seeme :D ) who hunts down your Sniper Ace and kills him. Then he departs, drops me off, and i send the command for my Ingenery to build up a defensive field of Tank traps, MG Bunkers, Arty Emplacements, mines, and ZiS-2 intersperced between them. Then we call for reinforcements in the form of a IS-2 platoon, with 25 IS-2, 10 T-34/85s and 10 KV-1s (which i would love to see as a SU replacement) and i leave the battlefield in a truck filled with the Ingenery and return to Moscow.

My bridge (thanks again Seeme, Rest In Pieces my friend )

I still do OWN the bridge so I sue everyone that has took it from me.





                                Just give up, its MY BRIDGE

AM not dead people! Am lieing on the floor rolling around like in the game! Hurry! Build a medic tent to save me!


And if am going to die, I have some last words for neos-


"Kill Mr-Def, I rigged his will to give to me, which will then go to you."

I build a medic tent, Seeme... but you can't come back until 5 more persons get killed. ;D

A good commander shouldn't walk around on the bridge getting shot. he should hide and control his army from his computer. Or her...

And I hire a super-lawyer who can pwn Mr defence and make it so that everyone can take the bridge. Not that we cared... We have guns, after all.

I send an epic, huge army of tanks, infantry, planes and boats to fight neosdark's army. Everything starts to lagg and neosdark's computer crashes. I take the bridge and build a tunnel-network all around it with MGs and AT guns hidden in underground bunkers.

If anyone even gets close, I call inn an airstrike without harming my soldiers in the tunnels. ;D

Lord Morgoths Balrogs invade the tunnels and kill the radio operator (no more airstriks :D) He than launches an all out invasion on everyone , massacreing you all.
Your all dead so its My Bridge!

Starting Coh Cheatmod, choosing panzerelite, and spam-spawning Wirbelwind Flakpanzers, Panthers, Jagdpanthers, Hetzers, Panzer IVF's, Miortar Halftracks, Fallschrimjager, Hummels and Hs-129 Runs on the bridge, destroying all!

My (COH: CHEATMOD:) Bridge

Ok. Realistic version;

Cuts off all supplys lines to the bridge with PanzerGRens, then lauchs Hs-129's to finnish all.

[My Bridge, again!]

No , your dead and your soul belongs to lord Morgoth ,
Lord Morgoths bridge and Newbie Thrall!

Morgoth got killed by the valars, don't you remember?

And if he keeps attacking the darn bridge, they will beat him up again... and again and again and again... And then kill him...Period.  >:(

And most of my men are still hiding safely in the tunnels, except the radio operators (damn Balrogs!). And they have placed explosives under the ground of the entire bridge and its surroundings.  ;D

There must be 5 people dead by now, Am back!

Thanks for the help Toorstain, but am going back to neosdark.

He has my kubelwagon.

Yeah, Seeme, but remember that you are no longer a super-commando. :(

You respawned as a petty rifleman, and not the one who has a BAR or a radio, just a regular one. Thats war...

:'(  AM gunna have to kill only 6 people to get 3 vet.

Toorstain wrote:
Morgoth got killed by the valars, don't you remember?

No he was cptured and imprisoned , but not killed , I'm suprised at how long it took someone to say that :D

I hit seeme off the bridge with a flail , My Bridge! 

Oh come on! I wasnt even bothering anyone.

V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2 V2

T-minus 10... 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1...


My bridge now!

You ran out of munis on the 3rd one, so not everyone is dead.

Some ones bridge!

Seeme wrote:
You ran out of munis on the 3rd one, so not everyone is dead.

Some ones bridge!

NO! MY BRIDGE!

As toorstain argues with seeme, my KingTiger rolls over him, *SPLAT* Then firing at the leg of the part Seeme's on *SPLAT* Then a squad of the l33t British Killaz, Stormtroopers, da' L33t American killers, StuH42, and the l33t Soviet killaz, Panzer Grenadiers, bunker on the bridge;

Your all mean! Am not even doing anything!

The KT rolls over Seeme's body.

KT COMMANDER: Sssh.

Still ma bridge.

Seeme, you should stop standing on the bridge all alone... ;)

For myself, I am hiding under the KT, planting a bomb, jumping off the bridge with a parachute while everything is blowing up behind me.

Then I climb up and order my men to dig in to the caves again, now with concrete bunkers and more MGs.

sket, to much defences, Plan B time!

Pushes the bridge over with 5 Bergetigers, shateering the defences, then repairing it with PanzerGrens.

My bridge!

(Btw the bridge also landed on seeme. )

Uses 100 hummels to completely and utterly destroy everything on the bridge and the bridge itself. Than I have my engineers dig tunnels underneath the bunkers that Toorstain build, fill them up with explosives and detonate them. Bye bye bunkers.

Than I call in some panzergrens and start building a lot of roadblocks around the entire bridge area, these roadblocks are layered and in between them is barbed wire, than I repair the bridge.

My (inaccessible) bridge.

Cheers

not so incessable, as i doubleteam!

US Player: Drops Paratroops into the bridge

UK: Drops COmmandos into bridge

Wehr: Fires bridge with Nebel' 42's

PE: Fallschrimjager Infil:

Soviet: Partisan Infil:

OMFG DOuBLE TEAM'D.

My bridge, your dead men, my captured defences.

(BTW: PE builds Roof on bridge.

Infil partisans: which building?
nebel 42's: I build roadblocks in the entire surrounding area, your nebels are out of range.
Fallshirmjager infil: again, which building?
us paratroops: need LoS, but ok, perhaps the commando's can give this.
UK commando's: can the glider land on a bridge?

Still my bridge I think (since my panzgrens are carrying a mix of shreks, stg 44, and G43).

Cheers

k. hardvway then.

EDIT FILE - COH: OF [EF}

ADD UNIT - LANDKREUZER P.1000 Ratte

Calls in the Ratte, flantenning your roadblocks as it crawls, The Wehr then send KCH, the Brits Commandos, The US Airborne, and the PE's Fallschrimjager behinde the ratte, with the help of a SOviet ISU-152. This crusshes all the defences, as the KCH claim the VP ontop of the bridgel.

The bridge collapses under the weight of the Ratte before you were able to capture it. Taking everything with it in it's fall. Also, it is so heavy that it falls through the earth and creates a hole through the centre, because of gravity, it keeps going from one side to the other until it melts. This causes instability in the earth's core which causes the earth to explode.

Space's bridge.

Cheers

Deploys Jetpack armed COnscripts with PPSh-41's to capture the bridge in space.

Well, someone's bridge if that wouldn't work.

Newbie. wrote:
Deploys Jetpack armed COnscripts with PPSh-41's to capture the bridge in space.

Well, someone's bridge if that wouldn't work.

So you use these? >:(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Space_Forces

Well, well. Then I guess I will have to send space nazi's after your conscripts:
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/new-concept-art-and-trailer-for-nazi-space-epic-iron-sky.php

Kills the Iron sky guys with.. [ftp=ftp://http://www.tinmantintoys.com/images/RandS/blue%20space%20trooper.JPG]http://www.tinmantintoys.com/images/RandS/blue%20space%20trooper.JPG[/ftp]

Sorry for the long absents gents, I went to Canada and got drunk on maple syrup.

Being drunk allows me to screw all the rules (i have Red Hair!!!!!) and call in a super Nuke that allows me to destroy everything!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA, then i recreate the world and rebuild the bridge.

Then i bring Comrade Seeme back to life (sorry i wasn't here) with my Cloning machine (i found one of his hairs on my coat) and i rebuild our Kubelwagen. We secure the bridge with our Army of KCH and T34/85 (r)'s and then bring in an army of ACE Snipers to cover the bridge, and a brigade of camoed Pak 36's (thanks to the Eastern front Devs for this wonderful Reward unit that i believe i saw on today's Broadcast)


The Uber-guarded bridge that belongs to Seeme and me.

well...

V2 strikes the bridges leg, it falls over, crushing everything on the bridge, and half the snipers.

I then deploy Halftracks to Smash the ACE's.

Then, stealing the kubelwagon, mounting on my wall, and Deploying 5 SQD's of Stormtroopers to the bridge.

U can't steal the Kubel when me and Seeme are in it. We lie in the back of our Kubel until u think ur safe, then me and Seeme pop out and slap you, and u retreat (Without our KUBEL!!!) leaving a twin trail of tears and pee.

Then we rally the our Ace Snipers ( u forgot the Camoed Pak 36s :) ) and KCH squads that are in reserve and retake the bridge (capturing your Stormtroopers in the process). Then we build a line of defense consisting of Stromtroopers bodies (Human Shields FTW) and Bunkers with MGs and PAK 40s stationed in between them.

Our Bridge

In Ostheer, Schewerer Gustav shoot YOU!

Noones bridge.

First things first neos, its a call a kubelwagon with a radio!

Thanks for leaveing, buddy! I got shoot, ran over, fell on,  and lots of more. You could at least took the bus instead of takeing MY kubelwagon to Canada! ( Btw, you have to clean up the mess you made in it).

But considering how fun it is to slap people with you, and you bring me back to life, and now that I can stand safely on the bridge for once, all is forgiven!


And Newbie, who the heck is Noones?

mine, because i now claim it with a not just any conscript...

But a M & S Conscript with a PPSh-41

i then use the PPSh-41's Sales powers to noscope seeme's engine & wheel of his kubelwagon with a radio, disabling it with neo + him, while the realise they left their Engineer at Russia, the Bridge, and their ontop of a No-Parking - Fine $500 Area.

Darn, I only have 700. :'(

They then pay for the fine, leaving with 200$ from seeme & 300$ from Neo.

SIGN: MECHANIC - 1,000$ PER REPAIR. [1,200$ For Kubelwagons] [1,500 for Kubelwagons with Any Accessories] [Extra 5$ if your American Jokes] :D

By my reckoning, Newbie is still the owner of the bridge...
*walks up to newbie and takes out a bag of gold, buying the bridge from him*

My bridge

I initiate a hostile corporate takeover (without using junk bonds, mind you) and redistribute all of Tico's assets, including the bridge. Panzergrenadiers, a few panzer divisions, and 88mm AT/AA batteries now repopulate the bridge, since it is now owned by the Reich. Again.

Axis Bridge.

1,500+5=1505.

Job income: 0-1505=0 letf.
Goverment tax: 5%=75.05+1505=1580.5

Income for year= 0
 
Due by-the next post.

According to my bills, am alittle short right now.

Ok.. We'll have to agree-to-disagree here... Now... Comrade Stalin takes East Bridge.. Comrade Werwolf take west?

Calls a group of 50 T34/85s, 1 IL2 Squdron, 1x ML20 Battalion, the 5th GDS TK Army, and 30 Conscript squads at the area, and of course...

NKVD OFFIZIER.

Still your bridge.

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Post Merge: [time]1278411983[/time]

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EDIT: No Neogation.., Hmm...

Switch to: Ostheer

DOCTRINE: Army l337 unitz.

Use: H.B.

Hanebua II Battlegroup

Calls in 3 Hanebua II UFO's to bombard a area, then using 5x HE-111 Bombers to air-drop PanzerII's and STG44 armed 'Waffen-VolksPanzergrenfallschrimjagerbusterstormtrooperKnightscrossholderofficerluftwaffefieldtruppenassaultifantry' Infantry, destroying Wehr's army, as the OH forms a alliance with the Soviet-Army i left earlier, claiming the bridge in a Joint Red-Fascist Pact.

RED-FASO PACT BRIDGE.

Last edited July 6, 2010 at 6:27 PM by Newbie.