My Bridge!

This game Is a variation of "My Hill" modified to suit Coh,
Simply state the bridges status and what you use to take it ,  like so

[tt]I storm the bridge with Grenadiers[/tt]
My Bridge!  :P

  ;)  Anything goes, the Bridge can be suspended over a void, sealed into an indestructable container etc.
All it needs is a group of in-game Soldiers .
have fun.

(Note to Moderators: This is off topic so I don't think its violating anything, let me know if it is though )

Akalonor wrote:
This game Is a variation of "My Hill" modified to suit Coh,
Simply state the bridges status and what you use to take it ,  like so

[tt]I storm the bridge with Grenadiers[/tt]
My Bridge!  :P

  ;)  Anything goes, the Bridge can be suspended over a void, sealed into an indestructable container etc.
All it needs is a group of in-game Soldiers .
have fun.

(Note to Moderators: This is off topic so I don't think its violating anything, let me know if it is though )

Ok, I storm the Bridge with hell lot of conscripts. Not my Bridge! Lost some Thousands. Whatever . . . storm Bridge with another thousand conscripts  ;D

I sneak behind defending grenadiers with my Major equipped with PPS. He takes them all out. My bridge!

I raid the bridge with Ostheer. My Bridge...

Oh, what's that Chuck Norris? You want to come play on my bridge?...


BANG!!


My bridge, in the middle of the street, my bridge....

..Oh, someone clean up that body, Cleveland Show is on.

I send a V1 Rocket from the Wehrmacht's Terror Doctrine to destroy the bridge and kill Dragon, and anybody else on the bridge.

I then send in 3 Vet 3 Flame Pioneers to repair the bridge in literally 50 seconds.

They then set up MG bunkers all over the bridge and no infantry could IMAGINE to cross it.

My (Repaired) Bridge

I Destroy the Bridge with Air Strikes and reconstruct an identical replica which I garrison with 13 Panther tanks.  My Replicated bridge!

(Wtf Wehrmacht VS Wehrmacht? XD)

A random soviet player thinks it's funny to call an IL-2 on top of your tanks, destroying them all.

I then proceed to use a stolen pair of Flak 88s to shoot down the Red Planes.

Then I target remaining Panthers and wipe them all out, and then lay mines EVERYWHERE Around the bridge, along with nasty goliaths waiting ON the bridge.

MY BRIDGE >: )

I find Nazi secret weapon - teleporter, use it to teleport bridge (without goliaths, they fall into water) somwhere into Australia and send Kangaroo 3lvl vet squad to defend it with AT bumerangs (stats 7 vs vehs, 6 vs tanks) and sniper bumerangs (10 vs inf).

My bridge :D

*Chernobyl Happens*

NO ONES BRIDGE.

XD

Hey, not fair xD

This will make it fair:

A special Paradrop Engineer unit drops in after the HQ is destroyed and repairs the bridge before they die. Leaving no one to claim it...Except me.


My nuclear infected bridge!

I'm reviving Chuck Norris and sending him to take the bidge. Chuck don't get infected by radiation. Radiaton get's infected by Chuck.

My Chuck'd Norris'd bridge :D

I send Sieneke with her "shalalie shalala" and she dies after that I Artillery your asses off with 25 pounders :P
I than send golem to take it.

My precious (bridge)

I open World Builder, load world.sgb and remove bridge, then add pile of wood, some nails and hammers.

Build bridge yourself :P

Opens up world builder and deletes that pile of crap Poldek left behind.
Places a new bridge and surrounds in in a mile high wall of MG nests.
Makes new group called 'eg_invincible'
Codes in Notepad

import("ScarUtil.scar")
function OnInit()

Invulnerable()

end

Scar_AddInit(OnInit)


function Invulnerable()
EGroup_SetInvulnerable(eg_invincible, true)
end

Stands on new indestructible Super-bridge and laughs manically... MY BRIDGE!

I open world builder and delete your previously thought invulnerable Bridge, than I place it on Charon and call-in an army of Tiger Aces . My Bridge!

I downgrade everyone's CoH to 1.0, call in 3 Calliopes and 3 Uber Pershings, rush&take the bringe.

My unpatched bridge! :D

"sealed into an indestructable container"
lol you have been watching the news to much about that oil spill XD

it was an oil leak actually . anyway,  I call-in an army of vet 3 Sturmtoopers with Pansershrecks to obliterate all of your tanks and hold it against any units , My Bridge!

I tell Neo to go on the bridge, he stops all the bullets and rockets, then my rifleman take out suprised and confused stormtroops. Ten minutes later my men dig hundreds meters of trenches, set hundreds meters of sandbags, place few M1 57mm AT guns, bring captured 88mm gun, deploy few mortars and dispense some M9 Bazookas. Time for "Saving Pvt. Ryan" style battle!

I go Cold War on your ass.

Russia launches 12,000+ nuclear warheads at Bridge.
Bridge fires 9,600+ nuclear warhead retaliation strike.
Chinese and North Koreans decide to fire combined strike of 250+ nukes cos they can.
Britain cries at having less nukes than French.
French say they're going to launch nukes - world rofls, Chuck Norris slaps France, world rofls once more.



My (miniature model) Bridge (built out of ice lolly sticks on board Typhoon submarine under ice caps).

I get worldbuildier and out chages all overe the brige and blow it up when your all there.

Whatever is letf, its mine.

I capture bridge with my medic spam. Medic spam FTW!

My pile of dust and stones!

hmmm... I call-in entire Space Wolves Chapter to land and capture the bridge in the name of Emperor and for Emperor ( and me, of course). Noone can withstand the fury of the blades of the Space Marines! Meet the Chapter's Fury!

My ( imperial) bridge!

I throw a cat in space and the dogs follow and die and I take it.

My big pile of rubbele!

I call the Predator Armada to support my consript spam and hold the bridge.
My Ruble pile!

I simply thow a nuke greande into people defending bridge.

My nuked bridge!

I awake all the previous dead soldiers as zombies and take the bridge 8).

I open worldbuilder and delete the map and put MGs and 88mms on a shore that i place near the bridge then i put a road with 25 king tigers and the Bismarck in water near the bridge.


My Bridge!!!!!!!

I Haxzor everyone's account and un-install everyone's COH, and I render Steam useless, and then destroy all records of working registration keys.

My missing file!

I hire 100 IT support men, order them to install CoH, then patch it and install EF (and also patch it :P) on every PC on the planet, after that I run WB, create map with river and bridge, then save it but I lose electricity while saving and map f*ck up.

$18010666 No Range!

The error creates a virus destroying all files.

Your Error-Blue Screen!

okay, Your error blue screens , but My Bridge!

There's no bridge 8).

I am so confused right now...

The bridge is a LIE!

My Metaphoric Bridge than!

Alright, this is WAY too crazy xD let's start again, shall we? :P

I rush the bridge with my... 1 conscript. Thank's God no-one is around. My bridge!

A mortar shell lands, scaring the shice out of the conscript squad, causing them to rush helplessly into a MG42.

Volksgrenadiers then put wire on the ends of the bridge and lock down with the MG.

My Bridge!

I attack your Volks and MG with PE Panther battle group.

My Bridge!

(Dude WAY Op XD)

Hidden PaKs in sandbag and tree cover reveal themselves from hidden camo, and tear apart the Panther Groupens.

Any infantry nearby gets picked off with 2 Vet 3 Snipers, whom already have 84 kills each. (And 2 Tank Kills. Snipers FTW)

My Over-Defended bridge!

(Wth is so important about the bridge anyway?)

Cranialwizard wrote:
(Dude WAY Op XD)

Hidden PaKs in sandbag and tree cover reveal themselves from hidden camo, and tear apart the Panther Groupens.

Any infantry nearby gets picked off with 2 Vet 3 Snipers, whom already have 84 kills each. (And 2 Tank Kills. Snipers FTW)

My Over-Defended bridge!

(Wth is so important about the bridge anyway?)

The bridge is the only one across the Rhine in WW3 (which happens to take place in Europe with 1940s equipment.) 

As for my attack I use the Fallschirmjager infiltration in several spots, hack the EF mod, add para-dropped Fallschirmjagers and King Tigers ( maybe and elephant tank too), and rename the Panzer Elite the 1st Fallschirmjager Division and I use the new (and hacked) in Luftwaffe Engineers to construct a airstrip and bomb your bridge out (without destroying) use the new Fallschirmjager Raid Doctrine to add MG42s and upgrade the Air-dropped Panzer 3 to a to Panzer 3 late-War model (75mm gun) and kill all your men with spammed Luftwaffe Snipers and take the bridge with Fallschirmjager spam.


                        My (new Factioned) Bridge

Last edited June 2, 2010 at 1:38 AM by Mr Defence

I call-in 10 airstrikes in column form matched with 5 V1's to bombard the bridge, then I move a Vet 3 KT with 5 MG 42 Grenadier squads.
My Bridge!

I send dr. Hax (from GMod idiot box :D) on your KT (KT doesn't gain vet you hacker :P), he throws a monitor at KT and takes him out. Sniper ace takes all graens out in half a minute, but I frogot to produce any unit to capture the bridge :D

No-one bridge!

QuoteBritain cries at having less nukes than French.
French say they're going to launch nukes - world rofls, Chuck Norris slaps France, world rofls once more.

:(

I send a sheep to take the bridge, but he was eaten by a wolf (crap :(  ) I decided to rape all wolves and I take the bridge

My bridge !

I then close this server, taking the bridge with me to Counter-Strike:Source, making it guarded by bunnyhopping Terroist's.

My (Noobish) Bridge.

i kick the n00b terrors ( iam admin) and simply dig in with two tommy recon squads

I drop propaganda on defending units, they scare and run. I send Tiger Ace on the bridge to take it.

My Ace Bridge!

Akalonor wrote:
I call-in 10 airstrikes in column form matched with 5 V1's to bombard the bridge, then I move a Vet 3 KT with 5 MG 42 Grenadier squads.
My Bridge!

Well that's not fair! >:( My Airstrip could launch Bf 109s and shoot the bombers and V1s out of the sky. :) AND my Fallschirmjager squads could kill your Grenadiers in seconds (Fallschirmjagers with MG42s, Panzer 3 , and fighter bomber support > Grenadiers  King Tiger < 30 fighter bombers (Bf 109s and Fw 190s armed with 30mm cannons and bombs)

Last edited June 2, 2010 at 8:38 PM by Mr Defence

Hack's EF and creates a new unit called P.1500 Monster, making them cost 0 MP and 10 MUNI. I then create 70 of these, spamming this bridge with 800mm shells.

My Bridge.