My Bridge!

Too bad my zombies can exist in daylight!
Still undead bridge!

From my Indoscelent Starship the size of Pluto, Heinrich III, Me & Von Paulus plan our new attack, as 5,000 Volksgrenadier Shocktroops with StG44 Wait deployment from their Shock-Pods , Each Pod carrys 5 VG's, and 1 Officer, and Gunships armed with 3x 30mm Cannon, Carrying a Airborne Panzer V 'Panther'

The "super-Volks" realize that my Germans and your Germans are on the same team, so they turn on your starship and blow it up like this:
death star explodes
Our bridge!

If i Remenber correctly, the Death Star had Death Star II? :)

Brings in Heinrich IV, Armed with 10,000 Tommy's with Brens, in Shockpops, and Flying Churchill tanks, ready to strike.

T-Minus 10 Posts till Ultimate invasion begins.

Remember what happen last time someone got flying tanks?

(Toorstain)

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Seeme wrote:
There were floating tanks in ww2!(shermans on D-Day) And the machine guns were on the tanks shooting at the water killing the sharks.

Plus IS-2s only point forward so it cant hit my tanks, for if it dose it will fall and die, makeing it a eary taget for 88s.

My bridge!

: )

Last edited July 29, 2010 at 10:57 PM by Seeme

A Heavy come walking up the bridge starts killing the crap out of everything while yelling "Why do they send baabies to fight me".











THEN A spy comes to your bases and puts sappers on every building.



                      My (There is a spy sappin' my base) Bridge

Too bad my zombies have no base. ;)

Still my bridge.

Whats a heavy?

And if hes a man, he gets ran over with a flying kubelwagon with a radio( well, more like crrashed off a cliff).

The Heavy cannot stand for this!

He'd eat his Sandvich. And the Spy would sabotargue it, while the Medic übercharges it.

TeamFortress 2 ftw.

Still Rommels bridge.

Stuiped heavy...

I clami the bridge as mine when no ones looking and guard it with Plastic Army Men , Go Sarge !

just plain surronds the bridge with Plastic balls, behinde them Leshy the Woodlark. I then place a few Lycanthrope behinde it, and a horde of Kraken in the sea. :)

SURRENDA NOAW.

...Arrives fresh and tanned from a much-needed vacation with my wife  ;), sees Newbie's recent additions to the bridge and promptly calls in a special unit:

PAUL THE OCTOPUS!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Paul declares my new ownership of the bridge, and Newbie is escorted away by Waffen-Grenadiers and the new 1.21 Beta Jagdtiger. The assorted creatures that Newbie left behind are now part of my macabre petting-zoo-cum-military-garrison. As for the heavy, he was fed to the Lycans. 8)

My bridge. My zoo.  My ultra heat-seeking missiles. My sharks. My zombies. My shiny new multi-functional Kübelwagen (with radio).  ;)

<plays with plastic balls and plastic army men>

Last edited August 8, 2010 at 12:59 AM by Werwolf

lol... that was good Werwolf ;D!!!

My new forum membergroup icons!!

Dragon93 wrote:
My new forum membergroup icons!!

:o!!! That's Impossible :o!!! Dragon took the bridge with his gang of new membergroup icons :P!!! Looks cool ;D!!!

I get 20 more heavys to charge the bridge and mow down the zombies while cloaked spies start backstabing them and then 2 engineers set up a minibase.




              My Bridge 

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Seeme wrote:
Whats a heavy?

And if hes a man, he gets ran over with a flying kubelwagon with a radio( well, more like crrashed off a cliff).

http://www.teamfortress.com/heavy.htm

...Unfortunately, Mr Defence and his defenses forgot about Paul the Octopus, the bestiary/zoo full of Newbie's ex-creatures, and bypassed the garrison full of my troops and panzers (including the now-1.22 Beta Jagdtiger!).  ;)

Hence,

Mr Defence gets carded out by the displeased cephalopod, and his troops and defenses are neutralized. The Lycans and sharks sure love 'em heavies.  ;D ;D ;D 

NNOOOOO!!!!!!!







Plan B: somehow get out of this "Paul" I get out my portal gun and and shoot one of the portals in front of the octopus shoot the other into the lake near by, and swing whatever octopuses eat in front of portal No 1. and Paul jumps for the bait. Paul somehow cannot swim so he drowns (poor Paul *sob lololol NOT) Now for the jagdtiger I get a bunch of Soldiers with the Direct Hit to blow it up, now for your troops, my heavys which have been eaten I, got new sandviches and medics to support them charge once more killing the garrison full of troops, the panzers are blown up by soldiers, and the zoo is, well I teleported that to a nuke testing site and well, BBOOOMM, no more zoo.






                    (The Cake is a Lie!)

Mr wrote:
NNOOOOO!!!!!!!









Plan B: somehow get out of this "Paul" I get out my portal gun and and shoot one of the portals in front of the octopus shoot the other into the lake near by, and swing whatever octopuses eat in front of portal No 1. and Paul jumps for the bait. Paul somehow cannot swim so he drowns (poor Paul *sob lololol NOT) Now for the jagdtiger I get a bunch of Soldiers with the Direct Hit to blow it up, now for your troops, my heavys which have been eaten I, got new sandviches and medics to support them charge once more killing the garrison full of troops, the panzers are blown up by soldiers, and the zoo is, well I teleported that to a nuke testing site and well, BBOOOMM, no more zoo.






                    (The Cake is a Lie!)

Zaps Mr. Defence away with the Blue Gravity gun, I take the bridge with a Freeman Army armed with SMG1's.

My bridge.

Neos is back from Summer Vacation!!!!!!! its time to blow up me some bridges.

I send in my well-rested forces comprising of 15 Divisions of Shock Guards (about 35,000 men), 2 Tank armies each comprised of 100 T-44s, and 250 T-34/85s, 30 IS-2s, and 500 Katuyshas. We eliminate anything on the bridge (ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!) and secure the place with bushes filled with Dynamite and Semtex. We also place some Arty in the background so u won't know what will hit you. And then we leave to go to the Bar (WE NEED OUR VODKA OR SOVIETS BECOME LIKE BENDER WITHOUT LIQUOR)

@Mr.Defence The Cakes a Lie ? Does somebody watch The Yu-gi-oh Abridged Series????

MY bridge FOOLS. Oh Seeme, where is the Kubel?

neosdark wrote:
Neos is back from Summer Vacation!!!!!!! its time to blow up me some bridges.

I send in my well-rested forces comprising of 15 Divisions of Shock Guards (about 35,000 men), 2 Tank armies each comprised of 100 T-44s, and 250 T-34/85s, 30 IS-2s, and 500 Katuyshas. We eliminate anything on the bridge (ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!) and secure the place with bushes filled with Dynamite and Semtex. We also place some Arty in the background so u won't know what will hit you. And then we leave to go to the Bar (WE NEED OUR VODKA OR SOVIETS BECOME LIKE BENDER WITHOUT LIQUOR)

@Mr.Defence The Cakes a Lie ? Does somebody watch The Yu-gi-oh Abridged Series????

MY bridge FOOLS. Oh Seeme, where is the Kubel?

I still have it, I used it to escape from Mr. Defence's portal gun, along with the ultra heat-seeking missiles and a few Seeme tanks... ;D <builds up army>

Seeme cant access the site so he cant save you. "The Cake is a lie" is from Portal. Anyway I find a nice little hill and claim it as my own ....My Hill!

I drop Arty on your hill Akalonor and instantly wipe out what ever u were doing on that hill (i am paranoid :P ), and launch a preemptive strike on Werwolf's forces with my Spetznaz troops (armed with RPG-27s, AK-103s, AEK-971s, AN94s, and anything else they want) and Special Ops Tank Battalion (T-90s and BTRs), and disable the heat seeking Missles and the tanks. In the insanity i steal back my Kubel, and bring it home to make some modifications.

Still my bridge (for some strange raisin.......)

Then Sends in the 17th SS Panzergrenadier Division, the 1st SS Leibstraden, the 2nd SS Das Reich, the 3rd SS Tokenpoft, the 5th SS Wiking, the 12th SS Hitlerjugend, The Panzer-Lehr Division, the 1st Panzer-Division, the GroBsdeutschland Division, the 306th Volksgrenadier Division, The 4th Luftwaffe Field DIvision, the 16th Luftwaffe Field Division, and the 106th Kriegsmarine Field Division, Around 300,000 Men, armed with FG42s, MP44s, MP40s, G41s, Panzershreks, Flammenwerfer 35sm MG42s, Shotguns, and Panzers (Obv) To Reclaim the bridge. Although they suffer 299,999 Casultys to the high-tec Spec Ops And Spetznaz, they take the bridge.

My bridge!

I send in my half drunk armada of 15 Divisions of Shock Guards (about 35,000 men), 2 Tank armies each comprised of 100 T-44s, and 250 T-34/85s, 30 IS-2s, and 500 Katuyshas.

They easily defeat whatever forces (1 person?) were left from your Army and we secure the place with MG bunkers and one mine. Then its back to the booze hall for more drunk partying.

My bottle covered bridge.....

Plan B:

the 3 Elite Sniper Squads who i teleported into the lake under the bridge (That i teleported aswell* Appear, each armed with a Scoped AEK-971, Picking off the MG gunners, and the mine, Before then planting TNT on the booze hall, leaving 2 Survivors (Both Officers to make it fair), then capturing the bridge, each in cover with Bipod'd AEK's with a ZF4 scope on them, Watching out for the next attack..

My Corpse covered bridge..

neosdark wrote:
We eliminate anything on the bridge (ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!) and secure the place with bushes filled with Dynamite and Semtex.

Remember that?? I sure do..... We blow up the bushes and kill the Sniper Squads. Then we quickly use my tricked out Kubel to locally reverse time and prevent the explosives you planted from detonating. My Booze Hall lives!!!!!!! and so do all the soldiers in it. We retreat to an unspecified location and send one Guard Squad to secure the Bridge.

Then we reform the Spetznaz squads in a second Booze Hall (location unknown) and equip it with AK-200s, AN-94s w/GP30s, T100 Ogres (as seen in Endwar), AEK 971s, BTRs, etc. 

My bridge........

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Did i finally kill everyone? YAY all your bridges are belong to me  ;D But seriously were is everyone.

Last edited August 12, 2010 at 3:07 AM by neosdark

Newbie. wrote:

the 3 Elite Sniper Squads who i teleported into the lake under the bridge (That i teleported aswell)

Remenber that bit? LAKE ;D

Well still, they went onto the bridge, so they blow up.

Plan C. Coming soon.

Seeme!!! where are you?? :-\

blackbishop wrote:
Seeme!!! where are you?? :-\

Seriously, were is Seeme i want to say hallo to my comrade

topic.. must not.. die..

MUhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.

Seeme has returned from somewhere he was trap{the internet} and will now go back with hes friend, neos.

Ok what really happen was that when the site went down that day it was still down for me meaning I wouldnt connect to it also so no Seeme. Whats worst is that didn't get me able to play the game cause I cant connect to the website. Once then I was forced to play world of tanks but nvm, Newbie is about to die...

Ill think later, got things to do...

"That is not dead which can eternal lie.

And with strange aeons even death may die."

While everyone is preoccupied, I grab a Necronomicon and chant "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" to summon Cthulhu!

Cthulhu and his hellish spawn obliterate all troops, traps, and equipment on the bridge---Neosdark's few remaining Spetsnaz troops in the beer-hall are driven mad by fear and start slaughtering each other. Soon all that remains are lots blood and gristle being picked apart by eternally-damned souls.  8)

"Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom."

My hell-bridge!

Last edited August 14, 2010 at 2:29 PM by Werwolf

Wouldn't that kill you too?

Been ignoring this thread for awhile, but my zombies are probalbly somewhere, but for now...

From the distance there is the sound of music, and a marching band approaches, crossing the bridge playing the Petersburger March.
Petersburger marsch

Marching Band bridge!

HyperSniper999 wrote:
Been ignoring this thread for awhile, but my zombies are probalbly somewhere, but for now...

From the distance there is the sound of music, and a marching band approaches, crossing the bridge playing the Petersburger March.
Petersburger marsch

Marching Band bridge!

Cthulhu eats the marching band.  :P And I have the Necronomicon, so those things won't even bug me. hehe

Still my bridge.  ;D

Last edited August 15, 2010 at 12:21 AM by Werwolf

I thought we were friends.  :'(

A cthulu doesn't exist and so my mind erases its existence.

Logical bridge!

You ate it? Darn, I was going to hire them for my victory day :'(

Mark my words, one day I will get this darn bridge. Even if it takes my whole lifetime, it will be done! Go ahead, laugh, but who will be laughing when am standing on top of the war torn bridge carrying my Seeme banner. Oh, and neos can do something too.

And here is the Seeme banner( don't expect anything special, I did this is 5 minutes)

Werwolf used to be my ally, now that he's betrayed me, want to establish a treaty with me Seeme?

Come on, let us shake and be comrades together against the German Werewolf.

Why do my pictures never work?
Edit: Fixed.

Last edited August 15, 2010 at 1:59 AM by HyperSniper999

Sure, the empire of seeme will live out. No I have undead Rommel in my hands  :)

BUT you can only be out of our KCH squad with me and Neos IF you can get out kubelwagon with a radio back.

I need to know where it went, first.

Seeme, it's not fair, on average, you've got 5 years more to live than most of us I think...
*pumps smoke from the Moscow area into Seeme's lungs for 4 days*
... There, that should even the odds a bit ;)

Speaking of which:
moves the Moscow forest fires to the bridge area, anyone on the bridge dies from air pollution.
My smog infested bridge (btw, I'm wearing a gas mask ;) )
Cheers

HyperSniper999 wrote:
I thought we were friends.  :'(

A cthulu doesn't exist and so my mind erases its existence.

Logical bridge!

LOL... Sorry bout that mate.  :P Seems like Cthulhu (R.I.P.?) ate everything in sight, including my poor panzer division. 

As far as I can tell, Neos still has the Kübel btw.....

Last edited August 15, 2010 at 11:24 AM by Werwolf

NEOOOOOO!!!!
Give me back my kubelwagon or we'll shoot!

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Am waiting...

Last edited August 15, 2010 at 10:56 PM by Seeme

Am Still waiting!!!!!

I take a walk down the street and find your Kubelwagon with it's radio in a ditch, I hire a tow truck guy to get it out then drive it back to Seeme.

Seeme's Kubelwagon with Radio.

Neo needs to learn how to drive that thing...

I drive into the bridge and me just being there makes it Un- logical so everything is back to normal, then I force Neos and Hypersniper999 to put up a def while I sit in my bunker where Undead Rommel is guarding it.

About to be Seeme's empire bridge.

This was a mutual alliance, I will not work unless you do too.

At Grandma's. Sipping tea and knitting Carpet of Doom.  8)