My Bridge!

Newbie. wrote:

Seeme wrote:
I Walk on the bridge becuase I dot think anyone toke it yet, so...

My bridge!

Newbie. wrote:
Depoly's 5 Vet 3 FlamePio's to the bridge, melting the ice as the bridge falls under with Werwolf's forces. I then use 3 ScubaGrendiers [:L] To take the bridge back to Poland.

My Bridge!

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HyperSniper999 wrote:
I step onto the bridge wearing cowboy gard, I pull out a Colt Peacemaker and have a stare down with Seeme, he's too slow on the draw, I shoot and kill him. I then tear apart my cowboy outfit and put on my Rommel outfit and call in reinforcements. I then order my men to defend the bridge like it was Tobruk, Tripoli, Tunis and Omaha Beach combined.

The bridge is mine.

Drops a platoon of airborne on the bridge.


" When You made your bridge, you forgot to put a roof on it. "

My bridge, My POW's!

I pull out a magic box that reverses reality, now you're all my POW's. I thin set out to put a roof on the bridge with AA guns covering it, rebuild all fortifications. I have retaken the bridge.

My bridge, my POW's.

I reinforce HyperSniper999's defenses with Stormtroops, Pantherturms and Gebirgsjäger batallions from the Alpine Redoubt. The POWs are sent to a nearby heavily-guarded labor camp manufacturing Twinkies.

Our bridge.  :P

forms a alliance with the UK and USA and storms the bridge with

Riflemen
Rangers
Airborne
Conscripts
Infantry Sections
Commando's
M4 Shermans
Churchills
T34/76
IS2
KV2
Kats
M7 Priest
ML20
IL-2
Cromwell
Captain
Lieutenant
Engineer
Sapper
Tret Tank
PIAT Commando
Vickers Commando
Mortar Commando
Jeep
M8 Greyhound
M3 Halftrack
M10 Wolverine
M26 Pershing
T34 Caniloie
M3 Light Tank
Bren Carrier
Vickers MMG Carrier
Cromwell Command Tank
Churchill AVRE
Sherman Firefly
Churchill Crocodile
Sherman Crocodile
T70
T90
T34/85
SU-85
SU-100
ISU-152
Partisans
Strelky
Guards
Command Sqd.
Ingenery
Tank Hunters
ZIS2
Mortars
Sharpshooter Team
Snipers
Sniper Ace
Lend-Lease Sherman 76
Mechanics
ISU-122


Beat that.

Allied Powers Bridge!

Sorry mate, you're out of pop cap. I give 20 snipers offensive moveonto the bridge, while 3 88's have tanks on the bridge in range. One-by-one, i pock off your units, and you can't deploy them again. Then Officer captures the bridge.

My brdge!

PoldekPL wrote:
Sorry mate, you're out of pop cap. I give 20 snipers offensive moveonto the bridge, while 3 88's have tanks on the bridge in range. One-by-one, i pock off your units, and you can't deploy them again. Then Officer captures the bridge.

My brdge!

You spelled it wrong, so you have to leave the bridge. Since no one is on one the bridge... oh wait! Am I dead? Oh dear! How am I talking! Mabey am Alive! But I dont see anything! Oh no! Am I blind! Am freaking out! AHHHH! AHHH!


Well since seeme is freaking out, no one has the bridge.
So free bridge!

I nonchalantly step onto the bridge and plant a Nazi flag.

German bridge!

Waiting for the inevitable Red horde.

If I remember correctly, I think Seeme's still in the POW camp  :P

Camp Guard:  "Dr. Mengele, we have a situation here....patient Seeme is out of control. Shall I request for 'Barney Und Freunde' therapy?"  ;D ;D ;D

Last edited June 12, 2010 at 4:29 PM by Werwolf

HyperSniper999 wrote:
I step onto the bridge wearing cowboy gard, I pull out a Colt Peacemaker and have a stare down with Seeme, he's too slow on the draw, I shoot and kill him. I then tear apart my cowboy outfit and put on my Rommel outfit and call in reinforcements. I then order my men to defend the bridge like it was Tobruk, Tripoli, Tunis and Omaha Beach combined.

The bridge is mine.

Is this a dream??

I recreate the bridge underground, and the only way to get to it is through the hidden Area 51  which is secretly infested with mutant Aliens , I guard the hidden bridge with stormtroop spam :)
My Bridge!

I borrow Worms Armaggeddon from my friend, lauch it and make SO BIG ARMAGGEDON, that now I don't even need ladder to get to the bridge.
Then my worms capture the bridge with Bazookas and Holy grenades.

My bridge!

When I clam down, I will make a cave-in on your bridge so you better move it.

Seeme wrote:
When I clam down, I will make a cave-in on your bridge so you better move it.

I pull out my reversed reality box again. The bridge is now mine again, and you are all POW's for Werwolf.

Enjoy the Barney treatment. 8)

I chocke barney with my shoelace and escape , than raise "an army worthy of Mordor and the Two Towers!"
which consists of 12000 Orcs, 400 Trolls and 2000 Hillmen, we than Seige Helms deep and take it for Saruman!
My Hornburg!

AM still crazy, dont worry about me.

With Seeme still ranting/talking to himself in solitary confinement, Barney & Co. six feet under and Akalonor off creating havoc in Middle-Earth, I order Schnapps and wait for the inevitable while watching FIFA '10 replays.  :P

Still an Axis bridge, but wait....

...OMFG CHUCK NORRIS IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!  :o :o :o

No, he was just hiding in the closet. Wait?! How could that happen? MY closet? No! Your closet! Hes on to me!

since everybody has gone mental and the sturmsoldaten are busy drinking schnaps, my two tommy recon squads have no problem taking the bridge. Then they dig two trenches and build a mortar pit. Oh, and i task the MI 6 with the assasination of Dr. Mengele (the old nazi bastard)
My bridge

I order a massive bombardment of fire-oriented weapons, fom incendiary grenades to firestorms. The British are fried in their little holes.

Axis bridge again!

I do something.

My Bridge!

I call seeme a simple Comissar and take the bridge , My Bridge!

Cool. I though I was still a guard.

I do whatever is neccesary to beat Seeme and then secure the bridge with tons of arty (behind the main lines of course) and a brigade of IS-2 and a division of Shock Guards. Then i use Ingeneery to make my patented anti-everything defensive fields with mines, MGs, AT-guns, and AA-guns.

My (over-protected) Bridge

I send Mr. Bond to take the bridge.

Guess what...
My Bridge!

neosdark wrote:
I do whatever is neccesary to beat Seeme

Yes, I am hard to beat.

PoldekPL wrote:
I send Mr. Bond to take the bridge.

Guess what...
My Bridge!

No its Mr.Bonds Bridge 
so I take the Bridge from Mr. Bond and give it to Morgoth :D
Morgoths evil bridge!

I quit!

You all must bow down before the Evil lord Morgoth!

Still morgoths bridge (which is defended by his army of dark creatures ranging from Dragons , to wolves , to orcs , to Balrogs :D , and he is guarded by Ungoliant ,  Gothmog (AKA the Balrog of Moria)/Lungorthin, and Ancalagon (the Lord of Dragons)

I bring in Yami Yugi who banishes the Morgoth guy and his little minions to the Shadow Realm and gives me the bridge. Then i bring in SGT. Reznov (unkillable just like in CoD) to reinforce my bridge.


MY (Soviet) Bridge

neosdark wrote:
I bring in Yami Yugi who banishes the Morgoth guy and his little minions to the Shadow Realm and gives me the bridge. Then i bring in SGT. Reznov (unkillable just like in CoD) to reinforce my bridge.


MY (Soviet) Bridge

Nothing the overwhelming odds of SS could stop alone. Only one man versus hundreds, no duh he'll die.


And we will beat him and slowly saw his throat open as revenge for the evil practices he encouraged upon our brave German soldiers!

Das bridge ist mein!
*I don't know German actually, and I'm not a Nazi either*

Umm i don't know what Call of Duty you were playing but Reznov is invulnerable.

Anywayyyy i bring in the NKVD Commanded 251st Seperate Rifles Division (my great-grandpas Division where he served as a Sapper Commisar in the Sapper squad of his division) They quickly wipe the floor with your remaining SS troops then send the survivors to the Kubinka Tank testing grounds to use as practice targets.

My (Grandfather's) Bridge

MI 6 propaganda leaflets pursuade your grandfathers soldiers to surrender. two recon squads dig in and build a howitzer on counter-mode.
Meine Brücke!(my bridge in german...)
My Bridge!!!

My grandpa infiltrates your lines with his partisan outfits and blows up the arty guns and then calls in double ROKS-3 Ingenery to burn out the poor Tommies.

Наш мост (Russian for "our bridge" )

Our Bridge

I call GoW to obliterate everything and at the same time i send 2 units of shock guards whom, dancing with the artillery eliminate the remaining forces ;D. Call a squad of Ingenery to rebuild the bridge, laid mines, deploy tank traps, barbed wire, sandbags and ready for the next round. Meine brücke!!!

Last edited June 16, 2010 at 5:07 PM by blackbishop

I bring in 15 Katyusha Rocket Artillery battalions to destroy the bridge and all defenses around it, then bring in Sturmovoy Ingenery to rebuild it and im am authorized to bring in Obeykt 279 experimental tank, that can survive a nuclear battlefield (mwahahaha, the nukes don't work anymore) and 15 Guard battalions armed with SMGs and RPG-2s. Eat that.

MY BRIDGE!!!!!

I ate all of that stuff and have 1 unarmed soldier def the bridge. You are all so confused and stare at him forever.

My bridge!

An IS-2 army, led by 5 IS-3s and 50 ISU-152s and 100 KV-2s, assault the lone single bridge, and annihilate EVERYTHING, and to top it off, Shock Guards rush any kind of infantry and obliterate.

Even so, the tanks overun the bases.


We win.

No i use the Endwar Defcon 1 ability to call in a MR.T- Who screams "I Pity the Fool" and all the little tanks and soldiers scatter leaving him in command of that bridge.

I PITY THE FOOL....umm... i mean MY BRIDGE FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!

I get Chuck Norris to beat up Mr. T and I somehow take your COH copies merge them with MW2 get my AK47 ACOG/Heatbeat Sensor get a 11 (or 12 idk) kill streak and use my AC130 to destroy all your bases.




                                    My (AC130 guarded) bridge!

I bring in my Endwar infused gameplay and use a Defcon 1 Nuke to destroy Mr. T and the Modern Warfare 2 universe (WaW is so much better) and then secure the bridge with M5A2 Schwarzkopf tanks (armed with a 145 mm smoothbore cannons and a radar guided AA MG) BEAT THAT PUNKS!!!!!!

My (Endwar) Bridge

...summons the Star Forge, MAW Installation and 3 Suncrushers, which obliterate neosdark's tanks and turn them into quaint metal lunch pails and Bento-boxes for little children, complete with LucasFilms® and Galoob Toys® trademarks.  8)

The Star Forge and Maw Installations then churn out endless squadrons of Sith Interceptors, TIE Hunters, TIE/D Defenders, Nssis-class Clawcraft, Lancet Aerial Artillery, Eclipse- and Executor-Class Super Star Destroyers and Pulsar Stations to defend the entire sector.  Imperial Stormtroopers from 975th Imperial Naval Infantry Division "Lord Rommel" arrive mounted on llamas to secure vital chokepoints. ;) Power up the shield generators!

My Sith/Imperial bridge!!!

This means we have to do this the really old fashioned way doesn't it? Well i bring the entire Red Star Space Module ( Filled with about 3 companies of Russian Space Marines  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Space_Forces), 35 T-100 (200mm cannon) Russian tanks that can shoot a hole through ANYTHING made out of space junk and armed with a triple battery of  SAM missiles that can take out out any sub-orbital flying thing. Then I prep the Space forces to board your over sized Battleships and defeat your pathetic soldiers (who you didn't actually produce ;D )

And to put the cherry on top of it all I launch a Mr. T v2.0 into space (he can breathe out there you know, cause he's Mr.T) and he screams i pity the fool into the vaccum of space which cause a rip in the space time continuim that destroies any possible Star Wars references on the Bridge (and anywhere else for that matter)

My (Shaving Covered) Bridge.....FOOL

On a different note, I'm taking my Regents exam for Geometry today so, guys, please wish me luck cause i really need to pass this.

Seeme wrote:
I ate all of that stuff and have 1 unarmed soldier def the bridge. You are all so confused and stare at him forever.

My bridge!

well you said you quit so Its MY bridge :P

Sends cases full of Dutch drugs to get everyone/everything high. After that, I send my Dutch soldiers who fight better after they've gotten their drugs.

My (pink elephant infested) bridge.

Cheers

Umm yeah, no, not your bridge cause my T-100 tanks (like almost all modern day tanks) has a air filtration system so , your druggy troops just get slaughtered by 200 mm shells.

My (dead-beat covered) Bridge

That's all nice and dandy, but an air filtration system doesn't work if your crew rush the crates to get some drugs, face it, that's why everyone visits the Netherlands :P

So still my bridge :P

drops in a 6 man commando unit on the bridge, with thye commando's...


COMMANDO: C. NORRIS
ARMED WITH: STEN SMG

COMMANDO: B. LEE
ARMED WITH: STG44

COMMANDO: J. CHAN
ARMED WITH: PPSh-41

COMMANDO: V. JONES]
ARMED WITH: G43

COMMANDO: M. CORLEONE
ARMED WITH: M1 THOMPSON

COMMANDO: M. "CROCODILE' DUNDEE.
ARMED WITH: Flammenwerfer 35

everyone see's this commando squad, and runs away.

MY BRIDGE!

SNIPER: Dwight K. Schrute
ARMED WITH : Scoped Springfield
SNIPER: Jim Halpert
ARMED WITH : Scoped Stapler (BEWARE!!)
SNIPER: Toby Flenderson
ARMED WITH : Scoped G43
SNIPER: Ryan the Temp
Armed With : Scoped G43
These snipers kill everyone and their Units
MY bridge!!!

TANK: MAUS
ARMED WITH: 128MM GUN

TANK: MAUS
ARMED WITH: 128MM GUN

TANK: KING TIGER
ARMED WITH: 88MM GUN.

TANK: TIGER
ARMED WITH: 88MM GUN

THING (?): JAPANESE O-I
ARMED WITH: SUMFING BIG.

your bridge till my things have the speed to get there.

If you noticethe sniper Jim Halpert has a staple gun which can disable the tanks engine and treads ....Still my bridge!

Airdrops a few goalkeepers, bye bye snipers.
After that, I airdrop a few Merkava mark 4 tanks with the trophy system installed.

Cheers