My Bridge!

i have got enough of all my tommys getting killed and send in 3 squads of commandos and two piat commandos
My (completly dynamite wired) bridge
I then retreat my guys....
try takin the bridge

Hey Cranialwizard you killed fun on that bridge not riflemen

I then Send in a worthless 1 Conscript *Without rifle* to take the bridge.

My Set to Blow Bridge!

Well originally the rules were that you :  Were able to minipulate the bridge in any way as long as you had to have atleast 1 in game unit preform the action. I. E. I turn my Volksgrenadiers into the super Hydes seen in League of Exdroidinary Gentlemen(<--love that movie :) )  than you just say
My Bridge!
whichever way floats you boat.

[quote author=Cranialwizard link=topic=3603.msg37188#msg37188 date=127608392

Oh, it's on ;)

I send in 2 Strelky squads to hide behind a stone wall and fire at the engineers with their rifles. They kill the engineers and wound the riflemen before disappearing into the fog of war. Meanwhile, I was upgrading a mortar, and now that I have it thanks to diversions, I open fire on the bridge, with Strelky leading the way, and the Mortar blowing apart the edges. Then the strelky and the mortar hide behind sandbags.

My loosely held bridge!
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Effective attack my friend.

I use time tunnel gun to launch the bridge into other reality.

No Bridge!

As they is no bridge, i claim Berlin with a Guard Squad!

My Berlin!

I use Poldek's time tunnel gun to blast us into the same reality as he sent the bridge and procede to secure it with 4 IS-2, 2 Mechanics, and use 5 Sturmavoy Ingenery to build up an extremly large defensive line consisting of Tank Traps in front of Barbed Wire in front of Mines in front of MG emplacements x5 (5 repeating lines of such defeses one after the other if anyone doesn't get it)

My Maginot Line...I mean my Bridge (in a different dimension  8) )

Transport's my Guards to the scene, walking them to the Tank Traps.

Guard 1: Hmmm...

Guard 2: got it.

The Guards walk around the bridge, entering the other side and blasting the place up.

EDIT: YAY! MIGHTY 50TH POST! CONSCRIPTION TIME :)
Guard 3: My Bridge!

I take over the bridge with PTRD spam, then steal some barrels with radioactive stuff from Chernobyl (my lovely time tunnel gun xD) and spread it on whole bridge.

My radioactive bridge!

I place upgraded red banner Strelky inside rad suits and spam them with su-100 tnak support , I than dig in with sniper teams in trenches and my strelky in outposts ,
My Bridge!

Anyone notice that this is only 40 posts behind ' In soviet Russia jokes' , in only a matter of a couple weeks :D

When you were all fighting, I had time to get a v1 and 6 panthers with 8 snipers. I drop the V1 and most of yea guys and attack Akalonor's HQ so he cant call in the funnel gun and go back the the bridge.

My about to be taken bridge!

Right...... since nobody acctaully killed that large amount of troops i stationed to protect my bridge, i send in the IS-2s, Sturmavoy Inginery, and reinforce them with 5 ISU-152, and a large contingency of Guards and Black Sea Marines armed with PPSh-41s and Fedorov Avtomats. They destroy your incoming Panthers and the Snipers, and using the surviving Ingenery to deploy another ring of defenses this time on both sides of the bridge and have ZiS-2 AT-guns interspersed between the MG lines (so Tank Traps in front of Barbed Wire in front of Mines in front of MG emplacements with AT guns interspersed between the MG emplacements x5 and on both sides of the bridge.

My (soon to be taken, but well defended) Bridge

Command Sqd: Hmm...

The Command Sqaud then order's encirclement of the Bridge with ZiS2's, ML20's, KV-2's, IL-2's, IS2's, Conscripts, Mortars, Kats' and Maxim MG's.

Surrender now, or one bloody bridge :)

Your (Currently) Bridge.

I swamp your Command Squad with my Guards, Newbie. So yea. Any straglers that approach my extremly big defensive area are captured shot into the knee-cap and nuddered. Then killed.....

As for the tanks i bring in my own IL-2 squads, and send for T-90, IS-2, KV-2 and some also infiltrate some partisans into your rear lines to destroy the ML-20s and any other arty u may bring out. My guys will hold out to the very end.

Держите мост за Сталина УРАААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My (very bloody, nuder victim covered, but soon to be taken away from me) bridge 

I annihilate Neosdark's fanatical Russkies with saturation bombardment, 1,600 Landkreuzer P-1000s and an ultra-mobile SS division composed of maniac chihuahuas mounted on Goliaths and Kettenkrads. Then I order Obersturmführer Ronald McDonald to lay out a defensive perimeter of irresistible kiosks serving chicken McNuggets, Borscht and fries.

MY McBRIDGE.

Deplys in a Truck full of men from the 2nd Ranger Battalion, who dig in heavily with Springfield's, picking off the Kettengrad and Golitah's.

As for the P-1000's... Well, they just walk past the lumbering giants.

My Bridge!

(Here we go again with the random stuff ;))

I like canialswizard's idea, you know there were rules in the begging. 

As for those rangers, I bribe them a free trip home with $ so they all leave and I place a bomb with can be blown When I say so!. Then, I will sit back and see if anyone wants to take the bridge.

Calls in a Camo'd Ranger SNiper to walk to the bomb, efficently disarming it, whilst a Sherman and and M1 Thompson armed rangers drop in down the map, sneaking from the back of the bridge.

My Bridge!

I send in 25 squads of Shock Guards and Red Banner Strelky, along with IL-2 support and a follow up force of 10 IS-2, 5 KV-2s, 2 divisions of T-44 tanks (not 34, but 44), and 15 Sturmovoy Ingenery with Dual Roks-2 Flamethrower. After capturing your Rangers, and killing the Sniper and Sherman, we dig in and start making Gulags around the bridge  and corraling all the surviving Rangers in there to create American Meatshields. MWAHAHAHAH take that Geneva Convention  8)

My (Soviet) Bridge.

I start to broadcast battle bridge on XFire, Relic devs notice it and award all of us with 3 free vouchers for their games/upcoming titles (expiration date: unlimited).

You guys take the bridge, i take the vouchers ;p

Sneaks under the POW bridge with Boat-drawn Commandos, as they sneek towards the bridge, deploying a smoke, whilst Stenning and TNT-ing da' Tanks 'n Men.

My POW's (And Bridge)

i blow the bridge with all the commando charges i planted ages ago. then i repair it and put a 17pounder and two mg-nest next to it.
And my artillery gets ready to strike...
My bridge!

I send in the prototype T-44-100 destroy your pathetic defenses and reinforce my Gulags and POWs with a Command Squad and a battalion of Black Sea Marines. Since the Commandos still don't have manPADs (thank god for that), my IL-2s are still alive i still have support from the air. I also send in 30 PTRDs to camo near both sides of the bridge and shoot anything that isn't on my side.

My Bridge and Gulags.

The brits get pissed and capture loads of 88's to blow the IL2's outta' da' sky. They then deploy 3 Sherman Fireflys and Churchill Crocodiles to the bridge, roasting the men and spamming the T'44 from the side with The Fireflys.  We then get the men from the gulag's giving them a single brick each.

Our Bridge.

I use the God of War to Arty everything to tiny little bits and then send in my heavy Breakthrough divisions (5 IS-3s, 10 T-34/85s with Tank Riders, 5 KV-2s and a division of Black Sea Marines and Shock Guards to occupy the bridge, destroy any 88s that are left over, and then vanish after setting a bunch of explosives all over the bridge.

My (wired) Bridge

Sends a Lieutenant onto the bridge, blowing it up, then using my Sapper's to repair the bridge, then occupying it with A Captain and A Commando Division.

My Bridge!

*Stand quietly off to the side and waits till they're done fighting*  I have my partisans sneak up and take the bridge when everyone else is fighting. than I spam KV-2's and defend the bridge.
My bridge!

wonder show inportant fighting for a bridge in the middle of nowhere is and the brits leave.


Spams the Bridge with Mortar Halftracks, But hits the Bridge's leg!

My Semi Broken Bridge!

Loading...
**Death Star loaded**
Calibrating...
**Calibrated**
Charging...
**Charged**
and 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... ... ... ...0!!!

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!

Death Star'd bridge :P

Akalonor wrote:
*Stand quietly off to the side and waits till they're done fighting*  I have my partisans sneak up and take the bridge when everyone else is fighting. than I spam KV-2's and defend the bridge.
My bridge!

You can't do that! Remember, I destoryed your base!

PoldekPL wrote:
Loading...
**Death Star loaded**
Calibrating...
**Calibrated**
Charging...
**Charged**
and 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... ... ... ...0!!!

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!

Death Star'd bridge :P

Just before Zero, RAF Pilot Albert Sparwalker fire's his Missle from his Spitfire into the death star core, as USAAF Officer Hans Volo fire's onto Riechsmarshall Vadar and his ME262 chasing him..


Meanwhile...

The Mortar Halftracks sit at base.


Still my bridge.

My armada returns from vodka and borsch break to take back the bridge. We destroy Newbie's HT and base and then return to claim our bridge.

The Soviet Bridge....

The Amanda releases 4 Diff Wehrmacht players each using the Tiger II Approaching, with Greandier's on the flank, the vodka drunk Amanda retreat to HQ, all being shot for retreating.

My Fascist Bridge...

We retaliate by sending in large amounts of Conscripts until you run out of things to shoot us with and then send in 55 regiments of IS-3 and a prototype T-44/100, and when they are done killing of your tanks we precede to send in the Grand Armada- 5000 Li-2 transports filled to the (literal) roof with Soviet paratroopers (armed with PPS-43s and LL M1 Bazookas) to kill your Grenadiers and secure the area by building 15 minefields around the bridge, with MGs spaced between them. BEAT THAT!!!!!

Comrade Stalin's Bridge

Drops a H-Bomb.

Flame Bridge!

I drop 10 million tons of napalm on what is left the bridge, it melts and is destroyed.

The bridge is out!

Luftwaffe Ground Force Deploy new bridge! Digs in 88's on the new bridge.

My Bridge!

I realize that the bridge dosent lead anywhere, so I let you all kill yourselves.

Your peoples Bridge for now...

I ask people around about what they think about bridge battle, and they say that they got enough of this bridge battle. I decide to take bridge somewhere away, so i use 1200 T-34 mass production rush to capture the bridge, then i pack it up on a truck and drive away...

Direction - Arctica!

You break thorugh the ice and I take the bridge before you and it sink, leaveing you behind, I put the bridge down.

No ones bridge yet!

I let Seeme freeze in the cold Antarctic weather and claim the bridge as my own. I then deploy Pioneers and Panzergrenadiers who build a Haunebu production facility and Ice Station Zebra beside it.  8)

My (Iron Sky-ISZ hybrid) bridge.

Depoly's 5 Vet 3 FlamePio's to the bridge, melting the ice as the bridge falls under with Werwolf's forces. I then use 3 ScubaGrendiers [:L] To take the bridge back to Poland.

My Bridge!

I Enter world builder and create a Bunker Hill , which I capture with Flame Pio spam ,
My Hill! , Your Bridge!

Does the siege of Leningrad on your hill with a few Karl-Gerat's.


Starved Akalonors hill, still my bridge.

Werwolf wrote:
I let Seeme freeze in the cold Antarctic weather and claim the bridge as my own. I then deploy Pioneers and Panzergrenadiers who build a Haunebu production facility and Ice Station Zebra beside it.  8)

My (Iron Sky-ISZ hybrid) bridge.

Boy... that was cold

Seeme wrote:

Werwolf wrote:
I let Seeme freeze in the cold Antarctic weather and claim the bridge as my own. I then deploy Pioneers and Panzergrenadiers who build a Haunebu production facility and Ice Station Zebra beside it.  8)

My (Iron Sky-ISZ hybrid) bridge.

Boy... that was cold

Well, it looks like someone actually survived ;D.

I Walk on the bridge becuase I dot think anyone toke it yet, so...

My bridge!

I step onto the bridge wearing cowboy gard, I pull out a Colt Peacemaker and have a stare down with Seeme, he's too slow on the draw, I shoot and kill him. I then tear apart my cowboy outfit and put on my Rommel outfit and call in reinforcements. I then order my men to defend the bridge like it was Tobruk, Tripoli, Tunis and Omaha Beach combined.

The bridge is mine. 

Seeme wrote:
I Walk on the bridge becuase I dot think anyone toke it yet, so...

My bridge!

Newbie. wrote:
Depoly's 5 Vet 3 FlamePio's to the bridge, melting the ice as the bridge falls under with Werwolf's forces. I then use 3 ScubaGrendiers [:L] To take the bridge back to Poland.

My Bridge!

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HyperSniper999 wrote:
I step onto the bridge wearing cowboy gard, I pull out a Colt Peacemaker and have a stare down with Seeme, he's too slow on the draw, I shoot and kill him. I then tear apart my cowboy outfit and put on my Rommel outfit and call in reinforcements. I then order my men to defend the bridge like it was Tobruk, Tripoli, Tunis and Omaha Beach combined.

The bridge is mine.

Drops a platoon of airborne on the bridge.


" When You made your bridge, you forgot to put a roof on it. "

My bridge, My POW's!