My Bridge!

I hack EF to create the US superweapon Fat man which I call in onto your Monsters, then I proceed to take the bridge with KT's and JT's supported with NCH . My Bridge!

Maybe we should set some limits on the game?

I mean come on, P 1500 Monsters would have been to big for bridges, the sheer weight would have crushed it.

Edit: FREAKIN YES, 250th post, and I am now a commisar! :D

The bridge is The Bridge, it is an invulnerable bridge of immesurable endurance. No limits is what makes the game fun :)
Seeing the bridge is still mine I add a new unit to the game files allowing me to now spam *drumroll* Uruk Hai!!! , so now that thats said , I send Sarumans Helms deep invasion force to protect my bridge.( Yes I know that Sarumans forces also had regular orcs and hillmen but still :P)

Still my Bridge!

Mustard Gas is dropped on the bridge, I send Knights Cross Troops in with gas asks on. I take the bridge.

I use my reformed Fallschirmjagers and OP Luftwaffe snipers to kill all you AND put a Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster on the bank with fighter bomber support. Plus I make my first nuke, The Chuck Norris and aim it at Akalonor's and HyperSniper's men and there computers and blow them up. Then I take the Star Wars Anti Nuke project and make it work to shoot down nukes (and my guys have gas masks).

I work my way up to Coh Admin and Ban everyones account,
My Bridge !

i play in offline mode vs an easy comp
and once again put two recon squads in trenches
(in trenches so no propaganda can scare them out!)
My bridge..

Last edited June 3, 2010 at 8:10 AM by Pauly3

I use portal gun and place portal below and above bridge. Try to catch it!

I use other portal gun to delete portal, then, ordering 70 Kats guarded by 20 T-34/76's, and 30 guards, along with 5 IS2's, to bombard the bridge, and keep under overwatch as i  claim the bridge with 1 T90.

I use PTRD spam to take the bridge. Wave of 1000 men fails, but i send another wave. After 10 waves i give up.

Your bridge!

yay. because i'm kind. i make second bridge, and movve to that.


my (replica) bridge.

I use my airbase to launch more fighter bombers to destroy the second bridge. Next, I spam the OP Luftwaffe Sniper and kill all your men then I air-drop a KT Ace Vet 3 an Elephant Ace vet 4 and Fallschirmjagers to take the Bridge.

I spam Artillary and destroy all of your units , My bridge!

Not Fair as I have Fighter Bomber tat could kill your arty.

That's it!! I ban you all for hax!

My hax-free bridge!

moves down the street to my second IP, access account

Password: *******[Fake btw]

Access file: Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

Opening

Choose Faction: US of A.

Then, spams your hax-free bridge with my hax-free M26 Pershing and M10's.

My (anti-tank) bridge.

I take the bridge with my KCH squads paired with Panthers then , rewrite the game files so that I can call-in  Nydhoggr to help my units !!( For those of you that don't know,  Nydhoggr  is a Norse Dragon that eats at the tree of life, him emerging signifies the end of the world A.K.A. Ragnorok)
My Demon Guarded Bridge!

hax EF to create german superunit Panzer VIII Lowe, sending just 1 of these, the sheer PWNAGE of this unit takes down it all.

My Bridge.

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Seeing noone go for the bridge, i create a Panzer VII Maus SuperTank, making it support my Lowe, whilst deploying A Luftwaffe Ground unit to construct Flakvering 2cm's, Babred Wire, Mines, Teller Mines, Sandbags, Tank traps and Flak88's. I then call a few Marder III's to lock down behinde it, with a few MG, Repair and Medical bunkers, i then call butterfly bombs to help, whilst air-dropping Fallschrimjager to occupy the Bunkers.

Last edited June 3, 2010 at 10:47 PM by Newbie.

I bring in an armada (1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 BEAT THAT) ) of NKVD Conscripts, Commisars, PTRDs, IS3s and 1 (captured) Panzer VIII Lowe to destroy Newbies tanks and Lowe, Using the Conscripts to destroy the mines as meatshields and then use the Commisar Heroic charge to unsuppress them, then use the near endless amounts of conscripts to Molotov Cocktail all infantry, emplacements and everything else on that bridge that ain't a tank. Then i will use whatever is left to take the bridge. Then i deploy the 31st century anti-missile/arty denial system so no more nukes. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HA

My (inebriated-conscript uber-spammed) bridge

we should end here, noones going to get past that.


EDIT:

Deploys the Japanese ultraheavy tank O-I to crush your army.

Yeah, kty. my bridge.

The O-I is not better then a Lowe. Not that that would even matter cause i invent AT Molotovs for my NKVD conscripts by hacking into the games code and creating AT molotovs. Lets see how your O-I enjoys an nuclear explosion in the engine.

So now its my alchohol covered bridge  8)

Well the Lowe is not better than an immortal Dragon that it miraculously killed 8) , but Anyway , I call-in Peter Griffin from the Idiots Doctrine and he bar fights all of your soldiers to get to the alchohol on the bridge,
My Bridge!

I run the game, choose Wehr, join match and take HelloKitty Doctrine - for 1 CP i buy PINK RAIN - all infantry runs away because they eyes hurt too much from seeing everything in pink. Then i unlock HelloKitty Command Center - My pios build it and i can drop using it two bags of posters with HelloKitty and caption "HelloKitty LUV U ALL!!" on any place on map. It works like propaganda but it does damage. When it comes to tanks, I unlock weapon of mass murder - HelloKitty. It walks slow but can destroy anything by his look.

After that i paint the bridge with pink :D

My HelloKitty bridge!

Air-drops a special paratroop called 'C. Norris' to the bridge, all the pink melts.

My (Uber) Bridge.

I simpliy blow the brige up and run away :)


No ones brige!

I rebuild the bridge and bring in a brand new prototype unit.

Rambo- Armed with a Knife, M16, anything he finds on the ground, LAWs, Anti-moron shield (bye Peter Griffin retaliation), a pair of anti-pink sunglasses (Hello Kitty goes boom), and an ability called Bruce Lee Support ( to kill C. Norris) he is ultimate combat machine. Did i mention that none of his upgrades or abilities cost munis and have a .001 second recharge time. He takes up 1 pop and can only be killed with....... well why would i tell you that  ;D. I will give you hint though. Every guy thinks with his.........

My (soon to be taken but certainly awesome) bridge

My Volks prank phone call Rambo which makes  him think he's terminal thus causing him to commit scuicide. I than send Grenadiers with 42's and Schrecks to reinforce the bridge, My bridge!

Rambo all of the sudden destroys every units on the bridge by crashing from the sky, he now defends it.

I send a homosexual Volksgrenadier (Single Man) To run up to Rambo and hit him with a...well...

Rambo shrieks and dies, and the Volksgrenadier is thrown into the river to drown.

I send Panzer Groupens to take the bridge back.

And i send in Rambo V2.0 He is equipped with everything from the original unit, but he is bisexual so homosexuals no longer pose a threat to him. MWWAHAHAHAHAHAH. Did i mention all the tanks in support of him, yea about 75 M1A1 Abrams and 5 Pattons. Eat that WW2.

My (time warped) Bridge

Fine, play unfair.


Darth Vader Destroys the planet with the Death Star.

Game Over.

I spam NKVD conscripts in the Death Star to capture its "bridge" ;).

Fine you all forced my hand, I call in Dwight K. Schrute! Dwight has the power to KGB slap Rambo and talk sense into your conscipt captains, those who resist are mercilessly pounded by Dwights Office arsenal of Samurai swords and blowguns!  My Death Star Bridge!

Haxxor's again, yea?

Darn you people :P Ok, again, before we will destroy the universe for one stupid bridge xD

I ragequit, you win, then we setup new match with bridge.

Tech up and rush!

I send in some Conscripts to attack a fuel point on your side of the map, but they are torn to pieces by your MG42s.

I then send my 3 Ingenery squads to kill the Motorcycle you sent to capture the bridge, and they wire+tank trap the approach.

They then OP the remaining points on my side.

My bridge!

I unplug Ethernet cable........drophack!  ;D




Relic gives me bridge.

your trust rating suffered which allows me to take the freakin bridge with two bren squads and a leutnant (in trenches)
My bridge!

I use a WM mortar to kill the entrenched squads and than occupy said trenches with 3 KCH's.

I spam Shermans. Traffic jam in base........stupid AI.

Still your bridge.

I then mount up 4 M7 Priest's and use them to Pound the traffic jammed shermans whilst Spamming Sapper's with PIAT's to the bridge.

My Bridge!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

My bridge!

i call the ultimate soldier and it's my bridge

ummm...okay...... well I send in 12 pz IV's and 5 squads of Panzergrenadiers  to destroy the man in batman armor with a MG42
My bridge.

I convice everybody to be friends and bring peace to the world!

Everyones bridge!

I kill the socialist in charge of the bridge, I then proceed to sell it to a small business who can, without government regulation, toll its use then use that money to pay workers to maintain it so those workers can support their families and the bridge is always maintained making it the optimal choice for crossing that river. The process repeats from the toll, thus a very positive move for the COH economy!

Bridge Maintainers Ltd.'s Bridge

Wrong


I said Everyone's Birdge!

I send your Bridge-builder, his family and company workers and Seeme!!!!!! to Soviet Gulag deep in the Siberian blizzard and let them work on bridge building.... over mine shafts. Then Comrade Stalin authorizes me to send in a Soviet Bridge building expert to make his own "company"  for the Glorious Comrade, and fortifies the place with 5 IS-3s, 100 Guards Regiments (armed with with PPSh-41s and Fedorov Avtomats and their famous Nades) and a couple of thousand T-34/85s.

My Bridge (за славу Отечества)

Okay,WTF. This has gotten WAY out of proportion.

Why don't we set some rules?

• You must use a post within reason. Use a tactic you would use in a game. Don't BS it.


• You must use units and abilities provided IN GAME.


• You must use units within reason. Conscripts can't destroy tigers, come on now.


• The Bridge CAN be repaired and destroyed, but never permanently so.


• NO out-of-game attacks will be used, and will be disregarded.


• You CAN NOT Switch sides all the sudden.(E.G, Wehrmacht all of the sudden to Soviet)


• Try to keep the game realistic by building up tech by starting with basic units and working to tanks. No one starts the game and pulls out 5 IS-2s.

Now, let's try this again?

*New Game*
(Map:Leningrad)
The game begins, I send Ingenery to set up Tank Traps,Wire, and then Sandbags along the enemy side of the bridge, to fortify it, and they then set up outpost on points near the bridge. Conscripts then occupy these outpost.

My Bridge!

Last edited June 9, 2010 at 3:04 AM by Cranialwizard

And there goes our fun, don't it Mr.Buzzkillington (aka Cranial wizard) This isn't a game with special rules we just wanna hav fun here man. Don't we all love outlandish units and cool abilities. Why should we play by rules when we want to have some fun. Do you make a guideline for how to play capture the flag (other than the obvious rules of getting a flag to a base and how to secure it or otherwise make it count as a point) cause i sure as hell don't. Imagine a repressive Capture the Flag were everything is done in a particular order. How boring would that be. So truly my friend rules?? Think about what u have done......... :'(

I build 3 squads of engineers with flamthrowers, 2 infantry with BAR's, 2 M16 Halftracks, and 4 57mm guns. I spank the forces on the bridge, partially destroy the defense just enough to let my men through, rebuild the defenses, place 2 57's on each end with an engineer, infantry and M16 on each end.

My textbook defense bridge!

neosdark wrote:
And there goes our fun, don't it Mr.Buzzkillington (aka Cranial wizard) This isn't a game with special rules we just wanna hav fun here man. Don't we all love outlandish units and cool abilities. Why should we play by rules when we want to have some fun. Do you make a guideline for how to play capture the flag (other than the obvious rules of getting a flag to a base and how to secure it or otherwise make it count as a point) cause i sure as hell don't. Imagine a repressive Capture the Flag were everything is done in a particular order. How boring would that be. So truly my friend rules?? Think about what u have done......... :'(

But then the game has no relevance to what the starter meant it to be, it just took off to nuking the world or starting WWIII or time traveling, or even drophacks, I mean Wtf.

Was just setting some guidelines so people can't be like
"IZ CALLLZ IN DEEEEAAAAAAATH STAR, MY BRIDGE"
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Oh, it's on ;)

I send in 2 Strelky squads to hide behind a stone wall and fire at the engineers with their rifles. They kill the engineers and wound the riflemen before disappearing into the fog of war. Meanwhile, I was upgrading a mortar, and now that I have it thanks to diversions, I open fire on the bridge, with Strelky leading the way, and the Mortar blowing apart the edges. Then the strelky and the mortar hide behind sandbags.

My loosely held bridge!