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#53486

Re: My Bridge!

MASON THEN BLOWS SEEMES HEAD OFF

MY BRIDGE
#53499

Re: My Bridge!

Seeme wrote:
neosdark wrote:
I bring in Dimitri Petrenko and Victor Reznov


Sorry to say my friend, but they both die in Coh of Duty: Black Ops ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

So anything neos said it wrong.


I guess someone hasn't seen the Maverick code eh Seeme

How to Crack the Call of Duty Black Ops Code (1st on the internet)

Oh and neither of them die in WoW so it doesn't matter. They survived at least one game.

Anyway, I break into Mason's programing and tell him to kill Newbie, with a HEADSHOT, again as it seems.

My bridge
#53552

Re: My Bridge!

Mr wrote:
Seeing that Bad Company had to make a swift retreat (and by the way Bad Company had a little surprise for you, aimbots  ;D and infinite health hacks with invincible computers 50000000000000000000000000 miles into the Earths core) I call in Tank Dempsey, Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki, and Edward Richtofen to kill all of you



                                                Zomb Bridge
You still haven't managed our classic, stereotypical, baddasses. Therefore its still zomb bridge. UNTIL Dempsey gets the Zeus Cannon and the Wunderwaffe  (which I hacked into Kino).

Let me guess, the counter to Dempsey is Chuck and is always Chuck. Therefore, prepare for a new weapon.......


                                INSTA-KILLLLLLL.... (and something else)



                                              Dempsey Bridge!
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

CoH name: LTEVANLEE
Steam: ScarfaceOsamaBinPolPot
TWC: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/member.php?u=147065
#53587

Re: My Bridge!

I grab the nuke that dropped and you all die whit the zombies (kaboom!) I than put the bridge under Sheogoraths care, and us oblivion players know what happens when you attack Sheogorath (you get teleported above a pit, and its scripted you die soo....)

My Bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#53603

Re: My Bridge!

Dr. Maxis and Samantha Maxis (who haunt the zomb maps) don't like seeing Dempsey's brain matter on the ground so Maxis uses his haunting power to switch the to round 1337, were a new zombie has appeared.....      ZOMB CHUCK thats right Zomb Chuck comes for Akalonor and the things that he brought in. Now I know what your thinking "Akalonor runs to the box and grabs a HK21 and blows Chucks head off and does some measure to protect the bridge", but Samantha take the box away and steals all of his money and teleports the box AND the bridge onto the North Korean side of the DMZ and you can guess what happens (Hint: Akalonor gets run over by some crappy T-54). When the smoke clears all we see is all the EF forum members dead but me  ;D. I then pick up the bodies and I let Zomb Chuck eat them. As my last protective measure I BUY the Bridge and I hire 3 guards (you can guess who they are) with a lifetime supply of UNHACKABLE and UNSTEALABLE Insta-Kills, Max Ammos, Nukes, and Fire Sales.



                                                I claim victory! 
                                                Ammo to the max ya!
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

CoH name: LTEVANLEE
Steam: ScarfaceOsamaBinPolPot
TWC: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/member.php?u=147065
#53608

Re: My Bridge!

Mr wrote:
Dr. Maxis and Samantha Maxis (who haunt the zomb maps) don't like seeing Dempsey's brain matter on the ground so Maxis uses his haunting power to switch the to round 1337, were a new zombie has appeared.....      ZOMB CHUCK thats right Zomb Chuck comes for Akalonor and the things that he brought in. Now I know what your thinking "Akalonor runs to the box and grabs a HK21 and blows Chucks head off and does some measure to protect the bridge", but Samantha take the box away and steals all of his money and teleports the box AND the bridge onto the North Korean side of the DMZ and you can guess what happens (Hint: Akalonor gets run over by some crappy T-54). When the smoke clears all we see is all the EF forum members dead but me  ;D. I then pick up the bodies and I let Zomb Chuck eat them. As my last protective measure I BUY the Bridge and I hire 3 guards (you can guess who they are) with a lifetime supply of UNHACKABLE and UNSTEALABLE Insta-Kills, Max Ammos, Nukes, and Fire Sales.



                                                I claim victory! 
                                                Ammo to the max ya!


I slap Mr Defence and tell him to play fair (or correctly... meh) thus losing the respect of zomb chuck and the 3 guards who turn on him and then leave

My (BETRAYAL... Booted) Bridge

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#53617

Re: My Bridge!

A admin Closes the Topic

And leaves it as

Raider's Bridge
#53621

Re: My Bridge!

Aha, but those guards have no way back as they are from zombies so those guards (Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki, and Edward Richtofen) still are my guards, AND Zomb Chuck can't get back and he's still eating all your dead corpses. Plus your all dead so I win.





                                                My bridge forever, your all dead  and My guards can pwnz you, and Zomb Chuck can Round-House Kick you.




                                          Its over I win FAIR AND SQUARE  ;D

(Admin, please lock topic, we came to a conclusion and the rest is spam)
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

CoH name: LTEVANLEE
Steam: ScarfaceOsamaBinPolPot
TWC: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/member.php?u=147065
#53701

Re: My Bridge!

Spam it may be, but I use Monster Reborn to bring back my old SCAR troops (The relics of a forgotten bridge) And use them to restart the bridge by nuking everything in the universe. The bridge is reset to when it began.

SOOOOOO, I take the bridge with a 55 squads of Conscripts, 95 KV-1 and 5 IS-2.

My bridge
#53702

Re: My Bridge!

neosdark wrote:
Spam it may be, but I use Monster Reborn to bring back my old SCAR troops (The relics of a forgotten bridge) And use them to restart the bridge by nuking everything in the universe. The bridge is reset to when it began.

SOOOOOO, I take the bridge with a 55 squads of Conscripts, 95 KV-1 and 5 IS-2.

My bridge


Sorry, but all you've got, is 5 squads of conscripts (out of 95), since there's a limit on 'em. :'(
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#53704

Re: My Bridge!

I call in the V1 rocket rain and destroy everything except the bridge!

My Bridge!
I identify as a four-eyed bird man. /s
#53707

Re: My Bridge!

So wait so I won the first round?  ???

Post Merge: [time]1293992721[/time]

If I have won the first round, I call back Zomb Chuck, and the 3 guards leaving them for latter use, BUT I use the teleporter to teleport to the 1.30 and Otheer update. It's so unbalanced that my 5 Uber Tigers run your conscripts over. Then, I MG-34 spam the bridge leaving arty as your only option, but I hire Al-Qaeda Executioners to hold citizens from all your countries hostage (expect the US, my country ;D).




                                    My Al-Qaeda Bridge (no offence intended)
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

CoH name: LTEVANLEE
Steam: ScarfaceOsamaBinPolPot
TWC: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/member.php?u=147065

Last edited January 2, 2011 at 6:25 PM by Mr Defence

#53708

Re: My Bridge!

I'm also American (born in NYC :) ), Mr.Defence, and my parents came from Soviet Ukraine so I don't really care about my own people (SACRIFICE FTW). I drop a nuke on the bridge destroing Al-Qaeda and killing Osama. I collect the bounty for his death and refit my army with Leopard II tanks, T-100 Ogre tanks and AN94s w/Akaban noob tubes.

We get a Chucksorsist to put the Zomb Chuck back to peace, through a Roundhouse Kick Ceremony (More like a Contest). Then we take the bridge and fortify it.

MY BRIDGE.
#54063

Re: My Bridge!

I open the cheat mod and delete all your units and Ranger spam the bridge.







                                                            1000 Ranger Bridge!
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

CoH name: LTEVANLEE
Steam: ScarfaceOsamaBinPolPot
TWC: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/member.php?u=147065
#54097

Re: My Bridge!

Then the internet is down, and I am the only one who has the Bridge Map File.

My Bridge!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#54099

Re: My Bridge!

I go to Seeme's house disguised as Police Officer and confiscate his PC alleging he was using pirate software. My bridge.
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#54101

Re: My Bridge!

  >:(

I then sue Black Bishop for stealing my computer, since he was a fake police(I saw you take off your uniform >:().

I get my computer back, my bridge!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#54104

Re: My Bridge!

Seeme wrote:
  >:(

I then sue Black Bishop for stealing my computer, since he was a fake police(I saw you take off your uniform >:().

I get my computer back, my bridge!

lol xD!
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#54115

Re: My Bridge!

I just use the cheat mod to delete your units, and I commando spam it.





                                                          Cheat Bridge!
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

CoH name: LTEVANLEE
Steam: ScarfaceOsamaBinPolPot
TWC: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/member.php?u=147065
#54133

Re: My Bridge!

Since Mr.Defense didn't look very well, Am the only of who had the bridge file so he puts of his units on the map Leningrad. Then, my Brother MeSee makes 30 Goliaths, destroying the bridge whenever you try to cross it.
Noob Tactics!

My Bridge
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#54219

Re: My Bridge!

Seeme wrote:
Since Mr.Defense didn't look very well, Am the only of who had the bridge file so he puts of his units on the map Leningrad. Then, my Brother MeSee makes 30 Goliaths, destroying the bridge whenever you try to cross it.
Noob Tactics!

My Bridge
But the commando and ranger spam always works Hitler loses it about the balance in CoH. So I download the file from Seemes computer and install the bridge. I catch Seeme on mp setting up a game for the map "Bridge" and with cheat mod, I pio spam his HQ so much his Computer freezes forever. (Now I have to pwnz that n00by brother of his  >:( nvm ill get Hitlers scherk spam to pwnz him, although he might get pwnzed himself)



                    "While the british drive their big buses to the fuel!!!!!"
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

CoH name: LTEVANLEE
Steam: ScarfaceOsamaBinPolPot
TWC: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/member.php?u=147065

Last edited January 9, 2011 at 7:48 AM by Mr Defence

#54331

Re: My Bridge!

I wise man once told me all problems can be solved by kicking........
SO, i just nuke the battlefield, again :P. All things within 25 miles die from radiation poisoning.

I send in my armada of SCAR Battalions (millions of Spetz-Guards and 10k T-90s and Leopard 2 tanks) to take the bridge (Thank god for Haz-mat suits)

My bridge. I just wonder where i keep getting these nukes from ???
#54332

Re: My Bridge!

I shot down the RA3, you were obviously playing, started CoH EF, and spammed the bridge with my dedicated upped Red Banner strelkys.
My bridge!
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#54333

Re: My Bridge!

... because Red Banner Strlky are being discussed if they should run with Banners are now disabled and lose their battle effiency. So I push forward with my army of HM listeners!
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ONLY HEAVY METAL CAN DOMINATE THE BRIDGE! AND NOTHING CAN DOMINATE HEAVY METAL!!!





... oh, I forgot... my bridge :)
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#54334

Re: My Bridge!

cephalos wrote:
... because Red Banner Strlky are being discussed if they should run with Banners are now disabled and lose their battle effiency. So I push forward with my army of HM listeners!
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ONLY HEAVY METAL CAN DOMINATE THE BRIDGE! AND NOTHING CAN DOMINATE HEAVY METAL!!!





... oh, I forgot... my bridge :)


A nice one!  ;D
But with strelkys not being disabled, the bridge is still mine!
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#54335

Re: My Bridge!

:)
as I said nothing can dominate Heavy Metal, so your Strelky - disabled or not - can't stand against my army!

I guess that solves all problems.
:)
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#54337

Re: My Bridge!

cephalos wrote:
:)
as I said nothing can dominate Heavy Metal, so your Strelky - disabled or not - can't stand against my army!

I guess that solves all problems.
:)


No matter how heavy is your metal  ::) , the upped strelky withstand it and reply with the led rain, that brings your metal down.  ;D
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#54340

Re: My Bridge!

Hahaha I got you!
Lead is metal - you've just increased my Metal Power!

BTW, this game is like 6-year old children quarell. Anyway I like it :)
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#54341

Re: My Bridge!

Super nuclear sub-atomic nano goliath that can destroy anything (patent pending) sneaks in an blows bridge up, before transporting the pieces to another dimension in a reconstructing it in a form yet unknown to man...

My obtuse banana!
#54342

Re: My Bridge!

OK, the banana is yours, but with my launch detecting and rocket destroying system (not even introduced in the "west"), I still dominate The Bridge!
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#54348

Re: My Bridge!

IJoe wrote:
I shot down the RA3, you were obviously playing, started CoH EF, and spammed the bridge with my dedicated upped Red Banner strelkys.
My bridge!


Never actually played RA3. Anyway i move into the area with my elite Alpha troops and completely wreck the rocket detection system. Then we launch a multi-dimensional ICBM that lands in the same dimension as Burro's banana and blows it up. I go home and open a portal to another dimension and I proceed to work on my new Ost concept (half-year in the making :) ) Then i call in the Vitez brigade to guard the bridge and the remains of Burro's banana.

My Bridge and Banana
#54349

Re: My Bridge!

neosdark wrote:
Never actually played RA3.


Good. It was awful.

The Bridge and Banana being in the same place at the same time causes a paradox in the space time continuum, tearing the Universe apart. Everything that there ever was ceases to exist...

Except a bridge... my bridge.
#54358

Re: My Bridge!

I go back in time and prevent the bridge from ever being built! Now I am the only person who knows about the bridge that could have been!

My (Hypothetical) bridge!
#54360

Re: My Bridge!

BurroDiablo wrote:
neosdark wrote:
Never actually played RA3.


Good. It was awful.


Yuri's revenge always was and always will be better.

That said I use Einsteins time travel device from Yuri's revenge go back in time and prevent you from preventing the bridge from being built :S, I then garrison it with Apocalypse tanks, tesla tanks, Desolators AND Boris.

Added Note: My (Command and conquer) Bridge

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#54475

Re: My Bridge!

Raider217 wrote:
BurroDiablo wrote:
neosdark wrote:
Never actually played RA3.


Good. It was awful.


Yuri's revenge always was and always will be better.

That said I use Einsteins time travel device from Yuri's revenge go back in time and prevent you from preventing the bridge from being built :S, I then garrison it with Apocalypse tanks, tesla tanks, Desolators AND Boris.

Added Note: My (Command and conquer) Bridge


Oh the lolz, you are just giving the bridge to me. My name is Boris in RL, and i have just taken your bridge. I use the prototype Fat Man rifle i keep in my backpack to destroy everything around me, that isn't me of course :D

I quickly call in my Vitez CT troops to fortify the bridge again

My bridge (Fallout FTW!!!!)
#54477

Re: My Bridge!

Then yo get gang raped by Feral Ghouls (No Ghoul mask for you!) since you ran out of Mini-nukes.
I than use a gatling laser to kill all the ghouls and take the bridge, placing it at the entrance to Vault 87 ( which has +3000rads a second, with you only being able to withstand 1000 rads total. Also, the nridge is guarded by an army of supermutants & Supermutant behemoths.  So No ones bridge!

(fallout3 ftw!)
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#54483

Re: My Bridge!

Hmmm, what should i do?????

OH WAIT I'LL SOLVE THIS PROBLEM LIKE A SOLVE EVERY OTHER PROBLEM IN MY LIFE. BY NUKING EVERYTHING IN A 500 YARD RADIUS. AND I'M STARTING WITH YOU BINKYBOY.

As usual I pull a couple of thousand nukes from out of my secret underground B!@#$%^&%^*0!@# and use them to destroy all the mutants, by mutating them to the point where they can no longer survive on Earth. Then I raid Vault 87 with my Spetznaz troops in HAZmats. We capture and execute everyone. Then we take the bridge and secure it for the trillionth time.

My irradiated bridge
#54667

Re: My Bridge!

In then Infiltrate the noob GLA Troopers who Kill everything without reading your post.

My Bridge!
#54668

Re: My Bridge!

I then send in BOTH original companies of spartan III's supporting the normal anti radiation clean up team and wipe your men out leaving my men to hold the now clean bridge and set up anti missile defense systems. My bridge  ;D

Last edited January 12, 2011 at 5:53 PM by FoolyCooly

#54672

Re: My Bridge!

I kill them all by detonating a nuke from underground, which i previously hid there for no obvious reason :P . I mop up the survivors with my GAU Avenger minigun mounted on my personal Leopard 2 (It looks kinda like a Tiger Ace, but instead of the Reich Eagle on top it has an Israeli Flag and it has thin lines of silver-red in the black)

My bridge. Oh did i mention the tank was indestructible??? Well now's a good time to mention that 8) .
#54809

Re: My Bridge!

Then I make a dock for boats to go back and fourth, makeing the Bridge useless.

My Dock!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#54856

Re: My Bridge!

I then plunge your leopard into a 4 mile deep sink hole I dug when I had my men entrench. I then send an African death squad to fill the hole in and hole the bridge. My narcoticly enhanced bridge :). 
#54869

Re: My Bridge!

I send Michael  Bay and his mind (explosions + Megan Fox = money) to direct another really bad transfromers movie, you all leave after the first 10 minutes and I buy the bridge.






                                                                    Michael Bay Bridge!
And I can't believe that Hitler lost against seemes brother a few pages ago, (hes still ranting about that you know) i.e THAT F***ING NOOB RIFLE SPAMMED ME, WITHOUT MY SRECKS I"M....... *talks to officer* HE WHAT, OH WELL F*** HIM!!!



                        P.S. company of heroes tank jump
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

CoH name: LTEVANLEE
Steam: ScarfaceOsamaBinPolPot
TWC: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/member.php?u=147065

Last edited January 15, 2011 at 6:48 AM by Mr Defence

#54921

Re: My Bridge!

I use my tanks torque to literally drill a hole into the nearest soft land, and emerge out with my tank. Then i return to the battlefield with my upgraded Leopard 2HT (Hover Tank) that you cannot sink into the ground, and is now armed with a 145 mm Cannon. I quickly kill Micheal Bay and Megan Fox and occupy the place with my NECTAR Spetz-troops

My bridge
#54997

Re: My Bridge!

I sued neo because I own the bridge and I take his hover tank. Michael Bay also appears out of a shell hole and makes a 5th crappy transfromers movie.




                                                      My hover tank bridge!
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

CoH name: LTEVANLEE
Steam: ScarfaceOsamaBinPolPot
TWC: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/member.php?u=147065
#55011

Re: My Bridge!

My hover tank self destructs because it is wired to blow up if my DNA signature is not located inside it when its driving. With you dead, I build a brand new hover tank based on the K2 Black Panther tank chassis. Then i finish off Micheal Bay by throwing him into another dimension, in which he suficates. Then i build a new bridge, that is much more well designed than the old one and blow the old one up.

My New bridge.
Did i mention that the bridge and my tank are indestructible??? Yea now's a good time to mention that.
#55017

Re: My Bridge!

I use a magnetic field to throw your tank (and you with it) into the same dimension as Michael bay before closing it like you should have done.

My New Bridge

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