My Bridge!

I nuke all of China, to free up land for people, and to rid America of its constant nagging debt (wish we could do that in real life :-X ) and using my new found military control to build up an army of Fat Man rifle armed super soldiers, they destroy your Overlords and Gat. Tanks

My bridge

I hack into my school's security internet and it blocks out your computers.



                                          My bridge!

I don't use computers in my military as all the troops have nano-tech recievers in their brains so i can send commands faster.

Your hack fails, so still my bridge

TACTICAL NUKE MUHAHAHAHA!
Then I occupy the bridge with my contaminated Volksgrenadiers because they are UBER XD
My bridge  ;D ;D ;D

I blow up a fusion (not nuke, but nuclear fusion, slightly different) bomb that i hid under the ground before i was pushed back from the bridge and use it to destroy anything that resembles a C&C unit. Then i retake the bridge

My bridge.

Nuclear fusion is not nuclear fission, learn your physics.

H-bombs rely on fusion, but there is a difference between an H-bomb and a fusion bomb, because Fusion bombs can use any element (also its near impossible to create because you need the power of the sun for it).

But since you insist on being a bitch, i use a Magnetic EMP bomb, which disables your shield and all your electronics, and then i drop a H-bomb on your ass.

MY BRIDGE

I double nuke you and I make you sign the Evan START treaty that allows you to 0 nukes and one Hummel, and I get 1,550 nukes and 10,000 Hummels and delivery systems.




                        My START Bridge




Edit: Enjoy your one Hummel XD.

Last edited January 29, 2011 at 7:44 PM by Mr Defence

My 1 hummel hits 1 of your nukes, and a giant chain reaction happens destroying all your nukes and hummels.

My Bridge.

I go to the past, at the time of your last post, when you fired your hummel I shoot you and then you were left for dead creating a paradox.

As Mr. Defence was obliterated by the nukes and you are no longer a threat I proceed to lock on the undefended bridge with EMP devices, some especial tank divisions(my tanks are immune to EMP ;)) and using a nuclear shelter with a self destruction button :P.

My bridge!

But your time machine malfunctions, taking you back 40 years, with it destroyed by the military you settle down and become your own father. Making you incapable of capturing the bridge.

I proceed to releas a virus into Earths Atmosphere that kill all humans with A, B or O blood type, leaving only AB to live.

My Bridge! 

I'm an AB blood type, and using my new dimension gun i move this bridge to a new dimension, and the bridge game starts all over again.

A capture the bridge with an army of Stormtroopers and 50 Tigers II

My bridge

I reach that dimension and move an armored division to seize the bridge with strelky and 100 ISU-152 that two-shots your tanks and then obliterate your infantry.

My bridge.

I moved everyone with me Bishop so that was quite unneccesary.

Anyway, i drop two V1s on the bridge which destroys all your ISU-152s and Strelky, i then build a line of 88s in a bunker, so u can't snipe it and deploy 550 Jagdtigers and 3500 Stromtroopers

My bridge

I nuke you again and I make you all sign the NOFU**INDESTROYINMYNUKES START Treaty that gives me 5,000 nukes and 1 Opel Blitz for you. Then I take over the bridge with 50,000 Hummels.




                                My Bridge!

I use a fuel-air bomb (which i'm not limited to :D ), which explodes in your base causing a huge chain reaction and destroying your base and your nukes. I rip up the START treaty cause i'm a non-state entity, and it doesn't apply to me, thus i start rebuilding my nukes IN SPACE (yes i'm in my secret base on some god-forsaken asteroid)

Anyway, i command my force to take the bridge, by equipping my Strelky with Bazookas and PPSh-41s (LOLHAXORZ FTW) and destroying your Hummels, with extreme prejudice.

My bridge

You die immediately because of lack of oxygen,  while my hacking skills leads to Vet 10 KCH with G11's and Panzerfaust 3's.

My Bridge!

Then your army has A blood tpye, and they die too.

The space base has oxygen, Akalonor

Since all of your troops are dead due to the virus, i can easily send my nukes to kill you, but i don't. I'm much to nice to let you die quickly and easily. I send in my Guards armed with AK-200s w/ GP-30s and RPG-29s, riding on T-95s w/ 150mm cannons.

They erase your base of the face of the Earth and procede to bring you to my Earth base, where they gag and bound you, then get a bunch of dogs to bite your fingers off. Then they shoot you into both kneecaps and shoulder blades and then they cut your throat. You die in pool of your own blood.

I give Seeme the bridge and return to my base so i can cleanse my sins, by building more nukes ;D

Seeme's bridge

My START treaty counters that because you can't build nukes and you only have one Opel Blitz. I use my awesome research paper on Nazism vs Communism to confuse Seeme and he gives me the bridge, and I update the treaty so no fuel-air bombs, nukes, and Hummels. 




                                                My bridge

Communism starts with a C! Am so confused!

Okay fine, but i don't sign the treaty ;D

I still build nukes and kill you on the bridge, then i tear up your paper, in front of Seeme's eyes and give him my paper on how Socialism is cool.

Then I procede to hardcode a new rule into the system, which disallows anything that limits any form of strategic arms.

My bridge

    Lets step back for a minute everyone. So we are willing the destroy the whole earth, just so we can get this bridge! Once the earth is destroyed, whats the point of having the bridge. The things on the other side is probably destroyed anyway! This is a pointless war! And what more confuses me is why you are "Teleporting" the bridge. Not only now its useless, because bridges take you to the other side of things, meaning now you can't go to the other side. If you have a teleporter, why can't you teleport to the other side?!?! You may have 100 Million Nukes and 500000 Billion Stormtroopers, but you guys sure are stuiped.

    Another thing, on some posts some smack hacker gets in someone house to prevent the player from getting the bridge. Then next post, that guy just gets hit with 5 Nukes. What the heck? Are we playing on the internet, or is this in real life! IT dosen't make sense!!!!!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!! This topic makes no Seeeeense! I quit! I bloody quit!

          You can have you meaningless bridge!
  ( I then jump across creek, instead of the bridge over the creek.)

I will pee on ur bridge and kill everyone and if u will send any nukes my strelky will eat them

We all ignore what you say.

I thought you quit Seeme?

Anyway, i agree, we will ignore this nub, eh gents.

I capture the bridge with a battalion of Stormtroopers and Panthers.

My bridge

The stormtroopers get raped by George lucas ( as seen on South park) and the panthers get eaten by a pride of lions.

My Logic defended bridge.

I kill Lucas with my Tommygun-Rangers and kill the pack of Lions with my Jagdpanthers.

My perfectly matched counters take back the bridge.

My bridge

I drop my Fallschirmjägers behind your lines and use them to ambush the mortars, MG43 (which i don't recall ever exsisting, either you mean the MG42 or the MG45) and the 75mm guns. Then i bring in the Defensive battalions armed with MG45s, FlaK88s in bunkers, Flakvierlings, and Pak44s.

My bridge

neosdark wrote:
I drop my Fallschirmjägers behind your lines and use them to ambush the mortars, MG43 (which i don't recall ever exsisting, either you mean the MG42 or the MG45) and the 75mm guns. Then i bring in the Defensive battalions armed with MG45s, FlaK88s in bunkers, Flakvierlings, and Pak44s.

My bridge

MG43 is the replacement for the MG3 and looks quite like the M249 SAW, and is better know as the MG4.

neosdark wrote:
I drop my Fallschirmjägers behind your lines and use them to ambush the mortars, MG43 (which i don't recall ever exsisting, either you mean the MG42 or the MG45) and the 75mm guns. Then i bring in the Defensive battalions armed with MG45s, FlaK88s in bunkers, Flakvierlings, and Pak44s.

My bridge

How do you bring defensive defensive forces behind enemy lines? ::)
Youre cannot build any defensive emplacements on enemy equipment.
Youre Fallshimjeagers also dont have much (any) heavy equipment to take out numerous MGs and Mortars.
Allied units hold the biidge.

My bridge.

Paciat wrote:

neosdark wrote:
I drop my Fallschirmjägers behind your lines and use them to ambush the mortars, MG43 (which i don't recall ever exsisting, either you mean the MG42 or the MG45) and the 75mm guns. Then i bring in the Defensive battalions armed with MG45s, FlaK88s in bunkers, Flakvierlings, and Pak44s.

My bridge

How do you bring defensive defensive forces behind enemy lines? ::)
Youre cannot build any defensive emplacements on enemy equipment.
Youre Fallshimjeagers also dont have much (any) heavy equipment to take out numerous MGs and Mortars.
Allied units hold the biidge.

My bridge.

:o... lol ;D

Okay, don't have any clue what Paciat is bumbeling about.

I paradropped my units in along with their equipment and i also paradropped in MGs and the other stuff, the bunkers we built, so who said anything about bringing them in on foot. The FJ have Incindiery Grenades and FG42s more than enough to kill the damn Mgs and mortars

Anyway, he has called down the thunder. I use my V2 rockets to bombard every inch of land that your troops control, and then i attack the bridge with a battalion of Tiger IIs and Stoßtruppen, wiping out anything still alive on the bridge. I bring in my Engineers to construct MG nests, FlaK88 emplacements ON MY shore of the BRIDGE and mines and barbed wire on the other side

My bridge

What bridge

"There is no bridge" (Matrix reference)

MY SPOON

(In other words all of you are in the matrix fighting over a fake bridge whilst all this time ive had the real one hahahahaha)

Last edited February 15, 2011 at 11:15 AM by Raider217

You took the wrong pill (and got a bad trip).
Whilst I took the right postage stamp, - my hallucinatory psychedelic bridge!

I found a swamp. Who needs a bridge when they have a swamp?

My swamp!

I use my elite Swampgrendaiers to push Seeme back from the swamp. Then I build a castle there.... which obviously is going to sunk....

You people are nuts :P

I create a company called Kaibacorp, and use it to spread my influence world wide creating nuclear arms and threatening the stability of world peace, then i build large themeparks around the world and call them "Kaibaland", and thus indoctrinate millions of children with my addictive Childrens Card Game (Yu-Gi-Oh 8) ) and force them to work for their cards, thus making a labor force of them. I then pick the fittest of them and send them to boot camp turning them into soldiers to protect my private island in the Bahamas, where none of you poor people can go.

MY PRIVATE ISLAND (with a pool, open bar for all children over the age of 16, and my own private shooting range)

You got Kids Guarding your island......

A storm comes. No more island.

I forget about the swamp and go to the forest.

My forest!

My high templars psy-storm you in the forest, and dark templars slaughter the survivours.
My protoss forest.

I forest about my forest and go to a cliff.

My cliff!

A bigfoot comes and stompes all my enemies flat.

My foot!

My cliff is to high for him.


Stull my cliff.

I paradrop onto the cliff and kick Seeme down the cliff and into the path of Bigfoot, who kills him, set the cliff to blow and get off the thing, and into a taiga. I protect myself from the cold by buring my ass into the snow.

My snow

I find a happy valley. My valley!

Whilst the rest of you are over in your corner of... delerium and schizophrenia I walk onto the bridge

My bridge

Sir there is no bridge, i poisoned you with LSD, and u hallucinated the bridge, instead you fall in to the river and develop hyperthermia. Anyway i stumble upon my home, in the middle of Brooklyn and go to sleep inside.

My house