My Bridge!

I wasn't in the tank, i was getting it repaired :( .......
YOU KILLED MY TANKY. Thts 2 in one farkin week >:(

I quickly get over my grief hunt you down with my .44 Anaconda, then throw you into the same dimension into which i threw Micheal Bay, and throw in this time i CLOSE THE PORTAL. GOOD BYE TANKY you will sorely be missed.

On happier note I make a new one :D based on the Abrams chassis, with EMP-prevention and Magnetic field distruption systems

Still my new bridge

Raider217 wrote:
I use a magnetic field to throw your tank (and you with it) into the same dimension as Michael bay before closing it like you should have done.

Unfortunately for you I had already closed the portal so I am still around and I LOLHAXZOR your tank and overwork the emp and magnetic field disruptors making the tank crush like a tin can (with you in it). I then call upon half of all the CoD fan base... the campers, to defend the bridge.

My (New) LOLHAXZOR'D Bridge

Last edited January 17, 2011 at 7:34 PM by Raider217

You all are stuiped....

I walk across the ice....

My smarter idea!

I use my own hack to bring myself back to life in the game, by stealing Seems data and mutating it into me (like the Agent that got disconnected in Matrix). Doing this i turn the campers into versions of me until all that is left is Raider and then i have an epic battle with him where he kills all my doubles and himself, and a lot of glitching and blah happens and im on top of the bridge in my new HAXZOR-proof tank (with all the previous upgrades including invicibility)

My tank....... err bridge

Since my body is still in the crushed tank, I regain consciousness use the portal gun from portal to teleport out of the tank. Then I use a teleporter to teleport to 1945 and I get a really pissed of hitler (who just lost to seeme's brother's rifle spam in automatch and got de-ranked to level 9) to join my quest to control the bridge (and to kill seeme's brother) and then I teleport to 1942 to get Rommel to help me with the Africa Corps to take over the bridge. Then we see seeme and seeme's brother and hitler tackles his bro (a n00by move) and seeme runs home to his mommy (boo-hoo). While hitler is beating the living s*** out of seeme's bro shouting YOU F***ING N00B, I'LL KICK YOUR F***ING @$$, RIFLE SPAMMER, me and Rommel hold the bridge with the africa corps and watch a anger management hitler beat the s*** out of seeme's bro.

Okay...... well i sneak up behind u and steal the portal gun and i make a portal, push you through and use my new Mega tank to destroy Hitler and his Schreck spam, then i kill Seeme's brother.

Still my bridge

I think you have forgot that I own the bridge so I sue you twice and I still have the Africa corps. Plus, Rommel uses the teleporter to come and save me.




                                                          Still my bridge.


Neo, is it just me, or are we the only ones still arguing over the bridge.  ???

His teleporter dumped him in Kino der toten and he was eaten by zombies, I then use my droid army to take the bridge.

My bridge.

Why did you kill my brother? You like killing 10 year olds! You sick, twisted, evil man! What the Heck is your problem! He was just playing with his red fire truck! He was innocent! I will have my revenge!*I then hide in a secret hideout where no one can find.

Am still in my bunker, hiding deep underground. I will have my revenge, if it kills me, I will have my revenge!

Seeme wrote:
Am still in my bunker, hiding deep underground. I will have my revenge, if it kills me, I will have my revenge!

If your going to get revenge, go kill Hitler, (he got pissed off at your bro because of a n00by rifle spam and got him de-ranked, not my fault and neo killed him, Hitler simply got all anger management on him).

Last edited January 19, 2011 at 12:16 AM by Mr Defence

I escape from Kino through HAXORZ, and return to CoH. I quickly trigger the nuke button run far away and let it destroy Mr.Defence since i have nothing against anyone else. I quickly rebuild my army and a brand new hover tank based on the AT-AT. Did i say AT-AT?? Well that's what i meant. I use its indestructibleness to take the bridge and

MR DEFENCE I BUILT A NEW BRIDGE (THE OLD ONE, which u owned was destroyed, by no particular person)

So my new bridge.

Plasma mines destroy your hovertank  ( the repulsorlift pushes down soo...)  and I then give the bridge to a paranoid seeme.

I find seeme's brother's body and use a quick revive to get him on his feet while Rommel, who haxed his way out of Kino to take control of the Africa corps and he and his corps goes home to Germany, 1942. I get seeme's brother back to life (Hint: I didn't, he wasn't dead  ;D) and take him to the bridge and he and seeme goes home, and I buy the bridge and move it next to the Great Lakes Naval base up here in Illinois. Then I all pay you 100,000 dollars a piece (except for neo because now seeme's parents are all pissed at me so I pay you 20,000 dollars) to leave the bridge alone and I invite you all to come to the new bridge (which now has a dock) to come on my huge boat.




                                                            Vacation Bridge!

HMM 20k, is not enough for the guy with his own army. Ehh ill take it anyway as peace offering, and i won't come on your boat cause its is obviously a trap and i don't want to act out of character. I go home.

Still Defence's bridge

A 747 going out of Midway crashes into your bridge, destroying it and your followers.
I take the bridge and hide it in the desert.

My Hidden bridge,

(btw, I used to live in Oglesby, which is between La Salle-Peru and  Utica by Starved Rock.)

What happened to seeme's bro with the red fire truck?

We are ate home. We realized were to cool to be fighting over a bridge 8)

I find Akalonor's hidden bridge and quickly use my Jolly Green Giants to move it out of there. Then i put it back were it belongs, IN GERMANY (which is why all the factions are fighting for it). I then go home to watch T.V. Leave me alone, I'm with my vodka.

Germany's bridge

Calling in SAS Raiders from the Royal Marine Commando Bridage. Supported by .50 cal jeeps and RR Jeeps. Together they pwn Germany!

My Bridge.

Fear my Flak 88's, MG42's and Panzershreck-armed Sturmtruppen!

My bridge

Fear my MEGAMORTAR and my one-man engineer-squad!
My Bridge! 8)

Fear my banhammer!

My Bridge :D

Fear my LOLHAXZORs and tracing software. And to reinforce my claims i bring in an army of 1 million Hummels and 2 million IS-3 tanks armed with nuclear tank and arty shells. Fear my HAX.

My bridge. ;D

your nuclear tanks are shoothing but there's a turret malfunction in every tank. They blow up... The whole area around the bridge contaminated. I send some robots... like these out of empire earth...

My Bridge!

EMP & Nuke blast the bridge in a 10k radius, forcing us into a post nuclear age , but humans survive it [After all  we are all descendants of hairdressers and essentially the fragments of a useless 3rd of a functioning society :) ]
I establish the Brotherhood of Steel and we protect the bridge with our Gatling lasers and advanced weaponry!

My (fallout) Bridge!

I spam Light Support jeeps combined with cheat mod to simply control the bridge and take over the world (and Higgins boat, from world builder  ;D).

I use my HAXORZ to deactivate your cheat mod. Then i bring in the Nuclear tanks that you didn't destroy cause they were in reserve. We destroy everything and I quickly return to my base.

My bridge

neosdark wrote:
I use my HAXORZ to deactivate your cheat mod. Then i bring in the Nuclear tanks that you didn't destroy cause they were in reserve. We destroy everything and I quickly return to my base.

My bridge

You forgot about the jeeps in the Higgins boat so they come on to land and kill ur tanks

you didn't say my Bridge so its not yours, your so ashamed you give it to me and run home crying.

My Bridge!

Akalonor wrote:
you didn't say my Bridge so its not yours, your so ashamed you give it to me and run home crying.

My Bridge!

NNNOOO

Umm, i screw the rules.

My bridge for no obvious reason

No one listens to you because you didn't follow the rules. Its still Akaloners bridge.

I smack Seeme with the backside of my hand and then procede to launch an assault on the bridge with an unspecified number of troops.

My bridge

I call the only one greater than chuck Norris, God, and Vladimir Putin combined, Temeura Morrison. A.K.A. the Earth equivelant of Jango Fett.
My Bridge.

Too bad they didn't answer you call....

My bridge!

I bring in the combined might of the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series and my Ghost squads to kill Seeme. Then when they bring me his dead carcass i throw it in to a volcano from which escape is imposible and then fly away on my Heli.

My bridge

My troops are elite Ghost troops, watching Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu was part of basic training to prep them for all forms of random nonsense (and cause i really like the manga ;D ), so your brain-melting tactic fails and we just retake the bridge.

My bridge

We could almost make a mod on this topic. It would only replace US and PE (not enough ideas/units for the other 2) and to add a game modes called fun mode (i.e. Chuck Norris buildable) and the normal game modes that we all love. Any ideas? 





Edit: Came up with a few, here are the doctrines (this is a WIP).

US Chuck Norris Commander: Call in the the power of the roundhouse kick upon the cursed PE spam, with powerful interns, trainees, and challengers you can call in the power of Chuck in this infantry doctrine!


1st tree: Martial arts

Basic attack (2CP) :
What does it do?
Allows the members of the riflespam unit (6 pop cap, 30 guys really low hp per guy) to do a basic punch that does damage to individual members of the squad it is used on.

Speed attack

Last edited January 26, 2011 at 6:15 AM by Mr Defence

....................................................OK........................

Quite interesting, but  I think we should go back to the old bridge thing eh?

Ok, (just an idea) drop a nuke on  the bridge and take it over with PE spam.







                                                My bridge

M to the A to the D. I launch my own nuke on the bridge and retake it with my SOG troops. Then seeing how many lives were recently lost due to Nukes we enact a brand new START accord (in light of the Russians finally signing the most recent one), which reduces to the limit to nukes per person to 1.

I secretly begin to stockpile nukes.

Oh and my bridge.

Well I bombard your command center with my Rail Gun, your launch command in ruins and you dead I take over the bridge and defend it with my S.V.E.R. troops.

My Bridge.

(@ Mr. Defence, make another topic, itd be fun!)

Lols, kill me?? You frappin brother. I survive everything and using my last tanks and nuclear arty shells, i destroy your S.V.E.R. troops and your rail gun. I take the bridge.

My bridge

Nuke plus PE spam.




                        My Bridge

neosdark wrote:
Lols, kill me?? You frappin brother. I survive everything and using my last tanks and nuclear arty shells, i destroy your S.V.E.R. troops and your rail gun. I take the bridge.

My bridge

I Nuke you nuke piles

Not neos bridge, that's for sure.....

I don't have any nuke piles anymore they were destroyed a while back. I nuke Semme and the bridge which seems to be no ones. I quickly take it with my Spetznaz AK-74uM spam

My bridge