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My Bridge!

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#51425

Re: My Bridge!

Uses a LOIC on Maxi after getting a new ISP and he is deleated from the forums forever.

My bridge!
#51427

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I respawn as MaxiKing7, take my MG42 and raattattatt you're down. My bridge.
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Lemberg - Baraque de Fraiture - Smolensk - Heiligenbeil - Nobel Dynamite Works - Lorient - Poltawa
#51435

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I get my Super Soldier, Sgt.Steiner to kill you all!

My bridge.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#51441

Re: My Bridge!

soz its lyk Scharfuehrer.

-nerd-

My Bridge!
#51442

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200mm rocket artillery.

My bridge & bridge destroyed :D
I identify as a four-eyed bird man. /s
#51456

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Im getting an Arny Schwarzenegger squad to repair the bridge.
My briggedi-bridge  ;D
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Lemberg - Baraque de Fraiture - Smolensk - Heiligenbeil - Nobel Dynamite Works - Lorient - Poltawa
#51459

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I hire the Expendables and send them in. My bridge :)
#51465

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The A-Team comes in and owns you all.
My bridge!
#51468

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I call In God Of war on the bridge and!.....miss everything killing only myself. Your bridge :(
#51474

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The Doctor realizes the bridgecan be used to take over the galaxy and hides it in the Tardis (which can not be opened by force, mind you)
N o ones bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#51480

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But the DOctor was working for... Me!
My bridge!
#51514

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No!!!!
Than I team up with.......Spongebob!
and we take the bridge and hide in our super secret special place!
My Bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#51520

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I summon the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and kill Spongebob (i hate that obnoxious nudist prik) and Akalonor. THen i bring in an armada of Kuriboh to protect the bridge from anything. You cannot take back the bridge because of my big, black, hairy balls of FURY!!!!! They just keep multiplying.

My Kuriboh guarded bridge. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
#51521

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I was waiting for that move... This and this:
Infinite Dismissal & Dragon Capture Jar

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My bridge ;D.
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#51523

Re: My Bridge!

*Pushes up glasses*
lets see...
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(= Bye Bye commanders!)
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(=bye bye Hero units)
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(=bye Bye infantry)
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(=bye bye big beasties)
You have no power here ,yu-gi-oh wormtongue  ;)

My Bridge :D !

Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

Last edited December 6, 2010 at 4:33 AM by Akalonor

#51525

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While your vader led army takes the bridge emperor pal patine fires his new death star at them...vengance for being thrown into the reactor by vader last time :). My Bridge !...well whats left of it anyway. 
#51540

Re: My Bridge!

hey akaloner what kind of shitty card game is this?
"But risk has always been an inescapable part of warfare."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
#51544

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My Bridge!
#51555

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While all of you is playing that little card game on the table (Nerds) I walk to the bridge and claim it for myself.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#51559

Re: My Bridge!

There was a trap hole where you stand and you fell on it. My bridge!
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#51560

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then we realise Seeme and Blackbishop are Cards, the real fight is Vs Me and Akalonor.. a fight of cards!

I choose you!
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We. Are. SPARTA!

My Bridge!
#51568

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Oh No ,  What Am I to do ?! Nooo!....
......
......
I know....

First I play Lenin!

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Than play the all mighty himself,

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Than Advance him to chuck norris Supreme!  by combing  him with God and Lenin!

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and Allow Satan to take any Damage dealt towards norris that is not blocked!
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My Bridge Thanks to my Chuck Norris BFF!
And chuck norris only has ONE weakness. Only he who guesses it shall get the Bridge (lets face it, NOTHING beats Chuck)
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#51573

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I send in an army of my Hitlerjugend armed with paddles! The only thing to ever knock out chuck norris! My bridge !
#51574

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false! Chuck norris Round houses the HitlerJugend and continues ruling the bridge.
Still mine!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#51577

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#51587

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I somehow get out of my card and stop ripping up all your stuiped other cards. Then, while you are all crying and begging your mum and dad to buy you some more cards,  I take the bridge.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#51596

Re: My Bridge!

I call you Mr. SPam and as you cry, I magically make myself full Vulcan and take the bridge.
My Bridge.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#51599

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I then 0wn His Lenin Army as he takes the bridge with...

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#51611

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And then Stalin falls to the ground dead with an energy sword through his belly. I sent in an army of cloaked Elite Zealots. My bridge!
#51867

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I launch my Green Army Men invasion and burn your forces to the ground with plasma!(my troops are immune!) My Bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#51868

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I finish my preparations and activate my moon base. It uses REALLY BIG mirrors to melt anything on the bridge. BYE BYE ARMY BOYS. Then I destroy all trees, to stop people from playing with these childish cards (which i quite obviously brought up :P)

Me and my soldiers occupy the bridge, so MY BRIDGE
#51886

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I have 1 little Hand Held Mirror and point back your beam, Base Destroyed. Then I happily Walk until the Bridge.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#51898

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And Get killed with an S-Mine.
My Mined bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#51901

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I ambush Akalonor and thrown him to the minefield!
My bridge.
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#51934

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Then One of Akaloners Legs hit Blackbishop and knock him into the mine field, My Birdge!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#51953

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And then I blow up your mine field with an arty strike.I then proceed onto the bridge with a battle group of panthers supported by panzer grenadiers.
#52008

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Im going for Brens with NGs and Roos with Piatpeople so your Panthers got no chance to hold the bridge
My bridge.
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Lemberg - Baraque de Fraiture - Smolensk - Heiligenbeil - Nobel Dynamite Works - Lorient - Poltawa
#52044

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I send in snipers to take out your Ng squads and marder3's to take out your vehicles. I then lock down the bridge with flakverling and 88 flack supported by mortat halftracks. My bridge!
#52047

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I send 3 V1s and 2 V2s to obliterate your force, then my panzer column cross the bridge.

My bridge!!

lol 60 pages and 888 replies :)!
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#52049

Re: My Bridge!

I call in 3 Henschel Combat Air Patrol 's destroying  your panzer. I then move into the bridge With lock down marder3's and Fallschirmjager.
#52050

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blackbishop wrote:
lol 60 pages and 888 replies :)!

I feel so proud!

I call in firestorm and!.....destroy my own base (*!?@)
your bridge.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#52357

Re: My Bridge!

Well no disputes for a few days. Guess this truly makes this my bridge. For the fatherland and the third Reich! Sieg!
#52362

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the german police arrest you.

Polizei Bridge!
#52369

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You Gotta Remember that the Germans these days don't want to mention the Reich ;)
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#52372

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well at least not in a good way
you can slander the nazis or reveal truths about them but you shouldt glorify them
"But risk has always been an inescapable part of warfare."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
#52408

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I was joking. Figured since I was using natzis it would be funny. Forgive me if I offended anyone. I do not actually support natzis in anyway. Just got excited I guess. Me and my friends here do jokes like that all the time. My bad.
#52443

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still.
it's my bridge.
#52473

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while all of you were distracted, i replaced Newbie's bridge for a fake one.

My bridge!!! ;D
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#52500

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FoolyCooly wrote:
I was joking. Figured since I was using natzis it would be funny. Forgive me if I offended anyone. I do not actually support natzis in anyway. Just got excited I guess. Me and my friends here do jokes like that all the time. My bad.


We know, no need to blame yourself. Am an American, anyway.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#52516

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Hehe...

I'm attacking blackbishop's bridge with an army of PAPERTANKS like these:

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Your troops are scared and run away!!!

Haha!

My bridge!
I identify as a four-eyed bird man. /s