My Bridge!

hahaha!!! ;D
Nice move @walki1 ;D!

I arty your troops and defend it with an SS company, My bridge!

Can I buy stock, 40% of the Shares.

My 40% of the Bridge!

Global economic crisis occurs causing alot of economical stuff to happen resulting in the bridge becoming worthless and you losing your shares

My (worthless) Bridge!

I buy the bridge with $1, my bridge.

I, as a top manager, take a huge credit from the state and hire pros to build a bridge, than crisis comes in, my company goes bankrupt, however I receive a "golden parachute" (loads o' moneys  ;D) and don't really care about your bridge.

The Bridge becomes Communist and I as the Leader, take the bridge in name of the government.I then defend it with posters  promoting Communism.
My Communist bridge!

I wait 50 years until your communism gets corrupted and falls. Then I buy Bridge as big corporation from US and I bribe all lawyers to confirm that the bridge is mine!

My bridge!

I start WWIII and blow all your units (you too) off the bridge with a tactical nuke!

My bridge!

btw what do you think about my model? :D
You can guess what it should be :P.

http://walki12.wa.funpic.de/papertank.jpg

Looks good, but i think devs aren't allowed to guess ;D. As you were distracted i capture the bridge. My bridge.

That reminds me of one picture i saw a time ago.

Last edited December 20, 2010 at 7:08 PM by blackbishop

WTF? I still own 40% of the birdge, a depression wont stop me!

I battledroid spam with my robot B1's
I also dump radioactive wast in a 100 mile radius around the bridge, killing any organic that comes within range.


My Star wars bridge!

Guess we lost guys, no one can beat that.

But what do you do if the Marines land with a lot of Spartan support?
Thats right, your forces scatter and die!
My Noble Team bridge!

I teleport the bridge to Mustafar, where all you marines die from toxic ash, then I teleport it to my SSD over a secret moon.

Thrawn studies you, finds the SSD and his Noghri Commandos storm the ship. You lose, i take the bridge.

Can you place it back on Earth? My Space Suit is Broken. :(

I become overwhelmingly bored by the lack of users' activity, news 'bout the mod and black tea with no sugar!
My bridge!

I have sugar in my tea!
My bridge!

But I changed the sugar for salt previously, while you go to ask for the real sugar... My bridge!!

Im blowing your salt mines up with my satchel charges, so no salt is available. My sugar, still your bridge.

This is still in space...

I don't know of any salt mines in space  ;D
But if you like:
I storm the bridge with 5 Sniper Aces and 5 ISU 152's.
Finally, my bridge!

I storm in the control room and change the course to earth; then the ship crashes somewhere in the earth and everyone is knocked out except me ;D... My bridge!

Me and the 414 Regiment, Galendian Marine Corps (My Old Star Wars roleplay faction ;D) Storm into the bridge, killing all then repairing it.

My bridge!

I bring in a battalion of my finest Spetznaz armed with Fat Man rifles and destroy all Star Wars references within the same galaxy. Then we destroy all the sugar plantation in the world, NOW YOU ALL HAVE TO USE CINNAMON MWAHAHAHA.

My bridge, no sugar for your tea.

I, after months of planning call in a weapon that you can't bring down.


The B-Company, Marlow, Haggard, Sweetwater, and Sarge.

Haggard wants to bring down the bridge
Sarge yells at him and finds a sign that says "Newbie"
Haggard tells him to relax
Haggard argues with Sweetwater over to blow up the bridge or not
Haggard puts the C4 down anyways 
neosdark's Spetanaz battalion tries to storm the bridge
Haggard gets his M95 out
Sarges tells him "to put that goddamn thing away!"
A random Tuk-Tuk flies across the bridge from the vietnam expansion with gold in it
Haggard snipes the driver
Haggard tries to get the dead guy out of the drivers seat but neosdark steals the truck
Marlow grabs the C4 detonator and presses the button
C4 turns out to be a dud
The Tuk-Tuk runs out of gas
Sarge calls in air support and marks their position and the enemys
A C-130 drops a box instead
Marlow opens it and calls Sarge over
Sarge reads it and it says F*** you
Haggard see the Tuk-Tuk, out of gas and runs, under enemy fire, shoves neosdark out of the drivers seat, and pushes the Tuk-Tuk to the squads hummve
Haggard than starts to put the gold in the squads hummve.
Sarge goes up to Haggard and demands an explanantion for the "wise a** moves"
Haggard says that the gold belongs to him and only him and gets in the hummve.
The Spetanaz start a push for the other bank
Sweetwater tells Sarge of this and the squad gets in the hummve
Sarge, who has become impatient, runs over the Spetanaz and Marlow, who had put down new C4 after the old ones had failed the explode, blows up the bridge

Marlow mows down the remaining Spetanaz and B-Company goes back to base


                                    No ones bridge.
(Haggard): "Hey Sweets, don't ya want to play them cards with umm' a Newbie"

Last edited December 27, 2010 at 8:33 AM by Mr Defence

Mr Defence took the WRONG Bridge.

I take the RIGHT Bridge.

My Bridge!

You took the wrong Bridge too, you have to take the left bridge ;D

Haha you're all wrong, I played thimblerig with the bridges so neither the left, nor the middle, nor the right bridge is the RIGHT one. I surreptitious deleted all bridges in WB so all of you cowards have to search my secret new bridge that I placed somewhere in FOW  ;D ;D

I just build a new bridge, screw playing hide and seek. Then i bring in a platoon of Vitez MVD troops armed with AK200s and Heartbeat sensors to find Maxi and his bridge, blow them both up. Then we go home to vodka farm, completely abandoning the engineers to their fate. Who cares about them, we have VODKA.

Someones bridge???

I'm not dead yet so still my bridge^^

I send you many death threats until your terrified and have to be put in a mental hospital,
My Bridge

I find a pickaxe and run it through Akalonor's head. The Vitez guys fortify the bridge, while my command vehicle retreats to SPACE!!! (the codename for my secret vo........ I shouldn't tell you guys, you will find it)

My bridge

Bad company finds the right bridge and kills you all.





                                          Bad companys bridge!

The A-team Paradrops from a Flying M1A1 SEP3 Abrams onto the Bad Company, and takes the bridge!

A-team Bridge!

My B-Team beats the crap out of your A team....

My Bridge!

My C commander kills everything......you know why? Cause the Leader is Chuck Norris!
My Chuck Norris Bridge!

Chuck, (who has been used in about 500 different times and ways in "My Bridge") can't stand a chance against the new and improved B-Company Now with a M1A2 Abrams.




                                                  No beats Haggard
                                                  (Haggard's Bridge!)

False!
Dwight Schrute will beat haggard, and he does with advanced logic. He than Gives it to me out of Pity and returns to the Office. While I defend it with Nature!
My Bridge!

I bring in Dimitri Petrenko and Victor Reznov (haha invincible NPC FTW) to burn down your pathetic Nature with my ROKS2/3 Flammenwerfer and prototype Weather Control Tech (ty, to my Chimera comrades for that stuff).Then we eliminate Bad Company in an epic battle, in which we personally shot them into their heads 50 times and blow up their tank. To deal with Chuck Norris we bring in Sergei Kozin, The Monster of Magadan (from BO) and their fight blasts them into an alternate dimension, where they continue to fight for eternity.

Meanwhile Reznov, Petrenko, and I, take the bridge.

The Bridge of the Motherland (Technicly mine, but i must keep up Soviet apperances)

You forgot to kill me, not that you can, i'm unkillable (due to previously unstated reasons, which i won't state). Seeing my opportunity i steal the snipers rifle and shoot him in the head with it at point blank range then, I teleport myself into the same dimension as Chuck and Sergei and convince them both to join my team (I gave Chuck his own dimension to rule as God and Sergei recieved life times supply of vodka, 15 bottles (since we all know he won't live past the 15th bottle)) Then we kill Cooly and dig up Akalonor's body to kill him again and then put you in one grave and shoot a Chuck Fist into your grave causing it to implode on itself.

My bridge (Chuck has gone to his dimension and Sergei is on the 14th bottle)

Seeing that Bad Company had to make a swift retreat (and by the way Bad Company had a little surprise for you, aimbots  ;D and infinite health hacks with invincible computers 50000000000000000000000000 miles into the Earths core) I call in Tank Dempsey, Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki, and Edward Richtofen to kill all of you



                                                Zomb Bridge

neosdark wrote:
I bring in Dimitri Petrenko and Victor Reznov

Sorry to say my friend, but they both die in Coh of Duty: Black Ops ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

So anything neos said it wrong.