My Bridge!

Stuiped Stalin is dead, that avatar looks dead, oh look! Your Dead!

My Bridge.

Yes, forum is now.. working.

I TAKE THE BRIDGE WITH THE HUMAN WAVE.

URAAAH!

Hurray, your back.

Now I can do this forum again!

I get 1 MG- your Human Wave Dead.

sends in second human wave..
UURAAAAH!
MY BRIDGE!

Get 2 MGs.

My Bridge

Spam snipers, my bridge.

I capture and defend the bridge with Sniper spam + Cloaked AT guns + Mortar+ Armored car combo.

akalonor gets tomohawk'd.
He looses ALL his Manpower, FUEL, MUNI, and has 5 popcap
My bridge.

I am sad.

sad people are already dead...i kill the crying seeme from behind and prepare for his 50th ridicilous revival...

Well all your preparing went to waste, because now am dead for good.(Then I go behind you and throws you into the river)

Calls in 2 CP Chopper Gunner on Seeme.
My Bridge!

Chopper then picks me up and lets me fire his MG at Newbie(How nice).

My Bridge!

Then i SAM Turret you out the sky.
My bridge!

The Sam the friendly turret offers to attack Newbie for me.

My bridge.

I bribe those SAM turrents to attack Seeme.

My bridge!

blackbishop wrote:
I bribe those SAM turrents to attack Seeme.

My bridge!

Seeme is from USA. His army is the most expensive in the world - unbribable!

Paciat wrote:

blackbishop wrote:
I bribe those SAM turrents to attack Seeme.

My bridge!

Seeme is from USA. His army is the most expensive in the world - unbribable!

lol xD

I come back from the grave with my armada of Spetnaz and Tanks. We obliterate anything near the bridge and destroy all the SAMs. Then we fortify the place with MG-bunkers, camo-ed AT Guns, SPHs, Tank traps, mines, and special Napalm traps. Then we go home to our base and get drunk off Gin & Tonic (which I just got to try today and i love it) and Vodka. Oh yeah, and just to put this out there, all my Tanks are armed with Iron Fist APS anti-missile defenses.

My bridge, gents. ITS SO GREAT TO BE BACK!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Fist_active_protection_system - In case anyone is interested in the Iron Fist. I think its pretty cool how far we have come from Armored Skirts and Sherman Sandbags. ;)

V1 in coming....

My Bridge!

The Libyan Army's L33TTECH (AK-47's and T-54's) Storm you all, killing the SHITTYTECH American Troops.

My Bridge!

Then the Americans Get one tank to destroy them all (with all those high tech stuff on tanks these days, this isn't far from true :D)

Nuke Incoming...

My Bridge!

Nuke Disabled.....

Go Special Op teams!

Still my bridge!

I kill your special forces, with my Navy SEALS. We come down the river on seals armed with Clubs, Tomahawks, Crossbows, and MP7s and eliminate everyone on the bridge.After that we set up AAA for missiles and air vehicles. THen we go home to our vodka farm and get drunk..... LEAVE US ALONE U CANNOT HAVE OUR VODKA .....hic...

Our......hic...hic.....hic!!!!!

Walks past all the AA and AT Defences, Hacks them all, Puts Anti-Infantry Gatling Guns up then Plants my flag.

My Bridge!

Uses Black ops skillz to take the bridge , then enters Zombie mode, hacks it so they are my minions, and they defend the bridge.
My Bridge!

Shoots all the zombies(come on, really?) and threatens to kill all your troops with a Nuclear bomb in some island somewhere. They go Oping that, and I get the bridge.

Ah hah , but seeme has obviously not played Black ops Zombies , they keep on coming, and coming, they are limitless! Bomb shelters ftw , My bridge!

Oh yea.......

Hacks the Game and Puts a Chair in Front of all the windows....

My bridge!

Goes into the game and removes the chair for 1000 Creds!

;D

Jumps on a table, zombies can't get me.

My bridge!(Once the zombies leave)

But they don't leave , and the nova gas zombies kill you.
My bridge! ( beware of exploding hellhounds)

Rehacks the game when 50 Zombies, 20 Hellhounds and 10 Crawlers surrond Akalonor to make the Zombies attack him!

My Bridge!

He died btw.

Shoot the Zombies and Rev Him, lets work together and kill evil Newbie!

*Picks up pistol and headshots seeme*

-Pick up Assault Rifle and headshot akalonor-

Some ramdom guy revs me, gets a RPG and Headshoots Akaloner(I hacked the game to a WaW bodys, you body parts come off E.G your head)

quick headshots seeme before he shoots me!

My bridge!

I said Akaloner you nOOb.

Instead of a RPG, I have last stand and Shoot Akaloner that way.

No last stand from headshots iirc :D
Since you called me a N00b, I respawn and lulspwn you with a Crossbow/ Explosive bolts :D

My Bridge!

uBer nOOb!

I walk in with a flamethrower and light all of you and the zombies on fire. Soon to be my bridge 8)

... beforing being shot in the back with a Draqnov.

My bridge!

I countersnipe newbie with my K98 without scope
*BANG* bridge is now unoccupied and i switch my position

I spam airborne zombies that find your position, then stream on that bridge, making a little barbeque with your dead body and then camping there without doing anything. just like a coh bot does after some hours in a game  :P

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Then I  get seeme zombies to fist fight the other zombies, and then the fight until all there bodies decay. I keep the biggest scariest zombie and he is now my minion.

My Bridge!

LOOKS @ MR SPAM N LAFFS N SEEME DIEZ

My bridge.

I blown Newbie's ISP and as he lost his connection the bridge is mine.

My bridge.

I'm throwing with some stones at blackies head until he runs away and screams for mummy. my bridge.