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In soviet russia jokes

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#44723

Re: In soviet russia jokes

Thats actually pretty good.
I think, therefore I am...
I learn, therefore I advance...
I destroy, that I may endure.
#44728

Re: In soviet russia jokes

Nice! I like the old lady one. That's great. Lets see the best I got... In soviet Russia, the horses ride you! Fail.
I think, therefore I am...
I learn, therefore I advance...
I destroy, that I may endure.
#44730

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TacticalNuke wrote:
Nice! I like the old lady one. That's great. Lets see the best I got... In soviet Russia, the horses ride you! Fail.


In Soviet Russia, Berlin Divides YOU! :P
#44733

Re: In soviet russia jokes

Thats mean...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44764

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I like it. In soviet russia, the tv watches you!
I think, therefore I am...
I learn, therefore I advance...
I destroy, that I may endure.
#44809

Re: In soviet russia jokes

You already said that.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45003

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oh yeah.. my bad.
I think, therefore I am...
I learn, therefore I advance...
I destroy, that I may endure.
#45005

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in soviet russia music listens to you...
"But risk has always been an inescapable part of warfare."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
#45006

Re: In soviet russia jokes

good one.
I think, therefore I am...
I learn, therefore I advance...
I destroy, that I may endure.
#45007

Re: In soviet russia jokes

Yea, pretty good.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45087

Re: In soviet russia jokes

In Soviet WoW Horde kill you.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

Last edited August 25, 2010 at 2:00 PM by Akalonor

#45093

Re: In soviet russia jokes

So in America you kill horde? I don't get it.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45267

Re: In soviet russia jokes

In WoW you ( as alliance ) kill horde , in Soviet WoW Horde kill you
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#45277

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Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem writes you
#45329

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Ha! Thats a great one!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45348

Re: In soviet russia jokes

;D nice
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#45489

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In Soviet Russia Stalin is ... AMERICAN XD
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#45504

Re: In soviet russia jokes

I can just imagine a American Stalin :D
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45523

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Goulags will now be called prison, and the Coca-cola will now replaces the vodka ! Oh and now Commisars have to be called Officiers. :P
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#45526

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And Cadillac would be replaced by Volga  ;D
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#45532

Re: In soviet russia jokes

And he will send thousands of Americans to the middle east to help populate it.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45543

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cephalos wrote:
And Cadillac would be replaced by Volga  ;D


Well, I think if Stalin is capitalist the volga will be replaced by the cadillac :O

Seeme wrote:
And he will send thousands of Americans to the middle east to help populate it.


But if Stalin is american it will be ...

In America Russia ... in soviet russia jokes aren't funny at all .... ^^
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#45609

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Kusumi Koharu - Balalaika
I believe in one thing only, the power of the human will. © Joseph Stalin
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#45660

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wow
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#45665

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...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45735

Re: In soviet russia jokes

In Soviet Russia, UeArtemis's posts make sense!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#45790

Re: In soviet russia jokes

xDDD

In America Russia ... UeArtemis posts are still nonsense XD
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#46270

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In Soviet Russia some things are seen like this:
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I believe in one thing only, the power of the human will. © Joseph Stalin
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Last edited September 4, 2010 at 10:06 AM by UeArtemis

#46294

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.......

Yes, atfer a lone fight and there island in rubble, the Japanese want to eat at McDonalds....

The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46311

Re: In soviet russia jokes

Now that's an image. Several squads of elite Japanese soldiers breaking out happy meals. Ooo look! A toy!
Never argue with a Dragon, for you are crunchy, and taste good with Ketchup.
#46739

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I believe in one thing only, the power of the human will. © Joseph Stalin
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#46740

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GG
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#46743

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In Soviet Russia bread slices you!
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#46752

Re: In soviet russia jokes

Lol
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46779

Re: In soviet russia jokes

UeArtemis's post is kindof true.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#46808

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Nahh.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46822

Re: In soviet russia jokes

maybe it's true, but the picture is definitely funny
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#46838

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Hey! Where did the Vodka Picture go!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46850

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Seeme wrote:
Hey! Where did the Vodka Picture go!

Censored by the motherland ;)...
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#46893

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>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46966

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I believe in one thing only, the power of the human will. © Joseph Stalin
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#46968

Re: In soviet russia jokes

ok...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#47107

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Left - a Russian solder
Right - a Imperial Guardsman
I believe in one thing only, the power of the human will. © Joseph Stalin
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#47193

Re: In soviet russia jokes

hmmm
send in the chaos mutants to stop them
xD
"But risk has always been an inescapable part of warfare."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
#47199

Re: In soviet russia jokes

Baneblade the twits.
#52017

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In soviet Russia Thread bump you!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#52024

Re: In soviet russia jokes

Lol UeArtemis, good one! They both are ready to defend the empire/imperium! For the Emperor!!!!
"Du sublime au ridicule, il n'y a qu'un pas"
-Napoléon Bonaparte