In soviet russia jokes

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In soviet Russia Luke Skywalker kill you!

Akalonor wrote:
In soviet Russia Luke Skywalker kill you!

Is it vice versa in Capitalist America?

I Soviet Russia, grenade throws you!

Akalonor wrote:
In soviet Russia Luke Skywalker kill you!

In Soviet Russia You are Darth Vader's father.

In Soviet Russia ideas make you

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris worships you

In Soviet Russia the government suspects you of conspiracy.

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In Soviet Russia the Beatles get arrested for trying to buy your album

Last edited December 14, 2010 at 11:36 PM by IJoe

The American police are better than the Russian, the Americans have something called the "Warning Shot"  ;)

In the US, you assassinate the leader on command,
In the USSR, by the leaders' command you are assassinated.

I Went to a restaurant and I was asked. "How many in your party?" I replied "600 million".

In the US, you will always find a party.
In the USSR, a party will always find you.

Ask me if you want more...  ;)

Hahaha

Those are actually rather awesome!! ;D ;D

More!

In Soviet Russia Mario play with you. :)

(sorry but the demo is in Italian).

In soviet russia, game loose you.
(I've found a way to Win the Game, Find a TARDIS Then go back 30 years to Leningrad)

In the US, your job determines your marks
In USSR, Marx determines your job.

Pathfinder777 wrote:
In the US, your job determines your marks
In USSR, Marx determines your job.

haha  ;D

cephalos wrote:

Pathfinder777 wrote:
In the US, your job determines your marks
In USSR, Marx determines your job.

haha  ;D

haha +1

Newbie. wrote:
In soviet russia, game loose you.
(I've found a way to Win the Game, Find a TARDIS Then go back 30 years to Leningrad)

But you can't directly interfere with history at Leningrad since it is an important point in time....

... TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR.

Went to USSR..

and Died.

;D ;D

In Soviet Russia, forum spams you!

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!

In Soviet Russia, tree climbs you!

MaxiKing6 wrote:
In Soviet Russia, forum spams you!

HAHA, i used that joke a few months ago in the Blistered Thumbs mod section regarding the Russian spam! ;D Sadly, we don't get much spam anymore. :'(

pariah wrote:

MaxiKing6 wrote:
In Soviet Russia, forum spams you!

HAHA, i used that joke a few months ago in the Blistered Thumbs mod section regarding the Russian spam! ;D Sadly, we don't get much spam anymore. :'(

maybe people finally read ours signatures 

You mean the Lord Rommel quote?

mhm  :)

So... What does that quote have to do with spam? ???

"I can't unlock third greman faction, why?"
" When will be OH released?"
" Ostheer - where to download it?"

Oh, right. ;D

Anyway, what's with these 'in Soviet Russia' jokes? What do they mean? I never understood them...

pariah wrote:
Oh, right. ;D

Anyway, what's with these 'in Soviet Russia' jokes? What do they mean? I never understood them...

google - it should help

Hhmmm nope. :(

cephalos wrote:
"I can't unlock third greman faction, why?"
" When will be OH released?"
" Ostheer - where to download it?"

"help pls i cant use the units you show here ingame :("

(pics of unreleased units on moddb page)

In Soviet Russia, they ask when the Soviet army will be available. :D

In Soviet Russia, Ostheer asks for you to be released!

In Soviet Russia, tanks skin you!

(Try to imagine the last one :P)

Crab mine flail? ;D

MaxiKing6 wrote:
In Soviet Russia, tanks skin you!

(Try to imagine the last one :P)

Lol

In Soviet Russia, game animates you!

In Soviet Russia, video game units control you!

Last edited May 12, 2011 at 9:17 PM by Killar

Killar wrote:
In Soviet Russia, video game units control you!

Wow, that would be hell of a nightmare. xD

MaxiKing6 wrote:
In Soviet Russia, Ostheer asks for you to be released!

In Soviet Russia, tanks skin you!

(Try to imagine the last one :P)

Hahahaha! I want Camo!  :D

pariah wrote:
Anyway, what's with these 'in Soviet Russia' jokes? What do they mean? I never understood them...

Isn't it something to do with how the Soviets are "backward" in thinking...

In the USA, you drive the economy.
In Soviet Russia, economy drives you!

Well if that's the case, it would be from the American perspective, wouldn't it? So in Russia, the jokes would be the other way around, right?

pariah wrote:
Well if that's the case, it would be from the American perspective, wouldn't it? So in Russia, the jokes would be the other way around, right?

;D, I guess. Most people leave off the American part cause most know the jokes come 2nd!

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This is off-off-topic

Hitler, Mussolini and Churchill were gathered together in a secret bunker debating who was going to win the war, however none of them could come to an agreement. Churchill suddenly suggested "Do you see that fountain over there? In the fountain there is a fish, let's make it that the one who catches the fish will be the one to win the war."

"That's easy, no problem for the Reich!" Hitler exclaimed and whipped out his luger but after emptying the whole gun into the water, he failed to hit the fish. Annoyed Hitler turned to Mussolini "You try it,"

Mussolini stripped completely naked and dived into the water but swim as he may, he could not catch the fish and eventually got out when he was completely exhausted.

Churchill sat calmly beside the pool and took at a teaspoon, then he began slowly dishing the water out of the fountain.

"What the heck are you doing?!?" Hitler demanded.
Churchill smiled and looked back at Hitler, "Every teaspoon I remove is bringing me closer to victory!"

Last edited May 16, 2011 at 4:01 AM by Paladin88

Yeah, erm... I don't think that actually happened. ;) :D

In Capitalist America, you shoot Nagant. In Soviet Russia, Nagant shoot you. :)

In Capitalist America, you play Minecraft. In Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

pariah wrote:
Yeah, erm... I don't think that actually happened. ;) :D

Tis just a Joke!

HyperSniper999 wrote:
In Capitalist America, you shoot Nagant. In Soviet Russia, Nagant shoot you. :)

All hail the seemingly all powerful Mosin Nagant

In Soviet Russia, seeme looks at you!

In Soviet Russia, pariah has many friends!

:'(

Don't worry, Seeme - I'm in Australia, where i don't have to deal with any friends. ;)

:'(

Don't worry pariah. Here you have friends *looking as friendly as possible* :)