In soviet russia jokes

#69691

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 17, 2011 at 10:56 PM

I like you Maxi, as well as most other people here, so i don't want to regard any of you as friends. ;)

#69693

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 17, 2011 at 11:47 PM

Who wouldn't want to be friends with a Person who donates 500$ to a game he can't play ;D

The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme

#69695

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 18, 2011 at 12:01 AM

In Soviet Russia, Eastern Front donates to you! ;D

#70418

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 22, 2011 at 7:08 PM

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you! ;D

Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...

#70419

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 22, 2011 at 7:17 PM

Seeme wrote:
Who wouldn't want to be friends with a Person who donates 500$ to a game he can't play ;D

Pariah donated 500 dollars to EF?

Wow, that is dedication.

"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."

#70423

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 22, 2011 at 7:29 PM

Yes it is. ;D

In Soviet Russia, your plumber is in another castle! :D

#70589

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 23, 2011 at 7:44 PM

^^dont get it

Soviet is OP

#70590

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 23, 2011 at 7:48 PM

^^Implication that Peach is trying to save Mario. ;)

#70598

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 23, 2011 at 11:02 PM

pariah wrote:
^^Implication that Peach is trying to save Mario. ;)

Hee hee, Super Princess Peach. Though its actually a game...

OIY! Get your filthy hands off the Maus!
http://easternfront.org/forums/index.php?topic=5672.0

Hee hee, I added colour to the avatar. Isn't it nice?

#70600

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 23, 2011 at 11:18 PM

Really? Never heard of it...

#70601

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 23, 2011 at 11:22 PM

pariah wrote:
Really? Never heard of it...

Don't blame you really. Nintendo's made so many Mario-based games it's difficult to count them all.

"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."

#70602

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 23, 2011 at 11:26 PM

O.K. then, how about this?:

In Soviet Russia, your giant turtle dragon thing is in another castle! ;D

#70603

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 23, 2011 at 11:41 PM

pariah wrote:
O.K. then, how about this?:

In Soviet Russia, your giant turtle dragon thing is in another castle! ;D

In soviet Russia, Mushroom Find you!

"Balancers are 10 a penny"

#70830

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 25, 2011 at 8:07 AM

In capitalist america, you eat mushroom
In soviet russia, mushroom eats you

OIY! Get your filthy hands off the Maus!
http://easternfront.org/forums/index.php?topic=5672.0

Hee hee, I added colour to the avatar. Isn't it nice?

#71063

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 25, 2011 at 8:39 PM

I just came up with a funny one, but since it's drug related I don't want to break the ToS if it's against it. Here's another anyways;

In Capitalist America, you build house.
In Soviet Russia, house build you!

"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."

#71064

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 25, 2011 at 8:41 PM

In captialist America you listen to Metallica!
In Soviet Russia Metallica listens to you!

Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!

#71065

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 25, 2011 at 8:42 PM

You mean like, 'In Soviet Russia, drugs do you!'?

#71070

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 25, 2011 at 8:49 PM

pariah wrote:
You mean like, 'In Soviet Russia, drugs do you!'?

No,
In Capitalist America, you get high.
In Soviet Russia, high gets you.

"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."

#71072

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 25, 2011 at 8:51 PM

Hmm... I don't get it.

#71074

Re: In soviet russia jokes

May 25, 2011 at 8:58 PM

pariah wrote:
Hmm... I don't get it.

Are in Soviet Russia jokes supposed to be understandable?

"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."

#71078