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#44407

Re: My Bridge!

You can be leader if getting my coffee every morning.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44409

Re: My Bridge!

Do you want me to go rogue on you? Get your own coffee you lazy pig.

Meanwhile, my zombie forces continue to build. They make a Bergetiger and begin resurrecting old Panzers, ready to support Seeme.

By the way, I'm making a new nation, it will be allied to Seeme's, maybe I could get more freedom and privacy in it. I call it...New Germany!

Also, I began building another army of nom-undead humans.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#44412

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Seeme wrote:
Ok, so the only enemy left is Toorstain >:)

First things first, hes on his last leg. What I need is 2 Airborne divisions will be dropping 12 miles east of his key city, distracting his forces from the city itself, while we launch a surprise attack. We get regular Infantry to charge the city making the enemy face one side, then our mechanized division to Quickly circle the city so cut of supplys and not let the other divisions in again. Then we get our regular Infantry to circle the city and wait and get resupplied. While this is happening, I want our top commandos to sneak into the city and blow up major supply depots and dress up like the enemy to rise havoc and terror into them. We wait another few days to let them run out of supply's, then we attack the city with our inf and tanks and our mechanized divisions save there airborne.
(P.S, dont forget to get the bridge)

Neos, get our troops and generals ready and make sure this plan works out. Dismissed.


Yes sir.... It will be done. Im deploying special operations to surround the bunker Toorstain is in with the Wolf's Bite Rifles. Then i deploy a small detachment of T-100 Ogres to test out the new 200mm Tank Cannon i found stashed in Werwolfs department. Using the Airforce we take over the airspace in the city and eliminate all AAA. The rest of the army takes the area and hold down the front.
#44413

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Over behind the hills, there's the sound of music again, but this time it is the Imperial March, New Germany's national anthem.

Star Wars- The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)

Marching behind it is an entire zombie army.

Artillery begins firing air burst shells, rocking the landscape.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#44414

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Meanwhile, troops from the 19. WaffenSeeme Gebirgs-Division "Die Schlümpfe", 6. WaffenSeeme (gepanzerte) Kavallerie-Division der SE "Gabrielle", 33. WaffenSeeme Panzer Div. "Seemekopf", Freiwillige Infanterie-Division der SE "Tausend Wölfe", 503. Seeme Guards Division, and 9. Seeme Guards Division wave goodbye to their families and depart for the front lines as hundreds of thousands of voices sing in chorus, with the pride of the Seemeland in their hearts:

Kameraden laßt uns singen
eine Melodie,
denn es soll ein Lied erklingen
auf die Infantrie.
Denn sie ist aller zeit
immer kampfbereit,
ob es donnert, blitzt oder kracht
-oder kracht.
Ihrem steten Kampf gelingen
ist dieses Lied erdacht.

Ohne Halt durch Sturm und Regen
mitten in der Nacht.
Ohne Halt dem Feind entgegen
was auch kommen mag.
Ob auch heiß der Tag,
ob auch kalt die Nacht,
ob auch fern die Heimat ist
-Heimat ist.
Stets kämpft auf allen Wegen
stolz der Infantrist.

Refrain:
Panzer und Flieger
schaffens nie allein,
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Schlachtfeld sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie
-Einsatz nie!
König der Waffen-
Seeme Infantrie!


(Lied der Seemelander Infantrie)
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Wunderwaffen Doctrine: What technology created for us, we drive it towards the enemy.

Last edited August 21, 2010 at 6:23 AM by Werwolf

#44416

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Seeme's Auxilliary Corps in the New Deutches Wehrmacht Heer moves out from it's depot and to the front.
Moscow salute March
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#44428

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Ze 101st Airborne 'See-the-Eagles' and the82nd Airborne 'All-for-Seeme'  are in place, moving towards destination.

*UNaminousily fascist nod*

Someone fill his city with Propaganda ;)

Last edited August 21, 2010 at 11:38 AM by Newbie.

#44439

Re: My Bridge!

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa, am a fascist leader?

Also hypersniper, that was very stuiped of you. For the 5th highest pay in the Seeme empire, all you had to do is make coffee and give it to me. For this, your infantry will be the one the distracts the enemy and runs up to the Def line. ( I still wouldn't worry, we been air bombing them good.)

Also Neos find someone that could be leader of Propaganda and getting my coffee.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44454

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Seeme wrote:
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa, am a fascist leader?

Well, you ARE a military dictator wearing an HJ uniform...  :P But I think your ideology, as evidenced by your followers' political and historical leanings, is a mix of Communism, Fascism, and Undead Fetishism (LOL  ;D). I call it SEEMISM.  ;D ;D ;D

@Neosdark: Sure, why not...  :D

<bombards Toorstain's forces with "Surrender, Schweinehunde!!!" leaflets and zombie brain-goo>  ;)
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Last edited August 21, 2010 at 4:34 PM by Werwolf

#44458

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I give you..

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#44466

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Seeme wrote:
Also hypersniper, that was very stuiped of you. For the 5th highest pay in the Seeme empire, all you had to do is make coffee and give it to me. For this, your infantry will be the one the distracts the enemy and runs up to the Def line. ( I still wouldn't worry, we been air bombing them good.)

I'm not part of your empire, I'm an ally to your empire. So I'm still independent. That means I'm not obligated to do errands for you.
By the way, why is my Rommel part of that flag? 
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#44468

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HyperSniper999 wrote:
Seeme wrote:
Also hypersniper, that was very stuiped of you. For the 5th highest pay in the Seeme empire, all you had to do is make coffee and give it to me. For this, your infantry will be the one the distracts the enemy and runs up to the Def line. ( I still wouldn't worry, we been air bombing them good.)

I'm not part of your empire, I'm an ally to your empire. So I'm still independent. That means I'm not obligated to do errands for you.
By the way, why is my Rommel part of that flag?


Undead Fetism. Showing the general Alliance between us.

Next Propaganda:
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And of course..

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Last edited August 21, 2010 at 5:40 PM by Newbie.

#44474

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Since my empire is big and all, maybe I should hire someone to make a better flag then this:

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Newbie, since you now leader of propaganda, airborne, and getting my coffee, I giving you a large pay rise. Also weres akaloner, we cant do this without him.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme

Last edited August 21, 2010 at 6:16 PM by Seeme

#44478

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How about this..

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#44481

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Thats kinda weird... I think you should think of something eles.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44483

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Hmm, i'd contact Werwolf for something fancy, i can only make Stuff editing imanges. :P
#44485

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I congratulate Seeme for this big step and give as a present this evil cat.

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Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#44487

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I don't want a stuiped evil cat >:(
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44489

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And a spetzcat?


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Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#44491

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Newbie, can you make a flag for New Germany? I was thinking of a hyrbrid between the Bavarian, Prussian, Saxon annd Hannoverian flags.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#44492

Re: My Bridge!

I'll try xD.
#44494

Re: My Bridge!

Well, as neosdark got the Spetzcat, I'll give this unit to Seeme:

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And this disguised truck :P.

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Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#44503

Re: My Bridge!

If everyone's joining the Coalition of Seeme, does that mean we'll have no one to fight for the bridge against?
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#44506

Re: My Bridge!

civil way mighthappen...
#44514

Re: My Bridge!

We still got toorstain and your starting to get on my nerves...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44520

Re: My Bridge!

Seeme wrote:
We still got toorstain and your starting to get on my nerves...

How am I getting on your nerves? You're the one who made me do mundane errands.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#44553

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Your the one making a big fuss about it, how hard is it to get someones coffee!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44569

Re: My Bridge!

Seeme wrote:
Your the one making a big fuss about it, how hard is it to get someones coffee!


Fine.

*Gets on radio and orders for the world's finest cofee to be airlifted to Seeme*
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#44573

Re: My Bridge!

Thats great, but you and only you has to bring to me.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44578

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Sigh.

*Delivers coffee by hand*
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#44579

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Thank-You, have a nice day, servant.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44585

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ACHTUNG! HE. is. watching. you.
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#44587

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OK now this propaganda stuff it getting annoying. I look nothing like that, and its kinda creepy. And I asked you to make a flag, not a TV show and some pictures. Back to work with you! And no creepy smiley kid!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44595

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ROFL !!!! btw I launch war on Seemeland with my anime Mechs , Lelouch Lamperouge is my SIC and General , no one can defeat him !
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#44599

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I call in myself, I single handidly kill everything with my G11 that Akalonor deploys and lock him in jail. Lelouch was a double agent MWAHAHAHAHA.

BTW Werwolf that stuff is awesome. Can u do the same thing with my pimp-tank. I like that as my propaganda. MY SECRET POLICE RIDE THESE THINGS.

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#44604

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@Seeme: He's your Alpha-double. Since you remain faceless, he'll be the target of political assassinations instead.  :P ;)

EDIT: Your wish is my command.

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@Neos: I suck at making models/skins hehe...  :P

EDIT: on second thought...

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Hmm...nice animé mechs... <tinker>

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Akalonor has betrayed the Empire, so all of the top Party officials convene to discuss his ultimate fate while pondering the various works of the boy-Führer.
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Last edited August 22, 2010 at 10:50 AM by Werwolf

#44629

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While sadly since Akaloner left we have no air force. And I think we left lots of werewolfs crazy inventions on some plans. Akaloner can always get out of jail with his dragon friends. So the only hope left is to assassinate him and take back the air. Any ideas? Neos? Werewolf? Newbie?
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44634

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Newbie was in the Air Force along with Akalonor...
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#44635

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So did Newbie go away too?
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44641

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Dammit! New Germany still needs a flag!
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#44650

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As SIC i declare command over the Air Force and update it with my SU-35, and Scramjets that i have hidden in the back of my garage. Then i go down to the jail cell and kill all of Akalonor's dragon friends and use my Assbeat Sensor (since everyone knows Dragons and other creatures don't have asses) to find Akalonor amongst the pile of corpses, and then I  KILL HIS ASS and take a DNA sample to the secret police so they can duplicate him and use him as cannon fodder for our diplomatic events.

All hail Seemeland!!!!!!!! YRAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa.....aaaaaa...........
#44660

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party?

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Seeme wrote:
So did Newbie go away too?


Of course i didn't?

Last edited August 22, 2010 at 4:38 PM by Newbie.

#44732

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Hurray!

And neos, you forgot his goblin friends too.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44917

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There Sub-Human, meaning they do.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#44920

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Hey Seeme, congrats on Mr. Spam!

Hey Newbie, how's the flag coming?
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#44921

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let for toorstain to see this..

@HS - Having some trouble, probs be done my Sunday.
#44944

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HyperSniper999 wrote:
Hey Seeme, congrats on Mr. Spam!

Hey Newbie, how's the flag coming?


I don't like being Mr.Spam, it makes me feel bad. Wish there was a way to get rid of it.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme