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My Bridge!

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#46199

Re: My Bridge!

We spring up from Samoa, With the 3rd Marine Of the Seeme Empire and the 101st Seeme Airborne to Counter their Infantry, While using out B-59's To drop Down Explosives, and New-era M60A3's Made of Wood to Distract the Jacksons, Then blow them with our Challenger 3's and our new 12.7mm Assault Rifles.

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#46225

Re: My Bridge!

Umm, good...

But why are we taking random islands again?
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46238

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Why did the Americans take random islands in the Pacific

Cos we're island hopping to take over China and Japan!

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While we're taking Taiwan - Battleplan to take over China:

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#46241

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:o OMG what about Europe?
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#46243

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Seeme, my men are ready and accounted for, they are being deployed to Taiwan for the invasion.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#46245

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Czar Seeme, me and my 5th Special Operations Battalion and 7th Special Tactical Assualt Battalion (SOB and STAB :) ) are on standby and are ready to take Manchuria from the North and West.

Where the f is Werwolf i haven't seen him for a while??
#46247

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GIVE ME THE BRIDGE OR I WILL KILL THE HOSTAGES!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
#46253

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My forces send the New German National Defence Squad (NGNDS) to save the hostages. Toorstain's General present at the hostage crisis is killed with a headshot, bridge is still under Alliance command.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#46273

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Having Learned from previous take-over failures, I pull out the meanest, baddest, most insidious weapon of them all!!! My easy button! With the press of a button I steal the bridge away! From under the Alliances' nose! (Ding! Well that was easy!) Laughing maniacally, I survey my new conquest. And continuing to laugh, promptly trip and fall off... Not my bridge... anymore... *sob*

*deep voice in sky* Epic Fail.
Never argue with a Dragon, for you are crunchy, and taste good with Ketchup.

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#46291

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Lol
And I will get rid of the easy buttons by buying the stables company and destroy all the easy buttons. Since blackbishop is in charge of this stuff, he figure this out.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46299

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101st Airborne 'Screamin' Seemes" and 82nd Airborne the "All (for) seemes" Ready for Deployment. Deploy on your command, sir.
#46312

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May I join the struggle with my units?  ;D
Oh, BTW I think we should start topic "Rise of Seeme's Empire"
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#46319

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I agree!
#46322

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Ok, attack.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46323

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Move up the beach!
#46327

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My artillery rains down on Chinese beach positions, allowing Allied forces to advance.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#46332

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Herr Seeme, we've pushed through the Beach, Orders?
#46333

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Ok lads, looks like you won't make it without my air support:
Here it comes "Legion Seeme" armed with F-35 to gain air superiority and support you down there  ;D
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Lord wrote:
OSTHEER IS DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!
#46343

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My spies have given you false information. There are noone on the islands. And while all your forces are there, I launch several nuclear attacks on the islands, destroyng your army.

Meanwhile, my loyal forces quickly make an assault at the bridge. They manage to take it suffering few casualties.

MY BRIDGE! ;D

Now my engineers are dismantling the bridge, and I'm shipping of the 599 different parts to many scattered locations all around the world. The bridge can now be literally everywhere, and only I know where the parts are. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D
#46362

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Even if Taiwan IS Nuked, we can still use it for a springboard to China?
#46391

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I think Japan is helping use since for some reason they don't like china. And toorstain, your nukes didn't kill anyone because we were in Japen. Since you used nukes, the UN hates you and the world is against you.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46594

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Fuck the UN... >:(

I have a head concussion and feel like shit. :-X Also I can't remember a thing. :(

Also, shouldn't you be worrying about the bridge. Because I ignored the chaos bullshit and removed the tiny screw from the bridge that held the entire thing up. And this time you won't find it by beating me!
#46635

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Goes online and orders another one, uses super fast shipment.

My bridge!(In 2 days)
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46644

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I told the Federation what you all have been up to. Bye Bye !!!
Captain Kirks bridge ! ( there is no possible way Seeme's empire can kill the federation , Star Wars weapons cant even damage it.)
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#46657

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we drop Fallshcirmjagers with the rank of Oberchucklee.

Beat that,
#46669

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*Sends 1 guy dressed up as akaloner, press the big red butten the says do not press, boom*

Bye Bye Federation. Also my screw is in and I out it back on.

Our bridge!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46682

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The Forum spammer is wrong , he cant kill the federation (Nukes dont work , nothing bigger ) so its still the Federations bridge ( the Borg have been eliminated and the Klingons are at peace.)
Federations bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#46691

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-teleports bridge to Seeme territory.
#46692

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MADNESS, i use my Spatial Dimension Transporter to transport all Star Trek refrences as far away from the Bridge as humanly possible and into a red giant star where they will all burn FOR EVER (no escape) and take the bridge with my Special Operations Battalions. Then we set up AA missles that can target anything within 100,000 miles away from Earth, AT Empalcements with 2 batteries and a few MGs in each and special MG bunkers that are filled with MGs in each slit, so they are impossible to flank. Then i also get my Airforce to destroy Akalonor's bases.

Empire's Bridge
#46723

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Another job well done 8)

Anyway keep going with the China invasion.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46777

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remember my bases are in another dimension though , and its impossible to find which one.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#46789

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Well, 6th Seeme Marines are on the way to the Chinese Homeland. Then we go west, Russia, Poland, Germany, France, UK, Canada, Britain, Then betray japan.
#46809

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No, we don't take Japen by force, so we can preserve the technology etc. But otherwise tell me when you capture China.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46878

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I think akalonor and his rebel(perhaps Toorstain too) forces could strike in any moment 'cause he has the worm hole technology.
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...
#46879

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I'm not on Akalonor's team >:(

So I don't have worm hole technology. :(

But I can attack you! ;)

And I think I will! I attack your forces with the Death Star!!!

Oh snap!!! I destroyed earth!!!! :o :o :o
Who cares, I have a bridge on my Death Star (But I don't have the stupid hole that goes into the core of the Empires Death Star... duh ::)).
#46890

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While Toorstain was Day dreaming, hes nation is defeated and now toorstain has nothing.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#46909

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Im living in Middle Earth and assisting Morgoth conquer it :D have fun with your world while I capture mine.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#46921

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Step aside suckers! Face my awesome Elephant Corps!

Einzug der Gladiatoren
(Just listen to it, ignore the WW1 Germans)
We will crush you!  :P
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#46941

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Thats bond to crush them :P
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#47000

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Right...... Anyway i send my SO battalions to take over Brazil, and after securing this new domain, i decide to throw a SEXY PARTY. While the entire Empire is distracted by the party, i add more troops to the Gundam defensive line near our Japanese Bridge. Fear the Seeme-Gundam Corps. Heil Seeme.

Still Imperial Bridge.......

P.S.: Werwolf where are you? You are missing the Sexy Party.
#47042

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While we're waiting.. I've been making the Battleplan for the Soviet Union.

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#47045

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I'll take Korea, that'll free up a few of your men to take on the Bear.

*Orders to prepare for an invasion*
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#47047

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Sure, surround that amour though.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

Coh Name: Seeme
#47057

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Korea has fallen, with extremely minimal casualties. Once the primary invasion of Russia begins, I will take the eastern coast. But we need to do it in summer, my tanks can't face the Siberian winter.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#47059

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In Soviet Russia Winter never ends though...o.O
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.
#47060

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Akalonor wrote:
In Soviet Russia Winter never ends though...o.O

Ummmm, whe the snow thaws in Spring it does. :P
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."
#47069

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Me and my SO units are all Russian-speaking so we easily infiltrate their ranks and start killing their superior officers, and they are now in disarray.

I send in the main army from the South and send in a special detachment of SCAR (Special Command- Assault Regiment) from the North. I also use my access to Werwolf's Experimental Lab to equip the Airforce with prototype F-35X-armed with a new kind of experimental Propulsion system that allows them to exceed 5.4 Mach. Heil Seeme.

Now lets put some fear into them......

And were the F is Werwolf? Anyone have any idea were he is.