My Bridge!

might be out in the forests of Deutschland, hunting Deers with his Karbiner.

Well, I'm Moving my Heeresgruppe Seeme (Army Group Seeme, Compoising of the 12th Panzerjager Div, the 5th Panzer, the 3rd Panzer, the 2nd Panzergrenadier, and the 23rd Calvary.) Up through Kazackhstan, using some experemental New Artilley 124-Pounder to punch holes through Soviet Defences.

Who are you guys even fighting against? ??? ??? ???

Seriously?

And nobody cares about the bridge? Guess I just can take it then. :D Nobody cares about it anyway...

I'll lock it up in a safe somwhere hidden then.

Well Toorstain u seem to be dreaming again.  ;D

neosdark wrote:
While the entire Empire is distracted by the party, i add more troops to the Gundam defensive line near our Japanese Bridge. Fear the Seeme-Gundam Corps. Heil Seeme.

Still Imperial Bridge.......

Your troops were slaughtered by my trained Gundam Troops and the bridge is still safely in the Empires Hands.

Heil Seeme

Is Russia token yet?

I guess we're on the Moscow Defense line now, if we attack on every side with our elite forces, we should push in.

F*ck you!  >:(

Stop ruining my dreams! ;D

HyperSniper, while pacing in his office, sees a big red button. He unwittedly presses it, and everything goes all slow as it fades. He then wakes up in front of the bridge, with everyone else. Seeme and Newbie groan at him for resetting the bridge game and ruining Seeme's empire.

Resetted bridge. :)

Ok it seems the Experimental gas i used on Hypersniper seems to work, he went nuts and thinks that he reset the game.

Still our bridge. Oh and i send in some more Japs in 50 foot Mechs to guard the bridge.

...i emerge from my deer-hunting vacation in the hinterlands of central Europe, carrying an enormous bundle on my shoulder...

MY INDESTRUCTIBLE CARPET OF DOOM IS NOW COMPLETE!!! Seeme Heil!!!

***instruction manual not included.

my deer hunting therory was true.

The Moscow defensive Line has now fallen!

Time for Poland, Kamerads?

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NOOOOOO!!! I'll defend Poland to death! And remember about famous polish partisans. They won't let you take a breath...  ::)

We will smash all resistance on our crush in Poland, accturly.. I have a plan for the conquest.. commencing in axactly 19:40 GMT

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plan ended, current map of Poland:

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We must save Poland !
Imperial Navy , away !
as we speak , 15 Star destroyers are en route , the seeme empire has no Space technolog so the vastly superior Star wars tech will overrun you !
The Seeme empire is no more , and all of you are taken hostage and emprisoned( except those who were not apart of the seeme empire)

But, you forgot the Seeme empires direct anti-spaceship Plasma weapons.

I'd halt your cruisiers right there.

Now, we are giving Germany 12 hours to Annex itself.

As Newbie halts your cruisers i sent in my SCAR forces on prototype SCRAMjets to invade and take over your ships. We destroy your Command Ship and your troops scatter back to your dimension, go back and fight them battles for Middlearth.

Oh and Werwolf can you please check the post i made a week or 2 earlier, i think u can help me with this thing (its called "Stamps")

Cruisers are much smaller , SD's cant be destroyed by plasma weapons. My invasion still succeeds , so shut up.

Akalonor; SCRAMjets + SCAR troops inside your main battleship, all of which are mine means I have stopped your invasion force because you have no Command Ship, plus we have an armada of SCRAMjets to destroy your cruisers all of which are armed with special Recoil Launched/Operated Bombs which have an over sized explosive yield strong enough to destroy all of Middlearth, but since space has no meduim to send energy waves through, they only destroy the thing they hit i.e. your cruisers.

We also deploy specialized AAAeX (anit-aeronautical artillery-Experimental), that we in Special Ops developed for Space battales. Plus they have a lovely effective range of unlimited, because missiles can travel infinitly through space, until stopped, at which they explode (Thanks for the Physics Herr Einstien)

Your invasion fails, fool

yeees what a nerdy shit pile this topic has become
people conquering the world........ ???

<conquers Pauly3>

Okayyy, that sounded a bit.....wrong.  ;D :P

hahahahahaha

My Pauly3.

Hmm, guess Germany and its Allies (Slovakia, Austria, Switzerland, Denmark, Norway, Spain, Holland, belgium etc.) have surrended themselfs, now fior the push on France.

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My Heeresgruppe Seeme, Now with New German forces, has landed on France from the side. Spain & Portugal are backing france, and as we can see, theres a gap in the neo-Maginot line.

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Holy freaking crap. I want this game reset, it's not fun anymore.

I am deeply depressed because I killed all these lives for no reason at all so I decide to to commit suicide in a bunker. Meaning the Seeme Empire falls, and I magically come back to life. P.S, I have the bridge ;D

You happy folks?

Now, Newbie lives in a cardboard box along the Maginot Line, as he was left to starve.

However, Heeresgruppe Newbie is still Active, or atleast 2 Divisions. So, the bridge will soon be mine.

I emerge from beneath the lands of the bridge (my underground bunker in which my forces and me were because was forgotten and isolated till now).

And secure the bridge with sandbags and barbed wired. My bridge.

Does no one understand the concept of what a Star Destroyer is ???? Neosdark:SCRAM jets wont do sh!t LOL
as for your scar troops..... incinerated.

Thank you Seeme for ending this BS :P
BTT ,
I secure the bridge with my Imperial Armada, the rebellion is nonexistant and SD's have shields that burn flech and metal.....aswell as the imperial stormtroopers ...so no one can get on the SD's and I use the traktor beam to get the bridge onto my SSD :P
My Bridge

Ehh, I got tired of everyone treating me like Hitler anyway ::)

Ah bone i just bring in my Ion Cannon and destroy Akalonor completly. No more bull about Stardestroyers or anything. Then i secure the bridge with my SCAR troops (new formation of course) Then we secure the bridge with T-100 tanks and set up Arty and and Counter Arty batteries. Enough STARCRUISERS.

My bridge (its been a while since i said that :)) )

Plus Akalonor do u know what a SCRAMjet is??

I walk up to Neos and shot him in the back of the head- Alliance Gone!

My bridge!

I then walk up to seeme and opush him down the hill

My bridge!

Then my brother, Mesee, Pushes you down the hill. We must kill him!

Then my evil brother, Noobie. (Still in Roman Army Uni) Snipes Mesee with a Barret M82A4 SNiper rifle.

My Bridge!

<rolls EVERYONE, including their "brothers", with the indestructible Carpet of Doom and dumps them all into the void>

Mine, all mine.  MY BRIDGE. My Precioussssssssss.....

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We then open the void, all team up for 5 serconds, and roll the Carpet down the hill, towards Verwolf. , Before i close the void, jumping out.

My bridge!

No, all our bridges for 5 seconds! 4! 3! 2! 1!

*Pushes newbie down the hill and gets Mesee to make sure he dosent get back up*

My bridge!

Wait. laggggggg...

"Mesee has left the game"

I then claim the bridge with a Banna peel Mine (Trips up Tanks)

My bridge!

Seeme walks throw the rugged city and saw a old building. The doors are rusted. He breaks them open. The room is all dark but one light. He move towards it and theirs the switches. He turns them on, dimly lighting the room. Then, In the corner, he sees a big pile of dust. He wipes it off to see what it really is. And there, right before his eyes, was hes kubelwagon.(With a radio).

*Takes it out for a ride, gets it repaired, drives up the hill and runs over Newbie"

My bridge!

I nuke the bridge ( i survived Seeme  :P ) and kill everything on or near the bridge. Then i say screw the rules, and make myself invincible to all damage, thus my Hp Bar (of 1  :P ) cannot be depleted. Then i single handedly take over the bridge and bring in my new T-43 (also indestructible) to secure it.

I go on map editor and build a giant wall around you. And now that you are taken care of, I go up to secure the bridge.

My bridge!

While all this is going on, I order my elephant corps to stampede the bridge. You are all crushed and a marching band comes marching onto the bridge playing 'Einzug der Gladiatoren' (Circus song!) and takes the bridge. Then the Big Top is set up on the bridge and I make millions from HyperSniper's travelling circus!

My (Circus) bridge.

I enter Hypersnipers Circus to see how it is. I throw peanuts at the clowns and elephants because the SUCK.

So my security kicks you out, with no refunds. :P

Still my circus, still my bridge.

I sneak on your circus with a greenpeace group to release the animals and wreak havoc, then I took the bridge and eat peanuts.

My Bridge(supposing you don't have a second plan :-X)

The circus was just a disguise for my "other" operations. I send in  999th Infantry to round up your hippies.

My bridge!

Oh yea, I get the 1000th Infantry division and round up everyone from the 999th infantry division and set the hippies free. Then, they go on to take the bridge. I also steal blackbishops peanuts.

My bridge!

then i Piospam you all.

My bridge!

Seeme wrote:
Oh yea, I get the 1000th Infantry division and round up everyone from the 999th infantry division and set the hippies free. Then, they go on to take the bridge. I also steal blackbishops peanuts.

My bridge!

The world ends because you cannot go over 999, but I save it by destroying your infantry division and is given the bridge as a gift.
My bridge.

Then I make the 999 and a half infantry division and get the bridge back

Hypersniper's rampage frees me from my confines and i thank him by providing him my SCAR troops when ever he wants. Anyway i send my Spetznaz GRU to hunt down Seeme and assasinate him. While that happens i send my Assault Grenadiers and Panzer Jaeger Infantry Armies to slaughter anything on the bridge with me leading the charge in my T-43. FEAR THE NEO.

My bridge (Oh and Hypersniper u can't use my troops against me, but against others they are game)

My Imperial officers kill Neosdark SCAR & Spetznaz troops, allowing my main infantry to fight his.
(remember this , your SCAR troops & other elite units are DEAD)

But akaloner manages to fail, 'Cause hes the Prince of failure.

So no one trying to kill me and no one guarding the bridge, I think its safe to say...

My bridge!