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Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

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#100543

Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

How hard would it be for zombies to try to break through Kursk? not only are there about 2 million men, but there are 5,00 tanks, 25,000 types of guns, artillery, and about 2,800 aircraft. This came to my mind after to have been looking up stuff on the Battle of Kursk.
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#100550

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Pretty hard for the zombies IMO. How many zombies are we talking about here? How much munitions and supplies do the SU have? What weapons do they get? Have many civies to soldiers in Kursk ???
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#100558

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

We're talking like about a million. I don't think there will be civilians.  It's just a big fortress. The Defense has as many resources as the USSR can give them, although they won't use all of it.
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Last edited December 26, 2011 at 5:06 PM by irik

#100559

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

The thing about zombies is when the Russians lose one the zombies gain one. Imagine the ultimate med bunker. Also, are these George Romero zombies or 28 days later zombies?
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Last edited December 26, 2011 at 5:53 PM by SnappingTurtle

#100563

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

It will be clearer that: number of zombies equals the number of Germans soldiers in Kursk, it will be cool if they're the zombies from L4D or Cod WaW, bolt action rifles vs fast zombies, forget the automatic guns, artys and tanks :D
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#100568

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

I still think the Russians would win. Tanks will utterly pwn zombies. And the Russians had aircraft
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#100571

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Russians would win. They have been building defences for like 4-6 weeks!
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#100619

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Russians, Pilots would have a helluva time strafing zombie hordes as they charge into minefields.
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#100637

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Zombies would win :) once they start multiplying its GG
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#100644

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Snugz wrote:
Zombies would win :) once they start multiplying its GG


You kill them off early and don't panic then perhaps the Motherland would have a chance. Otherwise if you don't keep calm you're done.
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#100650

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Are the Soviets even good marksmen in general? If they cant kill the zombies off fast then they'll have a big problem :P. But then again they have a swarm of T-34 tanks. So my money is still on them
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#100671

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

And Stalin will troll the zombies into defeat with his propaganda thus making their primitive brains asplode. ;D
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#100688

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

T-34 + Soviet's brutality will own the zombies :P
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#100689

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Zombie tanks will munch on t-34 head (read turret)
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#100716

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Zombies have no tank :P
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#100740

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Phat boomers/ HL opfor gonomes
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#101585

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Anything Russia can't defeat? lol jk
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#101607

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

THe russians could bomb the zombies + use mines excessively
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#101641

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

that's true. the tanks could just drive them around, running them over. the artillery can just fire and fire, killing them. also, i think the zombies would be very lucky to have anywhere near what the Germans had to try to break the defense.
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#101688

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Zombie tigergruppe call in.
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#101703

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Siberian Tiger Zombies?  ;D
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#103346

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

imagine the god of war on them....
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#103348

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

That is stuff oscar winning movies are made of.
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#103487

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

I dont think SU has a GOW ablity in RL :P. More like simple arty cannons  :P
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#103539

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Dozens of batteries of simple Arty cannons
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#103560

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

well what about the rocket launchers?
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#103701

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Rocet Arty I guess. Still arty  :P
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#103905

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

IRL arty would be much worse than god of war. There is no time limit and you could continue firing all day long untill the ammo is depleted! Bombing for days WW1 style YEAH <3
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#103941

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

in that case, 90% probability that the red army infantry and tanks will go without firing a round or bullet if them zombies are pwned by artillery and mined.
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#103989

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

I think its official. SU wins by arty alone  :P

Now what about Russian zombies vs German soldiers at Berlin ???
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#104030

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

King Tigers will crush the zombies into oblivion.
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#104032

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

wirbilwinds will do better
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#104110

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

Im starting to think the only reason zombie would ever win is b/c the humans have no guns (notice zombie movies occur in small, unarmed towns)

And the Germans have MG42. Tear them to pieces!
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Last edited January 14, 2012 at 2:30 PM by Fishhunterx

#104113

Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?

"Rip them to Shreds"
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