Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?

Someone told you can cross a part of Leningrad by ship as the Wehrmacht, but you need to build 5 halftracks first then call in "Bismarck". Is the guy trying to fool me, or doe it really work?

lmao

:-X

BurroDiablo wrote:
:-X

So is it true or false?

lol ;D

Yeah its true.

But remember to get naked and do a Cossack dance infront of your Computer once the Halftracks are built.

Only that way do the webcam censors built into the mod detect the correct motion patterns that enable you to call in the almighty Kriegsmarine...

Good Luck!

luz777 wrote:
Yeah its true.

But remember to get naked and do a Cossack dance infront of your Computer once the Halftracks are built.

Only that way do the webcam censors built into the mod detect the correct motion patterns that enable you to call in the almighty Kriegsmarine...

Good Luck!

Now I KNOW he was pulling my leg.

Theres your bismarck on tracks...the latest wonderweapon

I'm serious, we don't have to play jokes. Is the Bismarck an easter egg or not?

Try it.

Worked for me. The naked part helped. Was pretty epic - I'll post pics later. And not of the Bismarck.

I built the five halftracks and nothing happened, you guys are lying.

Did you get naked? I said that helped. If you don't it works only 50% of the time.

And we're not lying as much as you are gullible.

panzerjager1943 wrote:
Did you get naked? I said that helped. If you don't it works only 50% of the time.

No, I'm not dumb, I know that the game can't pick up my nudity. I just thought the modders had a little bit of clever scripting up their sleeve which would unlock the Bismarck.

Well I heard it did require a lot of SCAR coding, hence why Leningrad is such a small map, so as not to boost the filesize too much.

Do you have a webcam?
If not that may be why it isn't working for you.

You wouldn't technically have to get naked, I doubt the software is that good, just wear something physique hugging, cycling shorts perhaps, maybe even stealthily borrow a pair of tights or leggings off your mum.

Might seem strange but trust me, seeing the Bismark in all its glory is worth the chafing alone  :)

It works for me. You DO need a webcam, though.
I agree on the snug fitting clothing, spandex or rubber suits
help. I got a diving suit, so I was able to experiment with
different approaches to summoning the land bismark, but
it does work. Try it, man.

And yes, you do need the webcam and the dance.

Thumbs up!
 
ROFLMAO : Awesome pic :) I prefer the in-game one,
though, I'll post some images later, just didn't think it
was special.

... I'm always naked and dancing in front of my computer
as I play... so this is nothing special to me, really.

ok I lol'd so hard at this!

Last edited February 8, 2010 at 1:38 PM by ford_prefect

Dude, try it.
Get your girlfriend in on it, too! :)

:: eats popcorn ::

Now I know this is a joke.

yes it is

Aah, I do enjoy my time here  :D

haha ;D yea i enjoy this forum thanks admins for letting us ramble on about pointless crap a lot *high fives you all in the air*

Omg. :D