Nah, in those days they used horses.
Which transformed into tank machine-shops, using
'transformers' electronic sounds. Worked kinda nice, too
but then disney told them they had to stop because of
copyrights and stuff. (To which disney had the rights), so
they had to go use something else, sigh.
And then PeTA came in and rose a stink as well.
Animals shouldn't be forced to do this they screamed
themselves hoarse, turning red. 'But they're not real
horses, they're ZisBots, or something' replied the
russians. At which point the PeTA people all collectively
held their breath until their eyes started bugging out.
The soviets turned to Joseph Stalin, who just shrugged
and waited until the opposition all died off. Nonetheless
deciding that something ought to be done...
Enter the protoss armory.
The protoss being ficticious, they couldn't use lawyers,
and cease and decease letters... or so they thought...
Until the night Yuri drank a little too much and...
You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity
Last edited November 16, 2009 at 5:53 AM by Loupblanc
